Henchwomen Fight

Character Name : Luanne

Year : 1997

In 1997 movie Mr. Magoo. Actress Kelly Lynch plays as villainess Luanne.

I know it's not Leslie Nielsen's best movie, but at least we can get some laughs, also Kelly Lynch is a main villainess in the movie, so absolutely worth watching.

Disney's logo, I hate this logo, if this wasn't something I already watched, and it's old, I would never watch it, same with Netflix, just if the movie is associated with Netflix, even if someone told me it's good, I never come near them, like, I get some of my favorite TV shows were made by Netflix, still if it's new the logo itself now have some kind of superpower that would make any movie unwatchable even if it's good LOL..

I honestly see these outlets as dangerous as the moralistic realistic failed artist that inspired them.

To hell with the moralistic realistic failed artist thought police propagandists, let's watch the movie..

We see Luanne around 7 minutes mark wearing latex suit as she's about to break into the museum of natural history, god, she's so stunning..

Her partner in the crime tried to follow her lead to descend down from the roof and landed on his crotch, that was funny..

Ok, the movie is better than I remember, and it kind of catch the humor vibe of 90s cartoons.

Why China don't make good movies like this one and keep stuck in trying to make movies like modern western movies which is kind of sucks?

I can't believe Disney used to make movies that I can watch 20 minutes of without being bored..

Anyway Luanne manged to steal the jewel, yet, being greedy she tried to get rid of her partner to keep the jewel for herself, so around 16 minutes mark, she took the jewel from her partner and tried to push him out of the ship they are boarding, unfortunately, her partner didn't fall and they fought for the jewel that fell into the boat of Mr. Magoo.

Around 25 minutes our gorgeous villainess disguised as a reporter to get closer to Magoo to get the jewel..

Finished one hour, wow, it's like Hollywood was poisoned, and it's too late to save it, it's unbelievable how good movies used to be, it's kind of sad, but also I'm having really good time watching the movie, so not all are lost.

Henchwomen are my favorite villains especially when done right, but still, I love when having an villainess that is active all the movie, I get so much fun, and Leslie Nielsen, the movie is actually amazing, it's way better than when I watched it for the first time which was what? Since I was basically a kid!!

The final confrontation starts around 1 hour 16 minutes..

I can't believe this company used to make good movies, some of them even part of my childhood, the idea about the followers of the failed realistic moralistic artist that these people are abusers, like imagine that, imagine if someone have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and such boyfriend keep gaslighting you the way these people do, they censor and sanitize your fiction and deliberately destroy things you love, and gaslight you by claiming "That cute thing you had, I didn't destroy it" or "It wasn't deliberate", one other sign of sever abuse these people practice is the idea of thought policing, like a boyfriend who want to share the fantasy of his girlfriend, not like role-playing, but he wants to change her fantasy to make sure he's the one in control, that the fantasy suits him, that there's no fantasy element he doesn't like and his girlfriend get, he basically thought policing her, and then he claims it's out of love for her, because he think that every fantasy he doesn't control is harmful and not safe for her, that's how Hollywood has become, they are just their failed realistic moralistic artists like how Michael Ende accurately described in The NeverEnding Story.

Favorite Quotes

"Mr. Magoo: You keep your eye on Le Seur, but don't forget: She's smart, dangerous, ruthless, soft, beautiful, good kisser.."

Kelly Lynch as evil babe Luanne Le Seur AKA The Black Widow in Mr. Magoo

Tag : 1997, arrested, comedy, Kelly Lynch,

Movie Name : Son of the Beach Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
Actress Name : Musetta Vander
Character Name : Nutragena
Year : 2002

In tv show Son of the Beach season 3 episode titled Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood aired 2002. Actress Musetta Vander plays as villainess Nutragena.

A rewatch of a comedy episode from the early 2000s is really needed especially with comedy is basically banned nowadays.

The premise of the episode is very straight forward, Nutragena is a century old vampiress, she come to our modern time and need 35 souls to maintain her immortality, she starts hunting humans, and have so little time to get enough souls for it, but the heroes start getting suspicious as people keep getting missing, and the evidence led them to her and her minions. You can watch Nutragena's video compilation here.

Musetta Vander as evil babe Nutragena in Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood Son of the Beach

Tag : 2002, comedy, impaled, Musetta Vander,

Movie Name : Special Female Force

Actress Name : Hidy Yu

Character Name : Tung Zi

Year : 2016

In 2016 movie Special Female Force. Actress Hidy Yu plays as villainess Tung Zi. Another Chinese movie, with the incredible Hidy Yu..

I just found out that Hidy Yu is a Youtuber, most videos aren't in English, so I don't even what is it about, I guess it's about nature.

You know, in a sane world China and USA, would be the closest friends, not only you have approximately 1.5 billion people sharing one country, but also their standards of living getting better, what country wouldn't want to be attractive tourist destination to such huge country, not only they would spend money in the market, but also resurrect businesses that wouldn't function otherwise, including restaurants, theaters, and anything that can be apart of tourism tour, can you imagine if your country became the destination for that? Or a cultural exchange that make your culture appeal to them even if you have totally different culture. That's the different between the villain's immorality and the hero's morality, being immoral means that you understand and respect the morality of the hero even if you don't share it, every villain always understand the hero's morality, but the moral hero can never understand others morality, as the hero is fighting immorality, so, any moral code that contradict the hero's morality is evil they reject, that's on a level villains are about tolerance while heroes are about intolerance. That's why villains share the heroes' morality, but the heroes can never share the the villains immorality, as they lack free will, and enslaved by their intolerance, and in case of action movies, this immoral exchange happened with Jackie Chan, with the cultural exchange, Jackie gave Hollywood the action style, he respected their culture, and shared their morality by adding to the art they enjoy, the fight scenes and the action, and by doing so, Chinese culture also became part of the American culture, by seeing the influence Jackie's left on how fight scenes are being made, the impact even influenced movies like The Matrix..

Anyway let's watch the movie..

Damn, the first 5 minutes would never be made in the west today, not any part of them due to art censorship, it's kind of crazy TBH.

Damn, Macy's final moments are extremely painful, WTF, it's insane that they made this scene at the start, like you don't know any of the characters, and shouldn't care about them, you were basically introduced to them, god, I hope they don't build up to this scene later, they used to always do that in Chinese movies..

The first 50 minutes are basically training of the Special Female Force, but surprisingly not boring, it's too long tho, yet I laughed watching this movie more than I expected.

What just happened? So, around 50 minutes the heroes went to make a fake raid then discovered that it's a real ones with bad people with real guns going after them! LOL!

The first hour of the movie gives so little to the whole story, it would be ok if it's a TV show with them being trained and by graduating the episode ends with a conclusion, so it would make sense for taking so much time in the training.. Also the movie starts extremely serious then goes extremely ridiculous, like with Macy's scene, it was slow and painful, like how her nails was being torn, it's so serious, then the movie jump towards a very comedic theme, and the first scene of the defeat of the former Special Female Force, like many heroic characters died, we don't know who they are, which make it feel like nothing, and make it hard to care about them, then with their raid that was made by mistake, I think one of the hostages died, also no one cares, as it wasn't even their target to begin with, so why would it matter if they failed at it, or for a character that appear for half a minute to die, and if the scene was meant to be a comedic, it would be more funny if they went to raid a movie set thinking it's real and kind of beat the people thinking they are real to then face their leader to scold them for it, that would make more sense, but scolding them to do something that they didn't expect and facing a danger that wasn't supposed to be there doesn't make sense.

We finally see our gorgeous villainess for the first time around 1 hour 7 minutes, when she asks Ling Ling to meet her boss.

We could've had Tung Zi since the start of the movie, but we only get her for the last half hour, she's absolutely breathtaking..

Ling Ling was taking to a crime boss using the code name "The President", but with the help of her friends, she manged to escape, The President's men went after her and started a shooting at them, with our gorgeous villainess leading the team.

Around 1 hour 13 minutes is why Tung Zi will always be one of the greatest villains of all time, she made a very rewarding kill, as The President's men failing to take down the heroes, she got her rifle, and shot one of them.. Here's why this is a very rewarding kill, first the one Tung Zi took down didn't just appear, she's a main character, so it's emotionally rewarding within the experience of the movie, unlike the first team that was taking down at the start of the movie, this one actually had multiple comedic scenes, which also amplify it emotionally, secondly, with The President's men failing to take any one of the heroes, not only Tung Zi manged to do it, but also manged to do it easily, with the first shot, she's very smart and calculate her moves, she's a villainess you don't mess with, an actual danger, I'm so in love with Tung Zi 😍😍😍😍.

We see our evil goddess once again around 1 hour 21 minutes making a delivery at the airport.

I think the final confrontation starts there, see.. That's why I wish Tung Zi played more active role since the start of the movie, there's only 20 minutes left in the movie and it feels like the movie is in the first half, you want more, but you know there's no much time to expand on it.

Any way, the stunning Tung Zi manged to take one of the hero's, I wish if she kidnapped me, I would die for her..

There are many female villains towards the end, yet, most of them appear for couple of seconds then defeated, the most notable among them appear around 1 hour 25 minutes, you can watch their final fight here.

The final fight between Tung Zi and the heroine starts around 1 hour 30 minutes, you can watch it here.

This is one of the greatest female-led action movies I've seen in my life, it wish it lasted more and the villains played more active role, but that how good movies used to be, really fun, couple of hours well-spent..

Sadly the director of the movie Wilson Chin left our world four years after the movie was released, we will be forever grateful for you, Wilson Chin 💔💔💔.

Hidy Yu as evil babe Tung Zi in Special Female Force

Tag : 2016, action, arrested, electrocuted, hidy yu, knocked out, shot,

Movie Name : The Adventures of Sinbad The Book of Before

Actress Name : Michelle van Rensburg

Character Name : M´ling

Year : 1998

In tv show The Adventures of Sinbad season 2 episode titled The Book of Before aired 1998. Actress Michelle van Rensburg plays as villainess M´ling.

One of my childhood shows and one of the first shows I ever scene in my life, people today don't understand how a global phenomena Sinbad, Hercules, Xena, Relic Hunter were, just to know, these shows used to have exact time to watch them, there's no internet, no subscription, basically either you watch them on-time, or miss them, so the idea that during the show was aired everyone was tuned in, advertisers competing on who get the slot when everyone is gathered to watch the show.. The CGI also weren't very common especially in TV shows, even so they look outdated today, back then they were insanely impressive, anyway let's start the episode and see if how good it is today, since the first time I saw it, I was basically a child.

The episode starts with some guy sitting in the room, then an entity contact him, warning him about the dark forces going after him, and it's really good, it shows despite the limitation shows back then had when it comes to technology, instead of showing the entity, they coordinate the music, green lighting, and even wind and its effect on the candles to create the atmosphere for it even if you don't see the actual entity, but you can still feel its strong presence, if this was made to day, they wouldn't do any of this, and just show some CGI green thing that would probably be worse as it will ruin the immersion and would look fake and unbelievable despite the advanced technology we can easily access today.

So, the man took his daughter and his followers and ran before the powers of darkness come to take a map he got.

Thankfully the villains manged to corner him and stop him before trying to escape injustice, yet unfortunately Sinbad and his crew stepped in to save them both and stop the bad guys. I know, heroes kind of annoying, wouldn't be great if the bad guys slaughtered them all and get the map anyway, and then everyone in town laugh at how stupid Sinbad was to face the dark forces and how it ended up with the death of his all team for nothing, that would be my alternative ending LOL.

The fighting in this show looks so dumb, but in a good way, like it fit the overall theme, the thing about these shows, they were more about decoration, cloths, makeup etc.. And all these element create the immersion in the story, and the fight scenes, even if it looks dumb, but fit the overall theme of the show.

Anyway, our villains manged anyway to get the map and escape with it.

God, I love the theme music of this show.

We first see our beloved villainess around 7 minutes mark..

As the heroes in their way to get the map back, M´ling was waiting for them, so she caste a spell to create a tree demon in order to stop them from going further.. The demon actually looks good, even by today's standards.

Yet the heroes found the weak point of the tree demon, the poor thing can't see the heroes and can only hear them, and these bastards used that against it. Even tho our vegetarian friend died in battle fighting the good guys, after they traitorously tricked him even tho he was doing a great job to kill them, the dark forces will keep fighting, and will always remember our friend tree guy and what he did for evil.

We then get a group of villains with tight green outfit they use as camouflage, and fight the heroes in the forest, it was funny TBH, kudos to the stuntmen tho, they made a great efforts to make the scene fun, they are the magic in this scene despite the lack of the ability to create it using CGI..

Around 19 minutes, we see our villainess with her father with the help of the map finally find the castle where the book they are going after is.

After that the villains made an ambush on the heroes, they waited for them with their bows on top of the mountain, and Abodi, the original book owner was hit, and Sinbad gave him a solid advice, he told him to stay down, which is a very nice and really good advice, as it would be easier for the villains to aim at him while he's not moving and also aim down without putting too much efforts, you never see heroes showing such kindness to people working as villains these days, respect, Sinbad.

Around 25 minutes, the guards get Abodi to our villainess feet, she want him to open the book as it's protected by some kind of magic spell that keep them from opening it, I would open the book for her in a second who would think about humanity while you have such insanely gorgeous villainess in front of you!

I totally forgot about that, apparently Bryn played by actress Mariah Shirley, have a super power that make her see whatever her eagle sees, more like Bran Stark in Game of Thrones, I can't help but notice that not just both of them have similar superpowers, but also similar names!

The final confrontation starts around 35 minutes..

This episode is way better than I expected, it's not good like a whole movie, but it's a solid episode, by the end, I wish if it didn't end, the episode probably med, but still, there are so much unwatchable movies and TV shows made today that it now must feel as masterpiece in comparison LOL

Michelle van Rensburg as evil babe M´ling in The Book of Before The Adventures of Sinbad

Tag : 1998, Adventure, Michelle van Rensburg,

Movie Name : Secret Agent Man Uncle S.A.M.

Actress Name : Vivian Wu

Character Name : Ling

Year : 2000

In tv show Secret Agent Man season 1 episode titled Uncle S.A.M. aired 2000. Actress Vivian Wu plays as villainess Ling.

The movie starts with our stunning villainess with her general entering a night club in China to put a bounty on the hero, they emptied the night club so they can meet the one they came for, which is a hitman, so, they speak to his voice, even if they don't see him, and he asked them to strip, in order to make sure they don't carry weapons.

The general wasn't so smart that he fell in the hitman trap to leave our villainess alone, the villainess then told the hitman about her target, which is the hero, and offer him loads of money.

The hero's Asian love interest and his doctor appeared for minute and saved the hero then died LOL, it's not clear if our villainess the one who took her out or not..

Wow, the episode is talking about how China could be capable of basically defending itself, about 3 decades ago and these morons think it's a good idea to trigger a world war with a nation calling for working and cooperating together for the sake of all humanity!

We see our villainess Ling around 11 minute mark, she meet the hero, and ask him to accompany her, god, I wish I was him, I don't care what she would do, no one can ever resist someone this beautiful with such insane charisma. I would flip like a switch to be with her.

We see Ling once more around 14 minutes with the hero, she and the hero were about to go together in car, yet the hero's wallet was stolen by a little girl he met earlier, for our villainess to go after him pointing her gun.

God, the way she's handling her gun, I'm so in love with her, can you imagine, someone wants to kill you, yet they are insanely gorgeous, the conflict and the contradiction of feelings that can exist at the same time shows how beautiful art is, mechanized realism and AI can't have that, they have to dictate feelings, they have to control thoughts, they aim to indoctrination and obedience, not artistic freedom or expression.

Ling appears briefly again around 17 minute mark..

The show have a nice gimmick with the hero can use vending machine, pressing certain buttons and get money and other gadgets to be used for his cover, which is kind of cool.

Any way, Ling final confrontation starts around 24 minutes mark where she anguish the good guys in a restaurant.

It's so unfair that her final confrontation was in the middle of the episode, she's absolutely stunning, and Vivian Wu is one of the most beautiful actresses ever.

Vivian Wu been an actress for more than 3 decades, and even still acting today, it's unbelievable, Vivian Wu, wherever you are, we are eternally grateful for you, thank you 💗💗💗.

Vivian Wu as evil babe Ling in Uncle S.A.M. Secret Agent Man

Tag : 2000, action, impaled, Vivian Wu,

Movie Name : Enemy Gold

Actress Name : Julie Strain

Character Name : Jewel Panther

Year : 1993

In 1993 movie Enemy Gold. Actress Julie Strain plays as villainess Jewel Panther.

While seeing the world burning while nothing we can do to fix it, the best thing to do is rewatch the queen of B movies, and the eternal goddess, Julie Strain..

All Julie Strain movies kind of make me feel sad, but in a good way, a nostalgic way, like, one of my most favorite actresses, and it really saddens me that she's no longer with us.

I think the movie starts with some historical event in US history, and it looks awful, but in a fun cute way, LOL..

So, after the war, two of the soldier buried a treasure of gold in the woods.

Around 7 minutes, I think the heroine knocked some guy out when he pointed a gun on her, god, it looked so bad and fake, and I love it.

This movie is full of life, every time I watch movies from the 90s I remember how awful modern movies are before I basically stop watching them completely.

Anyway, so the heroes are planning to find Quantrell's gold in the woods.. I remember when movies used to be like that, find the gold, finding the lost something, finding some relic that posses superpowers, the idea of chasing a dream, to live the fantasy of having something that would turn your life around, you can't find that with movies made by social engineers today, because basically they condition the people on "No, you won't get anything more, actually, we will take everything you got, and you should be grateful.", which kind of ruining movies, social engineering like that belong in schools or the churches, but most people watch movies for escapism, in order to relieve the stress of real life, just couple of hours of tuning out of the dystopian nightmare we are heading towards in order to survive, is this too much to ask!! Like imagine some cabal of billionaires with their censorship committes who wouldn't face any economical hardships even if they lived to the full 1000 years want to take even the ability to dream from you!!

Yes, finally we see the gorgeous Jewel around 35 minutes mark, she was hired by the main villain, Santiago, in order to take care of the heroes after they attacked his men and took his product.. God the acting in this movie is so bad, in a fun way.

Around 45 minutes, Jewel and Santiago were spying on the heroes, and she was like "When we find them, we can hunt them down like small animals, and no one will be able to hear their cries of pain and despair. This is gonna be fun.", Julie Strain is the queen of B movies, god, the world really need her now more than ever..

Around 50 minutes, the heroes find the journals of the dude who buried the treasure in 1865.

Watching 1990s movie in high quality is a blessing.

Around 53 minutes, Jewel in her hot outfit to deceive to unfortunate men to take their speedboat.. God, the guy reaction when she shot him is so fake and funny, I really miss these movies.

The villains find the heroes around 57 minutes,

Around 1 hour 9 minutes, one of the bad guys killed himself by mistake like an idiot, at least it was a fun chase scene.

His partner tho was killed by an explosive arrow by the heroine LOL, that was stupid, yet fun.

This movie have the perfect amount of fun acting for its theme, the acting isn't very good that you take it too seriously, nor too bad to disconnect you from immersion, just the right amount it needed.

Around 1 hour 16 minutes, the heroes finally found the gold, soon after, Jewel found them.. The last fight starts around 1 hour 23 minutes..

Dumb and fun as expected, I had a good time watching it, I wish if Julie Strain made more movies like this one I haven't watched, RIP, Julie Strain 💔💔💔.

Julie Strain as evil babe Jewel Panther in Enemy Gold

Tag : 1993, action, explosion, Julie Strain,

movie name : Hard Knox
actress name : Simone Kessell
charterer name : Delicious Malicious
movie year : 2001

In 2001 movie Hard Knox, actress Simone Kessell plays as villainess Delicious Malicious. A movie staring Kim Penn with a villainess, that would be awesome. Most times I saw Kim Penn was a villainess, mostly small roles in Chinese movies, sometimes only a appear for few moments, so it's awesome to watch a movie starring her as the main character.

Kim Penn is one of the most beautiful actresses I ever seen in my life.

Checking her IMDB page, it's insane how someone can be so talented at all these things, from marital arts, to acting, to founding a company focus on security, or something, I don't know, it got so many words I don't understand, but wow, I wish I can be hired in her company LOL..

So many things happening in 5 minutes, Delicious Malicious attacked Niki Knox's father, and Niki Knox went to save him, but it was too late.

There's extremely rare cases of the heroine being the main character for me in a movie, and this movie is one of them, what I love about this movie, whenever I don't see the villainess on screen, I see the heroine and both are awesome.

Kim Penn is just breathtaking, and seeing her for a long time is just a blessing from heaven..

We get a fight between the heroine and Delicious around 35 minutes, I'm having so much fun watching the movie that I forgot to mention it LOL.

I think the last thing I watched of Simone Kessell was Yellowjackets, which was kind of entertaining, like, not very entertaining, like soap-opera/drama like TV show.

It's amazing how great this movie is, and it was made before June 2001, before the mass censorship and the surveillance campaign that took over the western world, and still getting worst and worst everyday, you may say the movie was made before the slow death of creative and artistic freedom worldwide along with privacy, freedom of expression and humanity in its way to loose everything including basic ownership by having everything permitted not owned and probably losing every single right humans gain with extraordinary sacrifices since The Declaration of Independence.

Anyway, let's go back to the movie, let's go back to escapism, a memory of a lost world..

Around 50 minutes Delicious pay a visit to Steve Hardman, who is kind of the hero in the movie, and this scene is kind of weird, like they go together to bed, I felt they knew each others, especially because Delicious was disappointed when Steve refuse to sleep with her because he thought about Knox, like, were they friends or something, how they know each others this good, I think they aren't lovers since Delicious already in love with Jackson, I just don't have any idea what's going on.

Around 57 minutes, Delicious kidnap the heroine's friend, Ellie, the heroine's other friend saw them taking her, and they took him too, LOL.

I love seeing Kim Penn delivering lines on screen, what a legend!

Around 1 hour 8 minutes we see the real stunt performance of Kim Penn, like, how the descended from the roof to save her two friends, the way she do high kicks is amazing, that's why she manged to be in movies with the legends of marital arts at the time.

That was funny, Jackson manged to get a god power, and then looked to the heroine and said "I demand you to love me" and she was like "Nah, I don't think so.", it's funny how Kim Penn is delivering it.

A really smart way to deal with the restricted budget of the movie, which is still a TV movie, especially back then, that they ended it with a really good plot twist and the movie actually had a really good potentials to have part two, I really like the idea, unfortunately Kim Penn didn't make movies after this one and the movie just had its open ending.

You can watch Delicious Malicious scenes in the movie here..

Kim Penn is absolute legend, started doing stunts and played in movies with Kung Fu legends, and her last movie, well.. I'm watching it 25 years after it was released, plus it's in a bad quality and I had a great time. It's very rare for me to love a heroic character, but it's Kim Penn, which prove my point, whoever nail playing the villain can easily play the hero, that's why many actors who are good playing a hero, suck at playing villains, for example, Nicolas Cage, John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Gerard Butler and Scott Adkins all did a great job playing villains, that's why it's easy for them to play any other characters including heroes, you also have Famke Janssen, and you can watch her in Nip/Tuck, which was one of the best Dramas I've ever watched, and I've watched tons of TV drama that there's no comparison to movies I've watched. On the other hand you have Sam Worthington and Tom Hardy, these two can't do play villains and I've watched both of them lately playing villains..