Henchwomen Fight

Actress Name : Monique Gabrielle, Toni Naples, Vinette Cecelia, and Brinke Stevens

Character Name : Patricia, Maxine, Laverne, and Betty Lou

Year : 1989

In 1989 movie Transylvania Twist. Actresses Monique Gabrielle, Toni Naples, Vinette Cecelia, and Brinke Stevens play as Patricia, Maxine, Laverne, and Betty Lou.

Monique Gabrielle and Toni Naples in the same movie, this should be fun..

Patricia was basically being hunted down by famous 80s horror villains, but she was the one who was luring them and called them amateurs LOL..

The movie had "Your ad here" joke in the credits intro..

Ten minutes in, and all I can say is, thank goodness for the 90s and 80s, that's why I stopped watching modern movies, they are awful, it takes an effort to watch them, it's insane that some people would watch something boring to pass time, like if I have to pass my time watching something boring, I will stare at my feet instead of watching a modern movie or TV show, and guess what, my feet is realistic, I don't have to make an effort to watch realism!

We go from comedy segment to a catchy song that is also fun to watch and listen to..

This is so awesome, I'm so thankful that I'm watching this movie, I can't believe that not many people know about this movie and weren't able to enjoy it..

We see the vampiress Betty Lou only scene in the movie around 30 minutes..

Unlike Monique Gabrielle and Toni Naples, Brinke Stevens have made many movies since this one, which is kind of cool..

We finally see the gorgeous vampires around 34 minutes..

Around 38 minutes, the vampires meet the heroes after the arrived to the castle..

Monique Gabrielle should've made more movies like this one, she's awesome..

I should watch more comedy movies from the 90s and 80s, this one is awesome, I doubt any comedy movie that was made in the last decade comes anything closer to that, the last actual modern comedy movie I watched and was actually a comedy movie was Vacation Friends, and I'm having more fun watching this one..

This is funny one, around 48 minutes the protagonist was changing in her room, and the music was playing, and she opened the closet to find Patricia the one playing it LOL..

I swear if I have to choose between this movie and every movie Hollywood made in the last decade, and either everything they made gone for ever, I would choose this one in a heartbeat.

We see Patricia around 1 hour 5 minutes appearing to Victor Von Helsing's dream and eventually turning him into a vampire..

Then around 1 hour 11 minutes, she knocked out the hero, Dexter Ward..

It was hilarious that around 1 hour 13 minutes Von Helsing was feeling comfort being around Patricia, Maxine and Laverne after he was turned a vampire as well..

This is so cool, we get a song towards the end performed by our three gorgeous vampires around 1 hour 20 minutes..

That was wholesome, like, WOW, that's a movie..

Favorite Quotes

"Patricia: Marissa, come forward, dear cousin. We want to give you a kiss. Yes, dear cousin. Come closer. I want to give you a big, wet, gooey one."

"Dexter: Von Helsing, you've got to stop him.

Von Helsing: There are several distinct advantages to being a vampire, dear boy."

Monique Gabrielle, Toni Naples, Vinette Cecelia, and Brinke Stevens as evil babes Patricia, Maxine, Laverne, and Betty Lou in Transylvania Twist

Tag : 1989, Brinke Stevens, comedy, Monique Gabrielle, Toni Naples, Vinette Cecelia,

Movie Name : Relic Hunter Transformation
Actress Name : Roberta Angelica
Character Name : Turley
Year : 1999

In tv show Relic Hunter season 1 episode titled Transformation aired 1999. actress Roberta Angelica plays as villainess Turley.

Here's the funny thing, I never watched Indiana Jones, actually, I never watched anything related to George Lucas, I don't know why, and I watched tons of movies, but never anything to George Lucas, it's just me, but there's something about his movies that make me don't want to even give them a chance, and seeing how Disney basically deconstructed both Indiana Jones and Star Wars, and how George Lucas saying "Rejecting AI is like riding horses" I don't plan to watch them, even tho I know there's a female villain in one of Indiana Jones' movies, I think I will never watch them till the end of my life, which is kind of a dumb phrase, like, when you talk about art, you are talking about something like sport, the existence of cars didn't make riding horses as a sport disappear, people still ride horses for sport either officially like in horse races or personally, what applies to riding horses as sport applies to movies as art, not everyone have to make a movie like how everyone have to ride a car, which actually tells me more about him than it tells me about AI, and I don't like it, I mean think about it, like you having a horse should mean you have emotional connection with such creature, which would probably you wouldn't just replace with a piece of metal, the way George Lucas is describing the situation with cold analogy make me wonder how people working with him in his movies were like!

Anyway, Relic Hunter was Indiana Jones for me, watching this show as a kid was awesome, like waiting it to air, then hearing the intro music, then watching another adventure was awesome, I was excised to see what new adventure I will watch, what mystery she will need to solve, it could be the nostalgia, but this show was awesome, just the intro music bring back this great nostalgia feeling..

Here's an interesting scene around 28 minutes, the heroes basically solved a puzzle that opened a secret door, you may notice, the sound start, the door is pushed outward, the camera shows the heroes reaction, as the sound keep playing, then the door open to the side, that's the magic, the sound with the heroes reaction, give the illusion that it's one process, while it can be easily as two separate process, the first one is pushing the door outward, then two the side, with good craftsman, you don't need CGI, you can do it with simple tricks..

Finally we see our villainess around 29 minutes..

I have no idea why I liked Nigel as a kid, it's probably his hair,

This episode is very weird it feels as if it just started towards the end, like so many plot holes that it feels that the episode was altered a lot, for example, they found out that Agent Derek Lioyd isn't what he claim to be, and that he stole the identity of an actual agent, and the episode just forget it happened, like was he a criminal going after the scroll the same way Turley did, was he supposed to betray them, were there more to the story? There are also many scenes that take too much of the episode time and aren't very essential to the story, like, they take their time being in a restaurant, it just feel that the episode needed more that's all..

Lindy Booth is playing Claudia Mardell in the upcoming Halloween Store movie, and she was playing Claudia in this show too which is kind of interesting..

Anyway, here's the final famous mud fight scene, which the best scene in the entire episode, I wish Turley was more active, she basically got two scenes, when we first see her and the fight scene..

Roberta Angelica as evil babe Turley in Transformation Relic Hunter

Tag : 1999, Adventure, arrested, knocked out, Roberta Angelica,

Movie Name : The Sandra West Diaries

Actress Name : Rachel Farrow

Character Name : Vivian Ventura

Year : 2016

In web series The Sandra West Diaries season 1 episode titled Silencers and Mini Skirts aired 2016. Actress Rachel Farrow plays as villainess Vivian Ventura.

I think this is the first time for me to watch Superseven / Sandra West videos, the video felt inspired from the 60s movies, which I rarely watch, and I'm very ignorant about the 60s pop-culture..

When checking the channel I watched this video of actress Olivia Dunkley talking about the horrible news that Robert Griffith, the creator of the series sadly left our world 💔💔💔, I only know about it now..

So, I hope it's fun to watch, and let's start with the first episode of The Sandra West Diaries..

Ok, this episode they basically use nothing when someone is shot, they just act like it, which is really cool, I hate when they use bad CGI in modern movies, it feels like someone is scratching the video, as if someone grabbed a pen and went wrote on top of the video, it looks stupid and annoying..

Ok, the fight scenes actually looks better than most of what I watch from modern movies, It's so obvious Sandra West is hitting the air, but at least she can act and move as she's fighting, like, the acting is good actually, they episode focus on what they got not what they lack, and what they got that they can act, and in the end, it's fun, it doesn't try too hard to be something it isn't, I will probably watch an episode every week or so and will update it here..

Maybe 60s movies aren't bad after all..

Anyway, you can watch the entire episode here..

Rachel Farrow as evil babe Vivian Ventura in The Sandra West Diaries

Tag : 2016, action, comedy, Rachel Farrow, shot,

movie name : Witchcraft VI
actress name : Shannon McLeod
character name : Cat
year : 1994

In 1994 movie Witchcraft VI. Actress Shannon McLeod plays as villainess Cat.

The acting in this movie is so bad that the actors are this close to laugh in front of camera LOL..

10 minutes in, when are we gonna see the witchcraft stuff?

The first 16 minutes basically nude scenes and fillers, we finally see our villainess around 17 minutes mark..

Ok, the scene with the Gypsy Woman around 29 minutes was funny..

I swear, it seems that the actors can't hold their laughs and instead of the director to have another take, he just tell them "Just go on, who cares!"..

We basically get like 5 minutes of people sniffing the bra of one of the occult victims in the police station, this movie is full of fillers, like anything to fill between the nudity scenes LOL..

Finally we see our villainess again around 39 minutes.. The villains are the only characters worth watching in this movie, even the acting is way better than any other character, which kind of funny..

It's like whenever the villains aren't on screen, you either get fillers or nudity..

The movie basically starts for me after 35 minutes, most things before that are filler, it's then Cat started to take active part of the story after her first appearance in the movie..

We see Cat around 59 minutes searching the office of the hero then seducing him..

The final confrontation starts around 1 hour 19 minutes..

The best part of the movie is the second half, at least then the villainess became more active, the villainess and her scenes are the only thing that make the movie worth watching, especially with the bad sound and the low quality video..

Shannon McLeod as evil babe Cat in Witchcraft VI

Tag : 1994, impaled, Mystery, Shannon McLeod,

Movie Name : CIA II: Target Alexa

Actress Name : Lori Fetrick

Character Name : Lana

Year : 1993

In 1993 movie CIA II: Target Alexa. Actress Lori Fetrick plays as villainess Lana.

Cool, the action starts around 7 minutes, action scenes in the 90s were something else, we also get a fight on top of a moving van, something we rarely see in action movies even then, it's in the dark, and you can barely see anything, but still, it's interesting, although it's at the start of the movie and it would make way more sense if it was on a high point of the movie against a character more challenging and more significant..

After thinking about it, I think I never seen female Vs female fight on top of a moving vehicle, not as far as I remember, it would be really cool especially with a good camera work, like, is it more dangerous or that no one ever thought about making such fights with female characters!!

Isn't this movie have a female lead? 13 minutes in and we only see Mark Graver not Alexa!!

Ok, we see Alexa just afterwards, it's like they got Mark Graver to do the action interesting stuff at the start of the movie, then we get her doing nothing LOL..

We see our villainess around 16 minutes, I'm so in love with her, I would die to be with her 💘💘💘💘.. I will never love a character as much as 90s henchwoman type characters..

Wow, this is one of the greatest intros of female villains ever and Lori Fetrick performance is amazing, what a goddess.. You have to watch this scene, I absolutely love it, she's like a predator luring her preys, she even flickering her tongue as she's staring at a meal, when it comes to action movies, nothing can be as good as the 90s..

This clip can easily go viral on social media, just the way she talks and her lines would get people so hooked on the character..

After Lana got the security keys, we see her again with the rest of the gang around 21 minutes and we get another great gun fight scene..

That scene is funny, Lana is taking a security guard and bashing his head against the wall, it reminds me of a scene from Superhero Movie when Dragonfly was doing the same thing to impress Jill Johnson..

Lana is awesome in this movie, there's absolutely zero chance I would ever watch this movie if not for her character..

Lorenzo Lamas and Kathleen Kinmont made a TV show around this movie was released, so I assume it was popular that they also made Lorenzo Lamas a co-star of this movie, because he's not playing a secondary character of the movie, his character is main character exactly like Kathleen Kinmont's..

We see our gorgeous villainess again around 38 minutes..

The thing when you have an actor who can't fight, which is very common when it comes to Hollywood movies, most of the work is on the stunt performers, they have to flip and fall as the actor waving their hand on air LOL, it's different from Chinese movies, in Chinese movies usually both the actors who play the main character and the villains at least have a background in marital arts, that's why fight scenes especially in the 90s, when it comes to Chinese movies it's raw and need a great efforts from the actors, while with Hollywood movies the weight is mostly on the directors, you can even say in Hollywood directors make the stars, while in China stars make themselves..

Usually when it comes to 90s movies, when you have a henchwoman character they barely talk, as they often are stuntwomen, so, when I hear Lana delivering lines in the movie around 52 minutes, these are genuinely the happiest moments of my life 😍😍😍😍..

Around 57 minutes our villainess starts a fight with Alexa..

Around 1 hour 1 minute, Lana betray her former evil organization to join another evil organization and shoots one of her former comrades, every time Lana speaks and deliver her great lines, I fall in love with her, I don't care, she's the most beautiful women in the world, a goddess worth worshipping 💘💘💘.

You know, the famous scene of Gus Fring in Breaking Bad walking as the bullets everywhere around him, and he just keep walking, You see the exact same scene around 1 hour mark of Franz Kluge who was played by John Savage, it's quite possible that this movie inspired the iconic scene of Gus Fring one of the most famous scenes of the character.

I think the villains she shoots called Hector, I've seen him in other 90s movies, but I guess he's not mentioned on IMDB, anyway, the way he react after Lana shoots him is so hilarious that it made me laugh..

Around 1 hour 7 minutes Lana captured the heroine, and basically after that every one kept turning against each others, which was kind of ridiculous, but also fun and funny..

The final fight starts around 1 hour 21 minutes..

I just found a recent clip of the great Lori Fetrick you can watch it here, She's as beautiful as ever, and she's the producer of a Netflix show called "Muscles & Mayhem: An Unauthorized Story of American Gladiators", these shows deserve more recognition, and Lori Fetrick is a great person, and I'm happy to see that she still in the business, I'm not aware of the original show of American Gladiators, but, we really shows like these now more than ever, thanks to these shows we got an amazing character like Lana.

Favorite Quotes

"Lana: still want to have dinner now, honey? I want the lab security code.

Tech Guy: I don't know it, I only got a level two clearance.

Lana: Wrong answer! How's your memory now, you little Silicone Valley weasel? Give me the code and I'll let you live, otherwise I'll blow your head into computer Wasteland."

Tech Guy: 32 69 18.

Lana: See now all that pot you've been smoking hasn't completely fried your brain."

Lori Fetrick as evil babe Lana in CIA II: Target Alexa

Tag : 1993, action, falling, Lori Fetrick,

Movie Name : Hot Shots! Part Deux

Actress Name : Brenda Bakke

Character Name : Michelle Rodham Huddleston

Year : 1993

In 1993 movie Hot Shots! Part Deux. Actress Brenda Bakke plays as villainess Michelle Rodham Huddleston.

God I miss parody movies, unfortunately since comedy technically banned in Hollywood, there aren't many countries that make comedies, especially this type of edgy comedy, the 90s were awesome..

Every moment of this movie is a joke, it's insane how good Hollywood movies used to be.

20 minutes in, how can they right a movie like that? It's joke after joke after joke, it's insanely good, it doesn't give you the chance to be bored, like, sometimes you get double jokes, one in front of you, and the other in the background..

The thing about this movie that it's built on other great movies, like it use aspects from the original movies for jokes, and even if writers today were allowed to make comedy movies, you don't have movies fun enough and memorable enough to make parody about, and even when you do, you have to sanitize your jokes, because god forbid you commit the sin of disrespecting a fictional character made by Hollywood, it's like being a heretic in the dark ages!!

Michelle Rodham Huddleston is obviously a parody of Catherine Tramell from Basic Instinct..

Mitchell Ryan is playing the president in this movie, and he's very funny, but still Leslie Nielsen playing President Baxter Harris in Scary Movie 4 and with Leslie Nielsen great performance, he was the best..

It's unbelievable how magical Hollywood 90s used to be..

Around 55 minutes, this clip I've seen multiple times, with the chicken bow..

Damn, I used to watch the rabbit toy clip a lot as a kid, now I get what the joke meant, it was about a commercial, like this one..

Just finished the movie, that was a cartoon not a movie, it's like watching Tom And Jerry or Roger Rabbit.. A fun movie from start to finish, that a movie made for entertainment, I can't believe people can be entertained watching anything comes of Hollywood today, their lives must be really really boring to find a modern Hollywood movie entertaining..

Here's the thing, why can't I get movies like this anymore, if anyone should be offended by this movie, it would be me, but still, I can understand when a good movie is a good movie, for example Leslie Nielsen in many of his movies offended Arabs and I love Leslie Nielsen and his movies, and I love David Zucker's movies, I love parodies, I love comedies, and if I'm so offended I don't watch them, easy, with creative freedom, I would find something else to enjoy, and that's how the 90s were, different genres, different ideas, different tastes, if I'm not into edgy comedy, I can watch family comedy, if I'm not in comedy at all, I can watch action, horror, adventure, I can get a hero as a joke, I can get a unserious hero like in adventure movies, I can get action heroes like in Die Hard, I can get realistic villains, I can get comic villains, I can get charismatic villains, I can get funny villains, I can get scary villains, if there's something I dislike I can always find another option, now everything is the same, everything have the same style, everything have the same creative process, and what it makes it worse is whenever these committees involved in a movie or a show, I detect them right away, sometimes in the first ten minutes, sometimes in the last ten minutes, and what happen then, escapism, immersion is entirely destroyed, the whole movie destroyed for me, it's like wasting hours of my time for nothing, in this movie I kept laughing most of the movie, I want that, I want to laugh like I used to laugh watching White Chicks, or According to Jim or The Simpsons, is it too much to ask?!

Favorite Quotes

"Topper Harley: Colonel, these people have taken a supreme vow of celibacy. Like their fathers and grandfathers before them."