Movie Name : College Vampires
Actress Name : Simon Petric, Radita Rosu, Desiree Malonga, and Adriana Butoi
Year : 2009
In 2009 movie College Vampires. Actresses Simon Petric, Radita Rosu, Desiree Malonga, and Adriana Butoi play as villans Stephania, Asha, Niobe, and Mira.
I miss edgy comedy, a genre also banned today due to art censorship, basically if you want to watch a good movie being done right, either it's comedy, horror, action, watch anything from the 90s and 2000s, as for modern movies, only musicals are done right, and not all music tho, you can't listen to music like what Eminem or 50 cent used to make, not even Homer Simpson's beer song or songs that used to be sang by villains to show their villainy, they have to be sanitized songs.. It's kind of sad to live in a free world and see it being devoured bit by bit, I guess the new generation won't get to experience such freedom tho, it would be easier for them as they wouldn't know what they are missing, like the generation who came after the moralistic realistic failed artist burned "the degenerate" art to raise a generation showing blind obedience and intolerance..
Oh, god, the movie starts with one of the character, Pete, trying to smuggle candy up his ass LOL..
This is so funny, Rusty was caught with his pants down, LOL, I miss comedy..
I love that Oren Skoog playing both Rusty and Radu, because Radu is a great character, like how he's a vampire want to resurrect his evil love after a vampire hunter trapped her in a gem..
This is the greatest movie ever made, we see Musetta Vander playing Teodora Van Sloan around 11 minutes, a 15 minutes in this movie is more fun than all movies made in the last 5 years combined.
We see Teodora Van Sloan around 20 minutes, Musetta Vander is the greatest vampire hunter ever, she's awesome πππ.
Around 28 minutes Teodora Van Sloan smashed what she thought the evil music box as a girl was using it, and it turns out it was a gift from her mother that was given to her before her mother went into a coma, this is comedy gold..
Please tell me we are going to see Stephania again, this can't be all her screentime.
This movie compared to movies made today feels like something made in the lost city of Atlantis, an advanced lost civilization that no longer exist..
This was really funny, so Stephania possessed Lynne after she accidentally freed her, and then Lynne went kissing Radu, and Lynne's boyfriend was like "WTF!" LOL..
I can't stop laughing watching this movie, this is gold.
Musetta Vander is awesome in this movie, I always said whoever ace a villain, can easily play comedy, it apply on Jim Carrey, it apply on Nadine Velazquez and Jaime Pressly in My Name Is Earl,
it apply on Giancarlo Esposito if he played a comedy, and it apply on Musetta Vander in this movie. Anyone can play a good hero, only a few talented people can play a good villain..
I get why we don't see Stephania again, many of the funniest comedic moments in the movie are around her possessing Lynne..
Around 1 hour 8 minutes, they are using a faucet to drain a blood of a human so they can drink whenever they like as if it's wine, well, it's practical and make sense can't argue with that..
The fight between Asha, Niobe, and Mira and the heroine Teodora Van Sloan starts around 1 hour 20 minutes..
What a masterpiece in comedy..
Ok, something I've noticed, the movie on IMDB called Transylmania, but the title in the movie is College Vampires, the movie just tell you that Rusty want to meet his girlfriend, something like in EuroTrip and also tell you convinced his friends to do it, and they just did, although having the title in the movie College Vampires, it would make way more sense if they failed at the university and for some reason they needed to go some cheap university that need some low qualification and cost less, like in Accepted, that would justify and explain the motive behind their trip, basically a group of losers, either escaping from something, or can't make it in their university, and come together with a plan, it would also make them discovering how the university actually is more impactful.
Simon Petric, Radita Rosu, Desiree Malonga, and Adriana Butoi as evil babes Stephania, Asha, Niobe, and Mira in College Vampires
Movie Name : The Forsaken
Actress Name : Phina Oruche and Alexis Thorpe
Year : 2001
In 2001 movie The Forsaken. Actresses Phina Oruche and Alexis Thorpe play as villains Cym and Teddy. Cym is one of my favorite villainesses of all time, I would die to be with her, I love this character so much, It's amazing that Phina Oruche still performing till today, and I really hope the entertainment industry recover and see anything as good or even close to how it was in 1990s and 2000s, sadly the entire genres of vampires, werewolves, demons basically doesn't exist, I can't even imagine how boring movies would be for someone who never explored such movies, fiction must be bleak, depressing and extremely boring exactly like The Neverending Story II, the scene with Rockbiter surronded with lifeless piece of land, being very dark and depressing, it's very scary, The Neverending Story was made for children, but when you grow up you understand how terrifying his vision was, and that's where the entertainment is at the moment, in the most lifeless, depressing, soulless stage it its history, and to be fair, it's not just entertainment, most jobs that require human creativity are now at risk, there's an actual risk that everything humanity struggled to build just go away as if it meant nothing..
Anyway, let's start the movie, let's have some fun, It's been a really long time since I watched this movie, so, I basically don't remember what was it about, it feels like I'm watching it for the first time.
I assume the movie have a similar plot to Wrong Turn, like the idea of going somewhere in some place you weren't supposed to be, which is kind why I think smart phones or portable phones as a whole should never exist in movies, because it ruin everything, like the idea of the existence of smartphones and modern tech ruin movies, it's better to pretend it doesn't exist, because if it does exist, the immersion in the story will be destroyed, because the reaction would be like this "How come no one knows and smart phones everywhere?" "How come they don't use the smartphone to call someone?", "How come the location is isolated while there's smart phones?". The story will be completely ruined, there's no escapism, there's no immersion, unless high tech is essential to the story in movies like Unfriended, Unfriended: Dark Web, or Searching, it shouldn't exist at all.
Ok, that was really smart, around 6 minutes, the protagonist was on the road, and a sitting on the car next to him took off her shirt, the protagonist kept tracking her car and suddenly the car vanished.. Here's why this is really smart, the movie is basically building anticipation, it gets your attention, it knows you will focus on the moment, it basically put you in the shoes of the hero, so, when the hero pay attention to the car, you also pay attention to it, and when the car disappears, you became as confused as the protagonist..
Villains can easily build such anticipation, for example, one of my favorite villainesses of all time is Meghan in Cyberjack, in one scene, one of her team was injured, being so stunning, you are anticipating what she's gonna do, she got your whole attention, and suddenly instead of helping him, she finish him, similar thing in The Walking Dead when Negan first appeared, before that you have no idea who he is, then you see him, showing insane charisma, a great writing and delivery, the character gets your full attention, all of that in order to build anticipation for what's to come, that's how when you have a really good villainous character, you build such anticipation that would require much efforts to build with a heroic character, while with villains, it's a piece of cake.. And without such buildup of anticipation, you can't have immersion in the story, you can't have escapism, all is left is boredom, which is the case with movies today..
I totally forgot, there are two female villains in this movie not one, the other villainess is Teddy played by Alexis Thorpe..
Damn, Alexis Thorpe was in The Man from Earth, Nip/Tuck and Friends, nice Filmography..
Anyway, the heroes encountered the villains around 16 minutes mark, and the villains let them go, even tho Cym sensed that one of them is a vampire hunter I guess.
The heroes found the good girl scared and the waitress asking her to pay her bill and he decided to pay it for her, so, when our beloved villainess asked them for money they said they didn't give it to her, and instead give it to the one in need? What an asshole!!
Around 26 minutes, Teddy went to invite a group of campers to a meal with her and her friends, isn't she the greatest?! πππ
God damn, the main villain ripped the heart out of one of the campers, and another one of the campers shot his dick by mistake, LOL, the best scene of the movie till now, very short tho, It should've lasted longer, it feels weird as if it was cut short..
I guess Teddy died around 34 minutes, it came out of nowhere, as if something was missing..
Around 47 minutes, our villains went in a car chase after the heroes..
The only thing that make this movie worth watching is Cym, other than that, having three vampires spending the whole movie chasing three people isn't really fun, even when they went after the campers, it was very short in comparison of how the movie takes so much time focus on the heroes yapping and in their hotel room and on the road, like these scenes should've build towards something instead of wasting time and work as a filler for a movie that doesn't have much to offer.
Anyway, around 50 minutes our villainess is having fun with the main villain of the movie, and finally we see couple of dudes in their car and being stopped by the gorgeous villainess, I mean, come on, who can resist her?
Like, wouldn't you love to fight the gods and whole of humanity to win her over, even if it will unleash her evil on the world? Can you imagine playing a game where you fight all the gods, but not to win over the good princess, on the contrary, releasing the most dangerous and the most beautiful vampire in existence, and when you do, you kiss your lost love and humanity awaits its dark fate, The Mummy kind of did that, except that Anck Su Namun wasn't actually evil, and Imhotep already had superpowers and love story, like, he wasn't a normal person worshiping a dark entity and want to win over such dark entity.
The vampires killed the two random guys who were in the car, I'm not sure if this movie was meant to be originally a vampire movie, like if they want to drink their blood, shouldn't they keep them fresh, instead of killing them first then drink their blood, it's also a waste, if they don't care about wasting their food, how about other vampires who face a really hard time to hunt, especially new vampires, like, do these vampires only think about themselves, the food they have wasted could've fed entire family of vampires!!
The girl the two heroes trying to save is one of the most forgettable characters ever, I kind of forget that she exist, then I see her, and go like "Wait, she's in the movie", and she is supposed to be the center of the story and the audience is supposed to care about her, so if any main character died, they go like "At least the good girl was saved by the end", but it's not the case, if she died, I wouldn't even notice, like, please, Cym, kill her already, less screen time for her please!
So, basically Teddy had the chance to kill her, but she didn't, she's the one that caused all these troubles, and now Kit and Cym have to fix her mistake π π π .
Around 1 hour 10 minutes, Kit and Cym attacked the motel the heroes are in, and the last confrontation starts from there..
I wouldn't watch the movie, or rewatch the movie if not for the villainess, because I watched it for the first time even tho, I didn't know there was a villainess in it, but the movie is interesting, the movie doesn't even address the idea that vampires effected by the cross at any point, also the idea of wooden stake, they just drink blood and have a weak point when it comes to being exposed to the sun, the vampires also don't show superpowers, I'm not sure when it started for vampires to be able move really fast, but I first noticed it in The Vampire Diaries, the movie also didn't show if vampires have the power of mind compulsion, like when the main villain forced some dude to do what he wanted, he used a gun to do it, it's like having vampires with there supernatural abilities and characteristics reduced to the minimum. My favorite characters in this movie are Kit and Cym, I wish Teddy played more active role, but she was mainly a plot device to show that sun works as a weak point for vampires and to show that they are vampires, which was a waste, her character deserved more.
Overall the movie is so fun to watch, and you will never find modern movie as good, especially if you are into the action/vampire genre.
Phina Oruche and Alexis Thorpe as evil babes Cym and Teddy in The Forsaken
Movie Name : Charmed She's a Man, Baby, a Man!
Actress Name : Heidi Mark
Character Name : Darla
Year : 1999
In tv show Charmed season 2 episode titled She's a Man, Baby, a Man! aired 1999. Actress Heidi Mark plays as villainess Darla.
God, I miss shows like this one, I remember how good female-led shows were, like Buffy, Relic Hunter, Xena, and of course this one, it's unbelievable that this show was made in the same place that make today some of the worst shows and movies in the world, like I don't there's a country that make shows and movies as bad as shows and movies are made in the west, I'm usually can watch drama and slow-burn shows till the end, and sometimes its rewarding and worth the time, like Westworld season one, and it was very rewarding by the end of the season, and it was made like a decade ago!!
But now just for the show to be made or associated with the west, it seems like it's not made for people willingly watching it, as if they have to be forced to watch it, as a method of interrogation or torture, they are just awful..
Anyway, let's start watching..
That's how great TV shows used to be, you know the idea of "show don't tell", the episode actually tell you first, in order to get your attention, like Phoebe was talking to Piper that she's having a weird dreams of being with men and she kill them in bed..
The show works on giving you partially of what the dreams are like, in ordered to get you to use your imagination and get you in anticipation, the show want you to keep watching, to be curious of what could happen or how such dreams could be like..
Just after that, we see Phoebe in her bed, you can see she's dreaming, and you still anticipating what's going on, still curious on how these dreams are like, then we see how these dreams are like, and then we are being introduced to our villainess.
That's how great villains are, it's extremely hard to build such anticipation to heroic character, like it can happen, but in order to do it, you need something like horror movie, and in such case the villain is the main character, the other characters are their targets, and the anticipation is built on what is going to happened to them, will they survive or not, the other example is in Game Of Thrones, in such case, the show got rid of the hero, or what was introduced to be the hero, then by doing so, the show built anticipation for the rest of the characters, it's hard to build such powerful anticipation in a heroic character, unless you basically don't mention the star of the movie, keep people anticipating who is who, another successful example for doing that with heroic character was in The Walking Dead, you also don't know what was going to happen, you are anticipating what would happen to the characters, so you are invested in the story, in this case, villainous character easily do what heroic characters are trying to do and failing.
The intro of the show is awesome, maybe it's just the nostalgia, seeing Shannen Doherty is also hurtful knowing that she's no longer in our world, it's like you lost someone from your childhood, someone you knew, spent good time with, and such someone is no longer here π’.
This show was made 27 years ago, and the way they freeze time still looks awesome today..
Damn, around 27 minutes mark, after Prue Halliwell turned into a man to attract the succubus, she was saying that the video she gave to the dating agency made broke the records and got 20 hits LOL..
One of the most interesting things about this episode that Youtube originally was supposed to be a dating site, like how the company Darla was working in, you basically upload your video and find a date, like, this episode is just awesome, if someone want to make a movie or something taking place in the late 90s, this episode can give you idea on how the internet was in its early years.
The three witches knew that the succubus is attracted to Prue, so the three of them went to a night club waiting for her to show up, at first she mistaken her for someone else, then around 30 minutes mark, it turns out to be Darla, she trapped Prue in an alley, then her sisters intervened and the cops staking the place went to the scene and Darla was shot..
Yet, Darla not dead yet, and she went to the witches' house and kidnapped Prue, she really wants Prue, isn't she?
The actual final confrontation starts around 37 minutes..
If you are sick of censorship and western thought police shows, you really should watch this one, it's really fun to watch, and being available today with high quality, you will probably get a better time and a better experience watching it than you would get from watching the boring and bland modern TV shows, it's really worth it.
You can watch Darla's compilation clip here.
Heidi Mark as evil babe Darla in She's a Man, Baby, a Man! Charmed
Movie Name : Gladiator Underground
Actress Name : Selina Wiesmann
Character Name : Mantis
Year : 2025
In 2025 movie Gladiator Underground. Actress Selina Wiesmann plays as villainess Mantis.
The movie basically starts with telling you the premise so you understand what's going on, which is good and bad, the good part is that sometimes I get lost watching Asian movies to keep up with the plot, like I watched recently Blades of the Guardians and I kind of got lost watching the movie, like so many characters, many of them introduced by writing their name on the screen, many of them don't play active role in the movie, the story also have like 5 tribes, it would make sense if it was a TV show so you can have understanding of the realm of the story, but when it comes to movies it's hard to process too much information for a movie that is new to you, also the idea of the character having unfamiliar or easy to remember names make it hard to remember them, so that's the positive..
The negative is that you don't reveal such information later, which can help you explore the story over time which would make you invested, like, what is this place, why it exist, who is behind it, why they do it etc.. By revealing everything early there's no space for that, losing the mysterious nature of what's going on can make you less invested in the movie. For example, let's say you have the hero character, you want the audience to explore the world through them, like, they don't know why they are here, or what is this place, maybe the hero is in debt and had to enrolled in such tournament as the other choice would be their death, so, they explore a new dangerous world, they don't know if they are going to survive or not, they don't know what happen if they won, they don't know who is behind such tournament, and you explore the world with them.
Anyway, let's keep watching..
Damn, the movie starts with awesome fight scene..
We see Brian Le playing Shojin just afterwards, he was fighting and punched one of the audience by mistake LOL, it was so funny..
We get another cool fight between Max and Wu Yen that ends with "ENOUGH", like it happened once at the start of the movie when a third party stepped in to stop the fight, for it to happen again, it sets the stakes too low, which also would make the audience less invested in any fight between these two characters, in order to make good use of a second fight, one of them had to be beaten or humiliated by the other, which would give the defeated a motive to get fight and defeat the winner in another fight, if it's the hero, it would be like he's overcoming a challenge, a failure and fear, if it's the villain it can be out of pride, ego, and jealousy for example etc..
Finally We first see our gorgeous villainess around 30 minutes mark..
Ok, first of all, I think this movie main audience are MMA sport fans, I don't enjoy watching MMA matches, but I get it's very popular, for me, you have MMA matches, you elevate it then you have WWE, because WWE have theatrical element to it, in the coordination, and even drama and characters, then elevate it and you get movie fights, maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't watch a movie just to watch MMA fight, I would just watch MMA fights without watching a movie..
My other problem is Sifu, it's hard to care about the character, like he didn't even die, so it's hard to understand the motive the two main characters have, so he can't be an element to push the story forward, and his character wasn't even built so we care about him or his injuries have an impact, if you want the moment Shojin raided the place have an impact, you have to build for it, for example you get the story of the two main characters since they were children and train with him and we see him age over time, so the audience can develop a connection with him, so they care about what happen to him, other problem is Shojin himself, since he too did it unwillingly, the idea of the two heroes avenging their mentor is also meaningless, so basically the character was useless..
Now after the tournament starts, we get Max Yen having a fight, then he wins the fight, after that Wu Yen having a fight, then wins the fight, I get the movie focus on the fight scenes, and probably people who are into MMA sport will really love it, but still, both Wu Yen and Max winning the fights have no impact, because, we don't know what the nature of the challenge they are facing, at least we get another fight between two different players, and let's say one of the player win and break the back of his opponent, then when one of the heroes fight the winner, the stakes became high, even if the fight didn't take place right afterwards, but at least you anticipate and wait for one of the heroes facing them, and if you want to make the stakes higher than that, one of the heroes may die on the hands of such fighter due to playing dirty, and no one last hero is fighting till the end, and maybe such event would really effect one of the main characters to reflect their disagreement..
We have interesting character Magic Money Marcus played by Grabriel Ramiro Ruan, and he's not mentioned in the movie IMDB page..
Ok, we have a wheel that elevate the challenge, cool, I love that..
Poor Marcus, oh god..
The movie is getting better and better, Kerchak Kong is the main interesting character now..
Around 44 minutes mark, Mantis shot one of "the sponsors"..
So Max and Wu have two vs two fight, and the sponsor of their rivals span the wheel and armed his fighters.
The Jiu-Jitsu dude has nice moves with his wolverine claws..
Poor Jiu-Jitsu dude LOL..
Around 57 minutes the stunning villainess wait for Wu after she knew he will surrender in his last fight in protest, and she went to warn him not to do it.. She's an absolute goddess, if I'm ever going to fight in a death tournament it would be to win her over, I mean, who dare to disobey such evil goddess, I would worship her.
The relationship between Veena and Max makes zero sense LOL, it's like they developed 6 months of dating during couple of hours, it just doesn't work, especially that she is basically paying him to fight to death..
This movie is full of great characters, unfortunately they don't get much screen time, I mean, we kind of have a vampire fighter..
Shojin is a beast, at first I thought the character lame, but in the fights, it's like he's the totally different character, you can feel Brian Le is having fun playing the character..
Now 1 hour 12 minutes in, and we are waiting for the final fight, I should be anticipating the fight, I am not, because of the reasons I mentioned above, like I said, the movie is too focus on be closer to be a MMA sport movie, yeah, the idea of the wheel raised the stakes, but the motive isn't that strong, and the stakes aren't that high, because the contestants can survive the fight, and what the reward of the hero won? They didn't even use Sifu injury as a plot device, like he need to make a surgery and the hero have to fight to get the money fast..
Ok, the fight is gonna be more fun than I expected, Shojin got the beast serum..
Oh, god, so lame, like Shojin is basically giving us his sob story, and how he is a victim, like, dude, you just ate someone's dick, like literally..
Shojin in the fights is awesome, but the character over all is very confusing..
The final confrontation starts around 1 hour 21 minutes.
This was awesome, one of the best action movies I ever seen in years, and it's recent, the premise of the movie that everything happen indoors and basically fights in arena may discourage you, and TBH discouraged me too, so I didn't watch the movie right away, and also the first half hour made me feel the movie will be boring, but after that, it's awesome, you watch it and loose track of time, really one of the greatest action movies of the decade.
Selina Wiesmann as evil babe Mantis in Gladiator Underground
Movie Name : Mr. Magoo
Actress Name : Kelly Lynch
Character Name : Luanne
Year : 1997
In 1997 movie Mr. Magoo. Actress Kelly Lynch plays as villainess Luanne.
I know it's not Leslie Nielsen's best movie, but at least we can get some laughs, also Kelly Lynch is a main villainess in the movie, so absolutely worth watching.
Disney's logo, I hate this logo, if this wasn't something I already watched, and it's old, I would never watch it, same with Netflix, just if the movie is associated with Netflix, even if someone told me it's good, I never come near them, like, I get some of my favorite TV shows were made by Netflix, still if it's new the logo itself now have some kind of superpower that would make any movie unwatchable even if it's good LOL..
I honestly see these outlets as dangerous as the moralistic realistic failed artist that inspired them.
To hell with the moralistic realistic failed artist thought police propagandists, let's watch the movie..
We see Luanne around 7 minutes mark wearing latex suit as she's about to break into the museum of natural history, god, she's so stunning..
Her partner in the crime tried to follow her lead to descend down from the roof and landed on his crotch, that was funny..
Ok, the movie is better than I remember, and it kind of catch the humor vibe of 90s cartoons.
Why China don't make good movies like this one and keep stuck in trying to make movies like modern western movies which is kind of sucks?
I can't believe Disney used to make movies that I can watch 20 minutes of without being bored..
Anyway Luanne manged to steal the jewel, yet, being greedy she tried to get rid of her partner to keep the jewel for herself, so around 16 minutes mark, she took the jewel from her partner and tried to push him out of the ship they are boarding, unfortunately, her partner didn't fall and they fought for the jewel that fell into the boat of Mr. Magoo.
Around 25 minutes our gorgeous villainess disguised as a reporter to get closer to Magoo to get the jewel..
Finished one hour, wow, it's like Hollywood was poisoned, and it's too late to save it, it's unbelievable how good movies used to be, it's kind of sad, but also I'm having really good time watching the movie, so not all are lost.
Henchwomen are my favorite villains especially when done right, but still, I love when having an villainess that is active all the movie, I get so much fun, and Leslie Nielsen, the movie is actually amazing, it's way better than when I watched it for the first time which was what? Since I was basically a kid!!
The final confrontation starts around 1 hour 16 minutes..
I can't believe this company used to make good movies, some of them even part of my childhood, the idea about the followers of the failed realistic moralistic artist that these people are abusers, like imagine that, imagine if someone have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and such boyfriend keep gaslighting you the way these people do, they censor and sanitize your fiction and deliberately destroy things you love, and gaslight you by claiming "That cute thing you had, I didn't destroy it" or "It wasn't deliberate", one other sign of sever abuse these people practice is the idea of thought policing, like a boyfriend who want to share the fantasy of his girlfriend, not like role-playing, but he wants to change her fantasy to make sure he's the one in control, that the fantasy suits him, that there's no fantasy element he doesn't like and his girlfriend get, he basically thought policing her, and then he claims it's out of love for her, because he think that every fantasy he doesn't control is harmful and not safe for her, that's how Hollywood has become, they are just their failed realistic moralistic artists like how Michael Ende accurately described in The NeverEnding Story.
Favorite Quotes
"Mr. Magoo: You keep your eye on Le Seur, but don't forget: She's smart, dangerous, ruthless, soft, beautiful, good kisser.."
Kelly Lynch as evil babe Luanne Le Seur AKA The Black Widow in Mr. Magoo
Movie Name : Son of the Beach Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
Actress Name : Musetta Vander
Character Name : Nutragena
Year : 2002
Actress Name : Musetta Vander
Character Name : Nutragena
Year : 2002
In tv show Son of the Beach season 3 episode titled Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood aired 2002. Actress Musetta Vander plays as villainess Nutragena.
A rewatch of a comedy episode from the early 2000s is really needed especially with comedy is basically banned nowadays.
The premise of the episode is very straight forward, Nutragena is a century old vampiress, she come to our modern time and need 35 souls to maintain her immortality, she starts hunting humans, and have so little time to get enough souls for it, but the heroes start getting suspicious as people keep getting missing, and the evidence led them to her and her minions. You can watch Nutragena's video compilation here.
