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Movie Name : The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer

Actress Name : Dawn Wildsmith and Marya Gant

Character Name : Muffin and Warden Exene

Year : 1986

In 1986 movie The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer. Actresses Dawn Wildsmith and Marya Gant play as villainess Muffin and Warden Exene.

What the fuck I'm watching, LOL..

This movie is so funny..

We see Warden Exene for the first time around 15 minutes..

Are everyone in this movie villains except Taura?

Muffin appear around 20 minutes to pay a visit to the prison..

Those who made this movie are very creative with so little they got, and I love it. Dawn Wildsmith evil expressions are very entertaining..

We get a catfight around 32 minutes, then Muffin and Warden Exene intervened, every time Muffin talks I laugh..

They actually have a fight against monster around 37 minutes, and they are using practical effects, practical effects wins every single time, a low budget movie with practical effects from the 80s would always beat a big budget movie today with AI or CGI, even if not commercially, I'm watching a movie made 40 years ago, and it still hold due to using practical effects, a movie made 10 years ago depending solely on CGI would feel outdated if you watched it today..

The only active male villain in the movie appear around 50 minutes with robot arm, 80s movies were something else, I actually like that, you have a villain who has been defeated once, they appear again as a bigger challenge, you can't have the same challenge that the hero overcame twice, or it wouldn't be a challenge, that's what happen when you keep using the same character with the same power over and over again in the same TV show for example, you waterdown the character and the show..

Holly.. The Warden around 57 minutes 😍😍😍😍..

This movie is so silly, it's very comedic..

One of the prisoners around 1 hour 2 minutes was taken to solitary confinement for having drugs, like how, it's prison floating in space, how exactly someone brought it inside the prison! LOL!

Muffin final confrontation is around 1 hour 3 minutes..

The prisoners escape and the heroine confront Warden Exene around 1 hour 10 minutes, the Warden was knocked out, and then her actual final confrontation is around 1 hour 18 minutes.

This is a fun movie actually, comedy, action, villainess, and practical monsters, this movie was made 40 years ago, and I think I should thank modern movie for how much they suck that I had to watch this 80s movie..

Dawn Wildsmith and Marya Gant as evil babes Muffin and Warden Exene in The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer

Tag : 1986, action, comedy, Dawn Wildsmith, explosion, impaled, Marya Gant,

Movie Name : Mulan Angels 2: Treasure Map

Actress Name : Bianca de la Garza

Character Name : Mrs. J

Year : 2020

In 2020 movie Mulan Angels 2: Treasure Map. Actress Bianca de la Garza plays as villainess Mrs. J. I watched this movie when it was released, I have to be honest, it wasn't good then, and it's not good now, but still it would be more fun than any movie that I can watch today..

Our villainess appear around 10 minutes, the English in this movie is so fake LOL.. Hollyshit, this is funny!

The men Mrs. J sent all dead, and now the heroine have superpowers..

We see our villainess again around 22 minutes, and the fake English too LOL, every scene she's in is absolutely amazing..

This whole movie feel like a commercial of Bianca de la Garza, it goes like this, do anything with the scene with the heroes, then when Mrs. J is onscreen they go like "Now let's focus, people would only watch the movie for her" LOL..

We see Mrs. J again around 30 minutes, she sent "Ninja Killer", "Kali's team" and "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Killer" after the heroine, the movie isn't trying to be serious, it's more fun than I remember.

Every scene with Mrs. J is a comedy gold..

The heroine defeated the Ninja.. Aren't they supposed to be "Ninja Killers" since they are more than one, or is it the translation? Anyway, she defeated them, after they attacked the heroine in the middle of the day, that's what happen when Mrs. J go cheap on hiring stealthy killer Ninjas, but I guess she expected it since she put them on a queue, she never expected them to succeed LOL..

Around 44 minutes, the actress washing "the blood" in the river, and it doesn't go away, like, yeah, because it's a paint, and paint doesn't come out easily with water LOL..

Now she meets "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Killer"?

The fight scenes in this movie look like shit, but the absurdity of it as a whole make it fun..

This is so bad, and so funny, Mrs. J appears again around 48 minutes, with the fakest laugh and the fakest dialog, and I love it..

We see Mrs. J around 53 minutes, she just appear for 20 seconds with new outfit and that's it, she basically don't do anything, expect from time to time sending her men, she's like the loading screen between every level in a video game LOL..

I remember this scene with the cage, I can't remember how the hero came out, so, it must be stupid as expected, maybe some of them died, I really don't remember..

I don't who the rest of the characters in the movie are, all I remember the heroine and the villainess, anything isn't related to the villainess is automatically blocked.

We see the villainess around 1 hour mark..

The movie is really misusing the epiphany the heroine gets to have super strengthen, it happened like 3 times at least till now, she always overpowered, then get the epiphany, and get superpower..

Mrs. J is part of the heroine's epiphany tho, and she's hilarious, I wouldn't even ask how something she never saw ended up in her epiphany!

Mrs. J is the most hilarious villainess I've seen in my life..

Mrs. J's right hand man died, and I laughed, I don't know how to describe this movie, it's absurd in a good way.

A hero also died afterwards and before he died he started to explain why is he dying, LOL..

Yeah, so I was right, a multiple people in the cage, so now both the heroes ended up in it..

I think the final confrontation starts around 1 hour 12 minutes, as I remember, the fighting looked awful, as all the fight scenes in the movie LOL, except when she was handling Mrs. J thugs, it was kind of interesting.

Bianca de la Garza is absolutely stunning in this movie, but if you are going to watch this movie for comedy, you will enjoy it, if you are watching it for action, then it's not so good when it comes to such aspect..

Favorite Quotes

"Mrs. J: Yes, Finally, this is the Mulan Angels’ power, unlimited energy, ultimate strength, finally I have activated Mulan Angels’ power"

Bianca de la Garza as evil babe Mrs. J in Mulan Angels 2: Treasure Map

Tag : 2020, arrested, Bianca de la Garza, comedy,

Movie Name : Cicak-Man 2: Planet Hitam
Actress Name : Tamara Blezinski
Charterer Name : Rama
Movie Year : 2008

In 2008 movie Cicak-Man 2: Planet Hitam, actress Tamara Blezinski plays as villainess Rama.

Our villainess appear at the start of the movie, and had a great fight scene, it's not clear what was the fighting about, god, I love her laugh, it's hilarious, evil laughs are the best..

We see our villainess again around 15 minutes mark, She went into a meeting of very powerful people I guess, and we were introduced to the main villain Professor Klon played by Aznil Hj Nawawi..

Professor Klon is very interesting character, his plans is to contaminate water water in order to sell water purifiers, if you think deeper about the character, that's actually how capitalism works, manufacturing and causing scarcity is often rewarding under the system.. Villains are all about contradictions, the way contradictions play under capitalism is this, the initial goal of capitalism is to meeting the demand, but what happened when you meet the demand, and it works great, for a while, till you reach your goal, for example, if you have a company working as arms manufacturer, the initial idea of having them is to defend a nation, but what happen if such company, actually gave every nation what they need to defend themselves, here where the contradiction comes, such company will go out of business, because even tho your goal is to meet the demand due to scarcity, actually meeting the demand is your biggest nightmare, because now their is no demand for what you are supplying, the same thing goes for housing, you need to meet the demand of housing more people, but what if you already meet the demand and built enough houses to everyone, then you have to choices, to create scarcity, and don't provide housing for everyone, or maybe creating arbitrary regulations that require these houses to be demolished, and rebuilding it, one of the funniest and most ridiculous aspect of the capitalist system is this, initially capitalism justified its system based on protecting private ownership, but we reached a point of abundance, so in order for capitalism to keep functioning, it has to abolish private ownership, that's why everything became a subscription, in order to sustain continuous demand, even if the price for that is abolishing taking away the people rights to own things, there are so many ills of capitalism that are deliberately omitted, like I said here when I talked about Why villains laugh, even tho villains are more powerful and more capable of defeating heroes, but they deliberately fail, just like capitalism, capitalism deliberately prevent itself from achieving the goals it claim to achieve on purpose, because achieving its goal would mean its own destruction like Joseph Schumpeter said "Capitalism is being killed by its achievements", and those who are on top of the pyramid know exactly how it works, and it doesn't work for you, but here's the good news, there's nothing you can do about it LOL!

Anyway, let's escape this bleak reality and keep watching the movie..

This is actually a very fun superhero movie, I wish it had bigger budget, it would be awesome, the vision behind it is really good, and you can see there's a heart behind it, not some data collection slop, it's not perfect in anyway, and it shouldn't be.

You know, I would actually watch a Hollywood superhero movie if they included Cicak-Man in it, it's so fun to watch..

We see our villainess again around 27 minutes..

Rama make evil laugh around 31 minutes, every time she laugh I laugh, it's hilarious, Tamara Blezinski is the greatest actress in the history of humanity..

We finally see our villainess again around 49 minutes..

We see Professor Klon with his new costume around 1 hour 3 minutes, it looks so stupid, I was expecting something better..

We see Rama around 1 hour 19 minutes, when Cicak-Man tracked her thinking she killed his sister, yet I'm not sure she did since we only saw the building burning, she may took her as hostage..

Yeah, as expected..

We have a fight scene between Cicak-Man and Rama around 1 hour 25 minutes, and I have no idea why, but she was turned somehow to CGI! But at least they mis the CGI with the footage of the real actors..

The final fight soon follows it around 1 hour 28 minutes.. You can also all Rama compilation here.

God, I miss these movies, I wish more movies like these were made, and the evil laugh, I really love that..

Tamara Blezinski as evil babe Rama in Cicak-Man 2: Planet Hitam

Tag : 2008, action, comedy, explosion, Tamara Blezinski,

Movie Name : Transylvania Twist

Actress Name : Monique Gabrielle, Toni Naples, Vinette Cecelia, and Brinke Stevens

Character Name : Patricia, Maxine, Laverne, and Betty Lou

Year : 1989

In 1989 movie Transylvania Twist. Actresses Monique Gabrielle, Toni Naples, Vinette Cecelia, and Brinke Stevens play as Patricia, Maxine, Laverne, and Betty Lou.

Monique Gabrielle and Toni Naples in the same movie, this should be fun..

Patricia was basically being hunted down by famous 80s horror villains, but she was the one who was luring them and called them amateurs LOL..

The movie had "Your ad here" joke in the credits intro..

Ten minutes in, and all I can say is, thank goodness for the 90s and 80s, that's why I stopped watching modern movies, they are awful, it takes an effort to watch them, it's insane that some people would watch something boring to pass time, like if I have to pass my time watching something boring, I will stare at my feet instead of watching a modern movie or TV show, and guess what, my feet is realistic, I don't have to make an effort to watch realism!

We go from comedy segment to a catchy song that is also fun to watch and listen to..

This is so awesome, I'm so thankful that I'm watching this movie, I can't believe that not many people know about this movie and weren't able to enjoy it..

We see the vampiress Betty Lou only scene in the movie around 30 minutes..

Unlike Monique Gabrielle and Toni Naples, Brinke Stevens have made many movies since this one, which is kind of cool..

We finally see the gorgeous vampires around 34 minutes..

Around 38 minutes, the vampires meet the heroes after the arrived to the castle..

Monique Gabrielle should've made more movies like this one, she's awesome..

I should watch more comedy movies from the 90s and 80s, this one is awesome, I doubt any comedy movie that was made in the last decade comes anything closer to that, the last actual modern comedy movie I watched and was actually a comedy movie was Vacation Friends, and I'm having more fun watching this one..

This is funny one, around 48 minutes the protagonist was changing in her room, and the music was playing, and she opened the closet to find Patricia the one playing it LOL..

I swear if I have to choose between this movie and every movie Hollywood made in the last decade, and either everything they made gone for ever, I would choose this one in a heartbeat.

We see Patricia around 1 hour 5 minutes appearing to Victor Von Helsing's dream and eventually turning him into a vampire..

Then around 1 hour 11 minutes, she knocked out the hero, Dexter Ward..

It was hilarious that around 1 hour 13 minutes Von Helsing was feeling comfort being around Patricia, Maxine and Laverne after he was turned a vampire as well..

This is so cool, we get a song towards the end performed by our three gorgeous vampires around 1 hour 20 minutes..

That was wholesome, like, WOW, that's a movie..

Favorite Quotes

"Patricia: Marissa, come forward, dear cousin. We want to give you a kiss. Yes, dear cousin. Come closer. I want to give you a big, wet, gooey one."

"Dexter: Von Helsing, you've got to stop him.

Von Helsing: There are several distinct advantages to being a vampire, dear boy."

Monique Gabrielle, Toni Naples, Vinette Cecelia, and Brinke Stevens as evil babes Patricia, Maxine, Laverne, and Betty Lou in Transylvania Twist

Tag : 1989, Brinke Stevens, comedy, Monique Gabrielle, Toni Naples, Vinette Cecelia,

Movie Name : Hot Shots! Part Deux

Actress Name : Brenda Bakke

Character Name : Michelle Rodham Huddleston

Year : 1993

In 1993 movie Hot Shots! Part Deux. Actress Brenda Bakke plays as villainess Michelle Rodham Huddleston.

God I miss parody movies, unfortunately since comedy technically banned in Hollywood, there aren't many countries that make comedies, especially this type of edgy comedy, the 90s were awesome..

Every moment of this movie is a joke, it's insane how good Hollywood movies used to be.

20 minutes in, how can they right a movie like that? It's joke after joke after joke, it's insanely good, it doesn't give you the chance to be bored, like, sometimes you get double jokes, one in front of you, and the other in the background..

The thing about this movie that it's built on other great movies, like it use aspects from the original movies for jokes, and even if writers today were allowed to make comedy movies, you don't have movies fun enough and memorable enough to make parody about, and even when you do, you have to sanitize your jokes, because god forbid you commit the sin of disrespecting a fictional character made by Hollywood, it's like being a heretic in the dark ages!!

Michelle Rodham Huddleston is obviously a parody of Catherine Tramell from Basic Instinct..

Mitchell Ryan is playing the president in this movie, and he's very funny, but still Leslie Nielsen playing President Baxter Harris in Scary Movie 4 and with Leslie Nielsen great performance, he was the best..

It's unbelievable how magical Hollywood 90s used to be..

Around 55 minutes, this clip I've seen multiple times, with the chicken bow..

Damn, I used to watch the rabbit toy clip a lot as a kid, now I get what the joke meant, it was about a commercial, like this one..

Just finished the movie, that was a cartoon not a movie, it's like watching Tom And Jerry or Roger Rabbit.. A fun movie from start to finish, that a movie made for entertainment, I can't believe people can be entertained watching anything comes of Hollywood today, their lives must be really really boring to find a modern Hollywood movie entertaining..

Here's the thing, why can't I get movies like this anymore, if anyone should be offended by this movie, it would be me, but still, I can understand when a good movie is a good movie, for example Leslie Nielsen in many of his movies offended Arabs and I love Leslie Nielsen and his movies, and I love David Zucker's movies, I love parodies, I love comedies, and if I'm so offended I don't watch them, easy, with creative freedom, I would find something else to enjoy, and that's how the 90s were, different genres, different ideas, different tastes, if I'm not into edgy comedy, I can watch family comedy, if I'm not in comedy at all, I can watch action, horror, adventure, I can get a hero as a joke, I can get a unserious hero like in adventure movies, I can get action heroes like in Die Hard, I can get realistic villains, I can get comic villains, I can get charismatic villains, I can get funny villains, I can get scary villains, if there's something I dislike I can always find another option, now everything is the same, everything have the same style, everything have the same creative process, and what it makes it worse is whenever these committees involved in a movie or a show, I detect them right away, sometimes in the first ten minutes, sometimes in the last ten minutes, and what happen then, escapism, immersion is entirely destroyed, the whole movie destroyed for me, it's like wasting hours of my time for nothing, in this movie I kept laughing most of the movie, I want that, I want to laugh like I used to laugh watching White Chicks, or According to Jim or The Simpsons, is it too much to ask?!

Favorite Quotes

"Topper Harley: Colonel, these people have taken a supreme vow of celibacy. Like their fathers and grandfathers before them."