Actress Name : Brenda Bakke
Character Name : Michelle Rodham Huddleston
Year : 1993


In 1993 movie Hot Shots! Part Deux. Actress Brenda Bakke plays as villainess Michelle Rodham Huddleston.

God I miss parody movies, unfortunately since comedy technically banned in Hollywood, there aren't many countries that make comedies, especially this type of edgy comedy, the 90s were awesome..
Every moment of this movie is a joke, it's insane how good Hollywood movies used to be.
20 minutes in, how can they right a movie like that? It's joke after joke after joke, it's insanely good, it doesn't give you the chance to be bored, like, sometimes you get double jokes, one in front of you, and the other in the background..

The thing about this movie that it's built on other great movies, like it use aspects from the original movies for jokes, and even if writers today were allowed to make comedy movies, you don't have movies fun enough and memorable enough to make parody about, and even when you do, you have to sanitize your jokes, because god forbid you commit the sin of disrespecting a fictional character made by Hollywood, it's like being a heretic in the dark ages!!  

Michelle Rodham Huddleston is obviously a parody of Catherine Tramell from Basic Instinct..
Mitchell Ryan is playing the president in this movie, and he's very funny, but still Leslie Nielsen playing President Baxter Harris in Scary Movie 4 and with Leslie Nielsen great performance, he was the best..

It's unbelievable how magical Hollywood 90s used to be..
Around 55 minutes, this clip I've seen multiple times, with the chicken bow..
Damn, I used to watch the rabbit toy clip a lot as a kid, now I get what the joke meant, it was about a commercial, like this one..

Just finished the movie, that was a cartoon not a movie, it's like watching Tom And Jerry or Roger Rabbit.. A fun movie from start to finish, that a movie made for entertainment, I can't believe people can be entertained watching anything comes of Hollywood today, their lives must be really really boring to find a modern Hollywood movie entertaining..
Here's the thing, why can't I get movies like this anymore, if anyone should be offended by this movie, it would be me, but still, I can understand when a good movie is a good movie, for example Leslie Nielsen in many of his movies offended Arabs and I love Leslie Nielsen and his movies, and I love David Zucker's movies, I love parodies, I love comedies, and if I'm so offended I don't watch them, easy, with creative freedom, I would find something else to enjoy, and that's how the 90s were, different genres, different ideas, different tastes, if I'm not into edgy comedy, I can watch family comedy, if I'm not in comedy at all, I can watch action, horror, adventure, I can get a hero as a joke, I can get a unserious hero like in adventure movies, I can get action heroes like in Die Hard, I can get realistic villains, I can get comic villains, I can get charismatic villains, I can get funny villains, I can get scary villains, if there's something I dislike I can always find another option, now everything is the same, everything have the same style, everything have the same creative process, and what it makes it worse is whenever these committees involved in a movie or a show, I detect them right away, sometimes in the first ten minutes, sometimes in the last ten minutes, and what happen then, escapism, immersion is entirely destroyed, the whole movie destroyed for me, it's like wasting hours of my time for nothing, in this movie I kept laughing most of the movie, I want that, I want to laugh like I used to laugh watching White Chicks, or According to Jim or The Simpsons, is it too much to ask?!  




Favorite Quotes 

"Topper Harley: Colonel, these people have taken a supreme vow of celibacy. Like their fathers and grandfathers before them." 

















Brenda Bakke as evil babe Michelle Rodham Huddleston in Hot Shots! Part Deux

Actress Name : Nao NagasawaMami Abe and Aya Sugimoto
Character Name : Milliam, 020's Secretary and Clyne
Year : 2013


In 2013 movie 009-1: The End of the Beginning. Actresses Nao Nagasawa, Mami Abe and Aya Sugimoto play as villains Milliam, 020's Secretary and Clyne. 

This one is going to be fun..

We see a secondary villainess at the start of the movie..

The protognist basically killed the boyfriend of the secondary villainess and his men, but the villainess survived and we see her again around 9 minutes mark, she fight the protognist, 009-1, then ran away..

 009-1 in this movie really reminds me of Kyle XY, it's possible that the show inspired the movie, Kyle XY was a great show, too bad it was cancelled, but at least it wasn't deconstructed by Hollywood, which would be way worse, at least you get to have a good memory of a show that you wished it continued not to see your favorate show being purposly destroyed by the followers of the moralistic realistic failed artist..

009-1 went to save Doctor Clyne after she was kidnapped in a warehouse, 009-1 a nice fight with the female kidnappers, not sure if they are villains tho, they may end up being the good guys, since Doctor Clyne is a villainess after all..

Around 22 minutes Doctor Clyne mercilessly shoots her kidnappers after they were defeated, I'm so in love with Doctor Clyne, a woman of science, gorgous and evil, she's so perfect 😍😍😍😍..

The main villainess appear around 26 minutes, and had a great fight scene with the solders who went to free Doctor Clyne then with 009..

I can't belive 30 minutes already passed, this is good, I don't care about the budget, if I'm watching a movie and half an hour passed without me noticing it, that's a good movie, and for me, it's better than a movie with 1 billion dollar budget that feels tedious and boring to watch..

Ok, here's a scene I find really intersting, basically our villainess went after the heroine with her helicopter, and fired at her, as the heroine was running, a child was in danger, basically she saved her, and the mother of the child saw that the heroine was basically a machine, she called her a monster and grapped her daughter and walked away, and out of anger the heroine used her fist to hit the ground.. Here's why this scene is extremly intersting, You can check the original artilce of How to use the evil values to make moralistic story here, Imagine if the protognist really looks unattractive, like how Al Simmons ended up to be in Spawn, or Creature in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, the emotional impact in this case would extremly powerful, the mother sees her daughter, and instead of the heroine being rewarded for her bravery and for saving a child, she is met with hate, and you seeing how heartbreaking the moment is, you get to feel the emotion the protognist is having, it would be extremly impactful, especially with a good performance. 

So the protognist called Mirine Hoffman, or at least that what she decided to call herself in front of Chris..

WTF, we see 020's Secretary and Stinger's girlfrind meeting together with 020's Secretary losing her eye, like, when did that happen? Mirine barely knocked her out!!

The final fight between Mirine and Stinger's girlfrind starts around 46 minutes..

I could be wrong, but one of the things I've noticed from watching Asian movies that they often fail to mention the actual name of the charcters and focus more on their function in society, for example, you have 020's Secretary, you have other charcter that can be described as the mob boss or something, it's like "He/She the one who do such function" not "Their name is such and their function is this", even when the charcter is essential to the story and active in it, could be wrong, maybe it's artistic choice to focus more on the charcters that are center of the story and for the sake of simplicity instead of overcmplicating things for the audiance and giving them too much information that it makes it too hard for them to absorb especially if the work is targetting foreign audiances who already focus on the subtitle as the watch the movie..

Around 53 minutes, Mirine went to the warehouse where she think Clyne went to after she was taken, probably because Mirine think that Clyne could be her mother, and it's possible that her mother in the meaning she's the one created her, similar to Creature in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, who I remember in the movie kept calling Frankenstein his father..

Ok, Mirine went into a trap in the warehouse and was taken by the main villainess..

WTF, I'm crying, Chris is the one behind this all, and he did it in a very smart way..

This movie has a lot of female villains, and all of them are unique, I love it..

And once Mirine went to the warehouse, you get plot twist after another that it feels like this sketch from Key & Peele..

Around 1 hour 7 minutes Doctor Clyne make an evil laugh 😍😍😍Then Chris sent the zombies after our beloved evil doctor..

Fuck you, Chris, really, after all Doctor Clyne did for the sake of evil, you send the zombies after her, you bring shame to all evil people!

The zombie fight scene with Mirine is so bloody.

The final fight between Mirine and Milliam starts around 1 hour 13 minutes.

Chris was killed by mistake by Milliam, he was a useless villain anyway, I like the plot twist he did, but he kept doing dumb decisions..

That was a unique, all I can say about the movie is this, it's dumb, genius and super fun.













Nao Nagasawa, Mami Abe and Aya Sugimoto as evil babes Milliam, 020's Secretary and Clyne in 009-1: The End of the Beginning

Actress Name : Tyler Jane and Katrina Misa
Character Name : Archer
Year : 1995


In tv show Hercules: The Legendary Journeys season 2 episode titled The Mother of All Monsters aired 1995. Actress Tyler Jane and Katrina Misa play as villainesses. I can't describe how global phenomena this show was, I remember as a child bought a poster of Hercules, kids were making songs about Hercules and Xena, Kevin Sorbo wasn't just a superstar, he was way more than that, he was an icon, with his photos everywhere, with everyone knowing him, like Marlon Brando and Al Pacino are superstars, Kevin Sorbo as Hercules was bigger than that, you can even say he was part of the culture back then, and I doubt any character will ever be as popular as Hercules was.. For me I started learning English by watching the show, Holllywood was like a magical place, like, you have great family entertainment like Home Alone, Baby's Day Out, you also have great action movies with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, you also had great comedies, great horror, over the years and different stages of my life, I can find the movie or the genre I like, and it was always the best, and being able to speak and understand English seemed like accomplishment, today, I can't stand hearing English, in new movies I mean, I can't stand watching modern Hollywood movies and TV shows, I still enjoy watching movies I enjoyed once, but when it comes to new movies, I would prefer watching Chinese and Asian movies, even tho I don't understand what they say, which is different than how I used to watch movies in English, but what can you do? I hope China can fill the gap Hollywood left, maybe another generation can fell in love with Chinese movies and entertainment, that they also start learning Chinese like I started to learn English, and fell in love with Chinese movies and TV shows, like I once did with Hollywood..

Anyway, let's start the episode, let's escape to the world of fiction and the nostalgia to forget the bitterness of the current reality of Hollywood..


The movie starts with fight scene.. When it comes to shows like Hercules, the director plays a big part in making the fight makes good, and let's be honest Kevin Sorbo was casted to play Hercules because how attractive he looks, not because he was a great marital artist, so when it comes to fight scenes the patterns I noticed are these, having someone with experiences as a stuntperformer, like Jackie Chan who played as a stunt double for the main villain Fist of Fury, and as a henchman in Enter the Dragon, and of course Jackie's experience in Chinese opera helped him to come up with his own unique fighting style, anyway, in such case, you can the fight clearly, it's pure raw the fight feels as if you are watching a theater performance, you basically get the real deal, the stunt performer is performing in front of you, the other pattern which I absolutely loath and hate, like in The Bourne Ultimatum, I absolutely hate this movie, couldn't bring myself to watch it and never will, from the clips of this movie, the fight scenes are like cut cut cut, in order for the movie to hide a really bad fight scenes, it try to distract you that you basically can't see anything, but in order to give you the illusion of a fight scene is happening, another pattern is using a stunt double, so, the fight scenes you want to make good, you replace the actor with a professional stunt double, I see it a lot in Chinese movies with female characters, like, they often use male stunt double to do the jumping and the fighting when needed, and the last pattern is what you see in Hercules, instead of distracting you and due to the fact that the star isn't a professional marital artist, the burden lies on the director, the director have to direct your focus, not like modern Hollywood like Marvel and such, the director is leading your attention, for example with Iolaus in this fight scene, the director knows your focus is on Iolaus, so he fight a thug, and you only see the back of the thug, so Michael Hurst is basically hitting the air, and the stuntman is away from him, but the director knows that your focus is on Iolaus, so he basically predicts where your focus will be, in the same fight, Iolaus hit the villain in the crotch, so what the director did is leading your focus, you see Iolaus' full body, then the director lead you by focusing the camera on his arm, then showing the villain reaction, the shot on the middle with focusing on the arm could be filmed without the stuntman even being present, but that's how the director lead your focus instead of distracting it, same way with kick, you see for example Hercules in full body, then the kick in the middle shot, then the villain reaction, of course Jackie is the king yet sometimes these fight scenes are really hard to do, and some actors lack the experience to do it, especially Hollywood actors TBH, yet, unlike modern Hollywood this show doesn't want to distract your attention and ruin the scene for you, but instead leading and directing your attention..

I love Hercules intro, to be fair, it could be the nostalgia..

 Hercules is an amazing show, this isn't nostalgia, I basically love two things Kevin Sorbo made: Hercules The Legendary Journeys and Meet the Spartans, watched other movies of him, but they were like christian boring stuff so I basically stopped caring about his new movies, still shows like Hercules enough to make him a legend, the character of Hercules in its peak popularity was the most popular character than any other character played by any action movie star at the time, and it's inseparable from Kevin Sorbo, as the character was made before and after him, but nothing comes even close to him playing it.

Echidna summoned the archers around 11 minute mark..

The villains in this episode make me laugh whenever they talk, and I love it..   

We a villainess around 18 minute mark, and the archers apparently killed a man off-screen!! 

This episode would be perfect if Hera was in it, but still we got practical effect in this episode with Echidna, even tho, Hera played by Meg Foster was the most memorable character of both Hercules and Xena show, according to the IMDB she only appeared for two episode that's how great Meg Foster is, I also think the element of mystery and how you always hear about Hera and what she do and those who worship her, and the visual of the fallen Peacock Feather with the sound, then when you see Hera with Meg Foster charisma, you just can't forget such character, it even became part of Arabs pop culture, just to understand how iconic this character was, you can even see today people asking clergymen if it's OK to have Peacock Feather at home fearing it will bring misfortune to their home, you can even find such Fatwas today on the internet dating back to 2002 when the show was popular in the Arab world, it's unbelievable!!

Around 23 minutes the archers made a trap for Hercules..

Echidna making me laugh..

The archers last confrontation is around 36 minutes, but they will appear again in another episode, so I will watch it too..

Let's start watching episode 6 of season 3..

The costume designer of this show, deserve her own statue, as far as I know it's mainly the work of Ngila Dickson, who was also the costume designer of Lord Of The Rings, that's why I said, aesthetically Hercules: The Legendary Journeys is far better than Game Of Thrones..

Echidna got a new baby, it's so cute, I wonder what gift should I bring to her, it's hard to know, Hercules would be a perfect gift, yet it's hard get him, but anything for a friend, right? 

The fighting scenes in this episode shows an incredible director, incredible stuntmen above everything else..

Around 14 minutes we see Echidna's baby, what a beautiful family, like a perfect family indeed, like think about it, a beloved wife who loves her children, and also living in a cave, which means she's not into him for his wealth or money but really loves her husband, and a father who loves her, and love his son, and find him as the cutest baby ever, and even dance in happiness for him, which means he also truly loves Echidna, on the other hand you get Hercules, a mentally ill person who murdered his own family, like hollyshit, I don't need to say more, if he was my neighbor I would move to a different town as far as possible from him!

Ok, this is actually what I was talking about in this article, the idea of using the contrast between appeal and charisma with their immorality, and how it will also if reversed like a character that look really unappealing, but they act like an angel, like using a white lines on dark page or dark lines on white page, both create contrast for the targeted character and it works here with Echidna and her baby, like I get the show is a comedy, but you would actually get genuine emotion watching it, especially when Echidna cry πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”..

We see our villains again around 30 minutes, they take Echidna's son from Klepto, and the final confrontation starts around 36 minutes..

Wow, that was fun to watch..


Favorite Quotes 

"Boss Highwayman: I have proposal for you, gentlemen, your money or your lives? Looks like it's going to be their money and their lives!" 

"Klepto: What a beautiful baby!"











Tyler Jane and Katrina Misa as evil babes in The Mother of All Monsters Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

Movie Name : (Pri)sons
Actress Name : Veera W. Vilo
Character Name : Koch
Year : 2024


In 2024 movie (Pri)sons. Actress Veera W. Vilo plays as villainess Koch.

I guess Juha Kaivola is the protagonist of the movie and was hired to be a security guard of a night club!!

We first see our gorgeous villainess around 16 minutes mark 😍😍😍😍.

Hollyshit, the blood in this movie, around 19 minutes Juha was hit on the head with a box, usually you don't see blood at all when that happen, but damn, this movie doesn't shy from blood, the blood poured of the top of his head right away..

We see Koch again around 24 minutes sitting at the bar..

Ok, never watch this movie while you're eating, after eating, or before eating..
Koch nodded to other villains to start the attack around 27 minutes..

Hell, the blood in this movie, this isn't a movie for someone who is sensitive to seeing blood, the effects are mostly practical, and the movie doesn't shy from using as much blood as needed..
The practical effects in the movie are over the top, but the story itself is basically typical action. 
I would say if you are sensitive towards seeing blood on screen, just know this movie got a lot of that..
Around 37 minutes Koch takes out the gatekeeper of the club, it's very short tho, I hope the scene was longer..
Around 44 minutes Koch put the head of the security out of his misery, god, I love the way she looks in this scene, also, as usually it was bloody, if the universe this movie taking place in had vampires, this club would smell to them like a Kebab shop..

Around 56 minutes a poor woman happened to be in Koch's path, and it didn't ended badly for her..
Koch is heartless, and I love how she acted in this scene as if she was lady terminator..
I don't remember the last time I've seen such villainess that extremely evil, merciless, heartless while at the same time extremely gorgeous and beautiful.. 
We have a confrontation between Koch with another villain vs the heroes around 1 hour 8 minutes..
The final confrontation starts around 1 hour 23 minutes, and it's long and as expected from the theme of the movie, it's bloody..
This movie is one of the bloodiest movies of the decade, if you want a movie that breaks most censorship rule in the west, the gore, the fights, the idea that the movie isn't boring from start to finish, and you can have fun watching it, the movie breaks all these rules..
If you are into early 2000s horror movies, and want to watch some action horror, and love practical effects, you will love this movie, if you are feeling bored and want to keep your mind busy for couple of hours, they will go like this, you will love this movie, but if you are sensitive towards practical blood effects, be aware that this movie has a lot of it..








 









 

Veera W. Vilo as evil babe Koch in (Pri)sons

Movie Name : Hercules: The Legendary Journeys War Bride
Actress Name : Josephine Davison
Character Name : Princess Alexa
Year : 1997

In tv show Hercules: The Legendary Journeys season 3 episode titled War Bride aired 1997. Actress Josephine Davison plays as villainess Alexa.

Hercules will always be one of the greatest shows ever made, and I'm talking about one aspect that even Game Of Thrones can't compete with, and it's the aesthetic of the show, the costumes, the makeup, the accessories, the scenery, the design of the set, I wish if there was a HD version of the show, it's so fun to watch just by looking at it, even if there are other shows that came after it with better story and choreography and way more advanced CGI, the aesthetics of Hercules are unmatched.. 

When it comes to the aesthetics of Hercules, it plays a huge role to help the immersion in the story, it's very unique and gives the show its unique character, everything in the show is made to make you feel, the episode started now you are entering a different world, and the way they use nature and the idea of filming in New Zealand, give you the unique feeling that this isn't the world of this time, but it's a story from another time before the industrial revolution, this is so different from how most shows were made afterwards and how many of them are heavily dependent on the CGI.. 

Anyway, Princess Melissa was taken as she was asleep, and it's not clear who is behind it, but Hercules saved her not knowing who she was..

The action fight scenes are very basic, but with a professional camera work they look really nice, the camera is part of the action, it's not common to see camera work as good in fight scenes, it's also not easy..

Around 35 minutes, Alexa successfully tracked Melissa into a temple, and she intends that Melissa doesn't leave the temple alive to try to claim the throne, and we get Alexa's final confrontation..



Favorite Quotes

"Princess Melissa: A war! Fought over me? How romantic!!"















 

Josephine Davison as evil babe Alexa in War Bride Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

Movie Name : The Spy Next Door
Actress Name : Katherine Boecher
Character Name : Tatiana
Year : 2010


In 2010 movie The Spy Next Door. Actress Katherine Boecher plays as villainess Tatiana. 

The movie starts with nostalgia moments from Jackie's movies, only Jackie Chan can do that in his movies, the guy is a legend and basically a global phenomena.. 

We see our villainess for the first time around 15 minutes mark, as the main villain manged to escape and she was greeting him..

Around 18 minutes there is an emotional moment when Bob Ho accidentally heard Farren talking about why she really doesn't want her mom to marry him..

We see Tatiana again around 23 minutes, and her East European accent sound really beautiful.. 

This a very weird movie for Jackie, I'm used watching him as adventurer, cop, fighter, or whatever, not usually see him like in a romcom family movie like this one.. 

Nice, Jackie is singing in Chinese, I'm not sure which Chinese dialect, I can't tell.

Around 47 minutes, Tatiana manged to track Jackie, and around 50 minutes mark she found Jackie, and they had a very short fight..

Jackie Chan movies is what it mean to make an action comedy, you basically laugh watching the fight scenes.

The villains caught the hero around 1 hour 11 minutes, and Tatiana found out that he was making a trap for them, whenever Tatiana talks it sounds as if she's singing, like her voice sound like music.. 


Around 1 hour 18 minutes, The hero manged to escape using CIA advanced tech and cut himself loose, but Tatiana went to the hero's girlfriend's home to get some formula they downloaded by mistake, and from there the final confrontation of the movie..

The different between Jackie and any other action star, that his action is often comedic and have comedic effect, something is really hard to do comparing to do only action or only comedy movie, a really fun movie to watch.


















 

Katherine Boecher as evil babe Tatiana in The Spy Next Door

Movie Name : Vampire in Vegas
Actress Name : Rocky DeMarco and Delia Sheppard
Character Name : Shayla and VanHelm
Year : 2009


In 2009 movie Vampire in Vegas. Actresses Melissa Brasselle AKA Rocky DeMarco and Delia Sheppard play as villains Shayla and Dr VanHelm.

I was curious why IMDB use the name Rocky DeMarco instead of Melissa Brasselle, and apparently Rocky DeMarco is the name the actress prefer to use to honor her mother, which is cool.

The movie starts with narration with the voice of Tony Todd who is playing Sylvian in the movie, RIP, Tony Todd πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”.

We see our gorgeous evil doctor around 8 minutes..

It's amazing we are getting a decent screen time of Dr VanHelm in this movie..

This movie is stupid, if not for the villainess, I would never watch LOL..

Around 29 minutes Shayla gives a dance show to a group of young men, then left her card..

Wow, Miranda Kwok in this movie, what a nice surprise!! 

Around 41 minutes, the night club vampires started attacking the young men who went there after Shayla left the card for them..

This movie is so random, like, are these guys are supposed to be essential to the story!

In movies like these, when Tony Todd make you smile the smile always comes with a heavy impulsion to cry, it's a weird feeling, the character is funny, but at the same time, you know the actor you used to enjoy watching for a long time, and used to see on screen, is no longer with us, it's weird heavy feeling..

The movie started to be really good as a comedy..

Around 1 hour 2 minutes we see Dr VanHelm as she was about to lethally inject the hero after she extracted the serum from him, but was interrupted by Detective Stanton and Detective O'Hara, as the two detective were about to save the hero, thankfully Shayla was there to stop them to make sure VanHelm's evil plans aren't interrupted.

Then Dr VanHelm died in the most stupid way possible by Shayla LOL..

The hero's vampire face around 1 hour 13 minutes is hilarious.. 

It's so bad it's good movie, and should be seen like that, I kind of watch it as a comedy TBH, and it's not boring, VanHelm is my favorite character in this movie, she's so gorgeous, absolute goddess..










 



 

Rocky DeMarco and Delia Sheppard as evil babes Shayla and VanHelm in Vampire in Vegas

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