Movie Name : Crackerjack 2
Actress Name : Katerina Brozová
Character Name : Jasmine
Year : 1997
In 1997 movie Crackerjack 2, actress Katerina Brozová plays as villainess Jasmine.
The movie starts with a rocket launchers battle, god, I miss the 90s. Not a single CGI noise in sight, just pure old movie fireworks..
Jack, the hero, have some beef with the main villain, Hans Becker basically living rent-free inside the hero's head..
The stunning Jasmine was introduced around 13 minutes mark..
Around 27 minutes, one of the villains riddled some poor guy with bullets, I think scenes like these have to be done right from one take, like can you imagine the reaction isn't right and they keep getting the actor new shirts, even a short scene that only lasts few seconds requites a very talented people to be done right.
We also get a great stunt work of the hero around 29 minutes when he was trying to land on the train from the helicopter..
Did the villains just say "Yalla", when they were asking the passengers to leave the train? It's unexpected, because non of the villains have Arab names, maybe only Jasmine, but even that isn't how the original Arabic name is pronounced!!
This is so weird, like the villains at the start of the movie filmed themselves taking some poor guy out, when we see it, it's a man doing it, then when we see the filmed footage in the movie it shows that Jasmine was the one doing it, it feels like the movie went under so many changes, I wish if there was an original version of the movie as it was intended to be..
Hans Becker is a really good villain too, I miss villains like that, I really miss 90s movies, the action movies back then were top notch..
We see Jasmine around 38 minutes, and it kind of make so much sense that she was supposed to be the one originally finishing the bald, as she was standing right behind the heroine, Dana Townsend who was played by Carol Alt, as she was tied to a chair, so having Jasmine standing just behind shows the grave danger the heroine was in, as her scene with the bold guy make you automatically anticipating Jasmine stepping in anytime the heroine give the wrong answer and finish her too..
And if it was done like that, it would be actually a really smart decision by the movie, playing on the anticipation and help the immersion in the story.
Around 46 minutes, Jasmine is practicing her favorite hobby, torturing hostages..
One of the best scenes in the movie, I love Jasmine, one of the greatest villains of all time, BTW, you will never get a villainess like her in movies anymore especially in the west due to the sever artistic censorship, you will never get a gorgeous villainess like her enjoying and having fun torturing the hostages, you just won't, that's why you should be grateful that such awesome movies exist and be grateful to the creative freedom the world used to have in the 90s.
Around 48 minutes Brandyce once and for all after the villains got what they wanted from him
So, the villains were generous enough to let the hostages alone unattended, and what they do! Did they show appreciation? Did they say "Thank you, mr kidnapper"? The use the villains' good deeds against them and conspire to ruin their business, these people don't have an empathy and don't appreciate when someone do something nice to them!
Jokes aside, Watching this movie making me want to rewatch La casa de papel, this show is basically about, what if villains were unrestricted to be the story, like you have characters like Berlin who seem like 90s villain, same with Tokio who seem like Jewels from Bounty Tracker, it's like not only you get a movie, but experience entire show centered around villains, yet even if La casa de papel was remade or rebooted again, I probably won't watch it, knowing how severe censorship is today, and how awful Netflix is, I doubt that I will get anything as good as the original show, so I would stay away just to avoid the risk..
LOL, I forgot there's a hero in this movie, his first confrontation around 56 minutes, like, no need to hurry, dude, the movie is about to end, get yourself something to drink..
Ok, this movie wasn't supposed to be like that, I refuse to believe it, like the hero was using Morse code to send a message to the forces outside, and out of nowhere some kid showed up to tell them it's Morse code not random noises, and the top officer was like "Get that kid outta here!" LOL!!
The kid translated the code, but the head officer ignored him, which caused the death of multiple soldiers who went into the trap..
Michael Sarrazin did a great job playing Smith in the movie, sadly the actor left our world, RIP, Michael Sarrazin, and thank you for the good times we had watching your movies 💔💔💔.
This movie has one of the greatest female villains of all time, yet, the actual hero of this movie is the main villain Smith, he basically killed most of the villains on behalf of the hero, it's just dumb, yet the only merit of the movie is Jasmine, like it's so fun to watch, and I just love this character..
You can watch the edit of Jasmine's scenes in the movie here.
Favorite Quotes
"Brandyce: Nobody does this to Jake Brandyce. You're fucking dead, sweetheart.
bang bang bang
Jasmine: Not as dead as you, sweetheart."
"Hans Becker: Oh, Jack. Poor Jack. You've been obsessed about a misunderstanding all this time. Whatever made you think that I killed your wife Amy.. Accidentally? 😈"
Katerina Brozová as evil babe Jasmine in Crackerjack 2
Movie Name : Wings of Dread
Actress Name : Hong Shuang
Character Name : Yu Qi
Year : 2026
In 2026 movie Wings of Dread. Actress Hong Shuang plays as villainess Yu Qi.
I'm excited to watch this movie..
We get a fight just at the start of the movie, one of the villains was holding a plastic bottle, which shows that the director is paying attention to details, as for what the plastic bottle means, if you know you know, if you don't, god bless you LOL..
We see Yu Qi for the first time around 9 minutes, I think Yu Qi is the third villainous character played by the gorgeous Hong Shuang..
Watching Iko Uwais playing such different character than what I used to see him in is awesome..
Paquet is a really good character, we don't see that anymore, like charismatic character, he kind of reminds me of Clyde Shelton from Law Abiding Citizen..
Ok, this is really good, basically Paquet gave Gu, the hero, a clue, in his tattoo, I love this.. I can't believe this, like he looked back at him, the look itself isn't just aesthetic look but it also work on another metaphorical level, like a teacher looking at his student to see if he will notice the clue or not, these small details are just awesome..
Now we are talking, the real action starts around 40 minutes, especially when it comes to Paquet..
Somehow Yu Qi freed herself, don't know when or how..
One of the heroes hit a poor passenger by mistake LOL.
Hollyshit, Iko Uwais is awesome, he really deserves more recognition as an actor, I don't even remember when an actor played a villain in action movie this good, like both the charisma and the fight scenes..
Somehow the movie manged to make fighting in close-spaces work, which is kind of surprising in a good way, such scenes is way more restrictive than having a fight in a room for example..
From 40 minutes on, the movie changes radically, from some situation that seems inconvenient and being taking care off, to something entirely different.
WTF, the movie went from 1 to dial things up to 11 by 1 hour mark, like everything is chaotic and out of control.
I think The final fight starts around 1 hour 3 minutes..
The fight scenes in this movie are brutal..
The movie also did a good job with the hero.
Watching 2026 movie that not only as good as expected but exceeding my expectations is extremely rare, great job.
The movie also isn't bloated, and I hate how many movies got bloated recently, the movie needed hour and a half and it got hour and a half, the thing about bloated movies that it sometimes bore me that I stop watching them till the end, if the movie need 2 hours make 2 hours if it needs hour and a half don't bloat it to be 2 hours..
You can watch the whole movie on here, and there is a compilation of Yu Qi's scenes in the movie here..
Hong Shuang AKA 洪爽 as evil babe Yu Qi in Wings of Dread
Movie Name : Bounty Tracker
Actress Name : Cyndi Pass
Character Name : Jewels
Year : 1993
In 1993 movie Bounty Tracker. Actress Cyndi Pass plays as villainess Jewels.
The 90s, the golden age of action movies, rewatching an action movie from the 90s is probably better than watching any modern movie even for the first time..
So, the hero started a fake fire, and the villain knew something is wrong and brought his gun and point at him, like, shoot him, dude, shoot him before it's too late, He's gonna take your gun!!
Too late, I wish I was there, I would've done better, I wouldn't wait the hero till he finish with my partner, I would attack whilst he's distracted and save the other villain from the party pooper. It's like the term party pooper was invented for this character, he literally went to the rest room then ruined the party from there..
We first see the stunning Jewels around 9 minutes mark, I'm so in love with her, like, she's just a villainess, she's not here to mess around, no, she's merciless, deadly and gorgeous..
This is probably one of the greatest characters Cyndi Pass ever played..
That's how action movies should be made, 11 minutes in and it's awesome, I wouldn't say the movie is from the future, because the future will probably as bleak as the present or even worse, but it's like from another dimension an awesome dimension where humanity have creative freedom that they can make action movies as good as this one..
So, basically the mercenaries launched attack on some building with a list of target and manged to kill everyone on their list except one.
Around 17 minutes mark, Jewels and the rest of the villains went after the only survivor of their attack in order to finish the job.
I love this character and this movie, whatever dimension they kept making these awesome movies and don't make the dogshit Hollywood is making today, I want to be there, and whoever gonna bring movies back to be as good as they used to be, they have my full support, I don't care about their ideology, I don't care if they want to take over the whole world, as long as they bring these great movies back, I'll be on their side.
We see our villainess again around 24 minutes mark, making a visit to her employer in his prison cell..
Half hour in, not a moment of boredom..
The movie have really interesting dialog too, this is the first time I hear someone using the term "Cold war melted down", this is gold..
The hero have a great high kick, it was so popular in the 90s in action movies, I don't know about modern movies, but I don't think you see it much nowadays..
The hero fight professional fighters as he was tracing the mercenaries who killed his brother, and you see the fight, there's no thousands cuts to hide the action, it looks clear and awesome.
The hero fight a villain wielding two swords and defeated him, wish he stayed till the end of the movie, a very interesting villain..
Just after that around 44 minutes, we see Jewels once again going after the hero in her car, then went to his hotel room, and she left no witnesses, god, I love this character..
The hero escaped her, and was taken by the cops.
We see Jewels once again around 1 hour 12 minutes, which follows by the final confrontation around 1 hour 17 minutes..
A classic and I still had so much fun watching it, even so I watched it like multiple times before..
Cyndi Pass as evil babe Jewels in Bounty Tracker
Movie Name : College Vampires
Actress Name : Simon Petric, Radita Rosu, Desiree Malonga, and Adriana Butoi
Year : 2009
In 2009 movie College Vampires. Actresses Simon Petric, Radita Rosu, Desiree Malonga, and Adriana Butoi play as villans Stephania, Asha, Niobe, and Mira.
I miss edgy comedy, a genre also banned today due to art censorship, basically if you want to watch a good movie being done right, either it's comedy, horror, action, watch anything from the 90s and 2000s, as for modern movies, only musicals are done right, and not all music tho, you can't listen to music like what Eminem or 50 cent used to make, not even Homer Simpson's beer song or songs that used to be sang by villains to show their villainy, they have to be sanitized songs.. It's kind of sad to live in a free world and see it being devoured bit by bit, I guess the new generation won't get to experience such freedom tho, it would be easier for them as they wouldn't know what they are missing, like the generation who came after the moralistic realistic failed artist burned "the degenerate" art to raise a generation showing blind obedience and intolerance..
Oh, god, the movie starts with one of the character, Pete, trying to smuggle candy up his ass LOL..
This is so funny, Rusty was caught with his pants down, LOL, I miss comedy..
I love that Oren Skoog playing both Rusty and Radu, because Radu is a great character, like how he's a vampire want to resurrect his evil love after a vampire hunter trapped her in a gem..
This is the greatest movie ever made, we see Musetta Vander playing Teodora Van Sloan around 11 minutes, a 15 minutes in this movie is more fun than all movies made in the last 5 years combined.
We see Teodora Van Sloan around 20 minutes, Musetta Vander is the greatest vampire hunter ever, she's awesome 💘💘💘.
Around 28 minutes Teodora Van Sloan smashed what she thought the evil music box as a girl was using it, and it turns out it was a gift from her mother that was given to her before her mother went into a coma, this is comedy gold..
Please tell me we are going to see Stephania again, this can't be all her screentime.
This movie compared to movies made today feels like something made in the lost city of Atlantis, an advanced lost civilization that no longer exist..
This was really funny, so Stephania possessed Lynne after she accidentally freed her, and then Lynne went kissing Radu, and Lynne's boyfriend was like "WTF!" LOL..
I can't stop laughing watching this movie, this is gold.
Musetta Vander is awesome in this movie, I always said whoever ace a villain, can easily play comedy, it apply on Jim Carrey, it apply on Nadine Velazquez and Jaime Pressly in My Name Is Earl,
it apply on Giancarlo Esposito if he played a comedy, and it apply on Musetta Vander in this movie. Anyone can play a good hero, only a few talented people can play a good villain..
I get why we don't see Stephania again, many of the funniest comedic moments in the movie are around her possessing Lynne..
Around 1 hour 8 minutes, they are using a faucet to drain a blood of a human so they can drink whenever they like as if it's wine, well, it's practical and make sense can't argue with that..
The fight between Asha, Niobe, and Mira and the heroine Teodora Van Sloan starts around 1 hour 20 minutes..
What a masterpiece in comedy..
Ok, something I've noticed, the movie on IMDB called Transylmania, but the title in the movie is College Vampires, the movie just tell you that Rusty want to meet his girlfriend, something like in EuroTrip and also tell you convinced his friends to do it, and they just did, although having the title in the movie College Vampires, it would make way more sense if they failed at the university and for some reason they needed to go some cheap university that need some low qualification and cost less, like in Accepted, that would justify and explain the motive behind their trip, basically a group of losers, either escaping from something, or can't make it in their university, and come together with a plan, it would also make them discovering how the university actually is more impactful.
Simon Petric, Radita Rosu, Desiree Malonga, and Adriana Butoi as evil babes Stephania, Asha, Niobe, and Mira in College Vampires
Movie Name : The Forsaken
Actress Name : Phina Oruche and Alexis Thorpe
Year : 2001
In 2001 movie The Forsaken. Actresses Phina Oruche and Alexis Thorpe play as villains Cym and Teddy. Cym is one of my favorite villainesses of all time, I would die to be with her, I love this character so much, It's amazing that Phina Oruche still performing till today, and I really hope the entertainment industry recover and see anything as good or even close to how it was in 1990s and 2000s, sadly the entire genres of vampires, werewolves, demons basically doesn't exist, I can't even imagine how boring movies would be for someone who never explored such movies, fiction must be bleak, depressing and extremely boring exactly like The Neverending Story II, the scene with Rockbiter surronded with lifeless piece of land, being very dark and depressing, it's very scary, The Neverending Story was made for children, but when you grow up you understand how terrifying his vision was, and that's where the entertainment is at the moment, in the most lifeless, depressing, soulless stage it its history, and to be fair, it's not just entertainment, most jobs that require human creativity are now at risk, there's an actual risk that everything humanity struggled to build just go away as if it meant nothing..
Anyway, let's start the movie, let's have some fun, It's been a really long time since I watched this movie, so, I basically don't remember what was it about, it feels like I'm watching it for the first time.
I assume the movie have a similar plot to Wrong Turn, like the idea of going somewhere in some place you weren't supposed to be, which is kind why I think smart phones or portable phones as a whole should never exist in movies, because it ruin everything, like the idea of the existence of smartphones and modern tech ruin movies, it's better to pretend it doesn't exist, because if it does exist, the immersion in the story will be destroyed, because the reaction would be like this "How come no one knows and smart phones everywhere?" "How come they don't use the smartphone to call someone?", "How come the location is isolated while there's smart phones?". The story will be completely ruined, there's no escapism, there's no immersion, unless high tech is essential to the story in movies like Unfriended, Unfriended: Dark Web, or Searching, it shouldn't exist at all.
Ok, that was really smart, around 6 minutes, the protagonist was on the road, and a sitting on the car next to him took off her shirt, the protagonist kept tracking her car and suddenly the car vanished.. Here's why this is really smart, the movie is basically building anticipation, it gets your attention, it knows you will focus on the moment, it basically put you in the shoes of the hero, so, when the hero pay attention to the car, you also pay attention to it, and when the car disappears, you became as confused as the protagonist..
Villains can easily build such anticipation, for example, one of my favorite villainesses of all time is Meghan in Cyberjack, in one scene, one of her team was injured, being so stunning, you are anticipating what she's gonna do, she got your whole attention, and suddenly instead of helping him, she finish him, similar thing in The Walking Dead when Negan first appeared, before that you have no idea who he is, then you see him, showing insane charisma, a great writing and delivery, the character gets your full attention, all of that in order to build anticipation for what's to come, that's how when you have a really good villainous character, you build such anticipation that would require much efforts to build with a heroic character, while with villains, it's a piece of cake.. And without such buildup of anticipation, you can't have immersion in the story, you can't have escapism, all is left is boredom, which is the case with movies today..
I totally forgot, there are two female villains in this movie not one, the other villainess is Teddy played by Alexis Thorpe..
Damn, Alexis Thorpe was in The Man from Earth, Nip/Tuck and Friends, nice Filmography..
Anyway, the heroes encountered the villains around 16 minutes mark, and the villains let them go, even tho Cym sensed that one of them is a vampire hunter I guess.
The heroes found the good girl scared and the waitress asking her to pay her bill and he decided to pay it for her, so, when our beloved villainess asked them for money they said they didn't give it to her, and instead give it to the one in need? What an asshole!!
Around 26 minutes, Teddy went to invite a group of campers to a meal with her and her friends, isn't she the greatest?! 😍😍😍
God damn, the main villain ripped the heart out of one of the campers, and another one of the campers shot his dick by mistake, LOL, the best scene of the movie till now, very short tho, It should've lasted longer, it feels weird as if it was cut short..
I guess Teddy died around 34 minutes, it came out of nowhere, as if something was missing..
Around 47 minutes, our villains went in a car chase after the heroes..
The only thing that make this movie worth watching is Cym, other than that, having three vampires spending the whole movie chasing three people isn't really fun, even when they went after the campers, it was very short in comparison of how the movie takes so much time focus on the heroes yapping and in their hotel room and on the road, like these scenes should've build towards something instead of wasting time and work as a filler for a movie that doesn't have much to offer.
Anyway, around 50 minutes our villainess is having fun with the main villain of the movie, and finally we see couple of dudes in their car and being stopped by the gorgeous villainess, I mean, come on, who can resist her?
Like, wouldn't you love to fight the gods and whole of humanity to win her over, even if it will unleash her evil on the world? Can you imagine playing a game where you fight all the gods, but not to win over the good princess, on the contrary, releasing the most dangerous and the most beautiful vampire in existence, and when you do, you kiss your lost love and humanity awaits its dark fate, The Mummy kind of did that, except that Anck Su Namun wasn't actually evil, and Imhotep already had superpowers and love story, like, he wasn't a normal person worshiping a dark entity and want to win over such dark entity.
The vampires killed the two random guys who were in the car, I'm not sure if this movie was meant to be originally a vampire movie, like if they want to drink their blood, shouldn't they keep them fresh, instead of killing them first then drink their blood, it's also a waste, if they don't care about wasting their food, how about other vampires who face a really hard time to hunt, especially new vampires, like, do these vampires only think about themselves, the food they have wasted could've fed entire family of vampires!!
The girl the two heroes trying to save is one of the most forgettable characters ever, I kind of forget that she exist, then I see her, and go like "Wait, she's in the movie", and she is supposed to be the center of the story and the audience is supposed to care about her, so if any main character died, they go like "At least the good girl was saved by the end", but it's not the case, if she died, I wouldn't even notice, like, please, Cym, kill her already, less screen time for her please!
So, basically Teddy had the chance to kill her, but she didn't, she's the one that caused all these troubles, and now Kit and Cym have to fix her mistake 😠😠😠.
Around 1 hour 10 minutes, Kit and Cym attacked the motel the heroes are in, and the last confrontation starts from there..
I wouldn't watch the movie, or rewatch the movie if not for the villainess, because I watched it for the first time even tho, I didn't know there was a villainess in it, but the movie is interesting, the movie doesn't even address the idea that vampires effected by the cross at any point, also the idea of wooden stake, they just drink blood and have a weak point when it comes to being exposed to the sun, the vampires also don't show superpowers, I'm not sure when it started for vampires to be able move really fast, but I first noticed it in The Vampire Diaries, the movie also didn't show if vampires have the power of mind compulsion, like when the main villain forced some dude to do what he wanted, he used a gun to do it, it's like having vampires with there supernatural abilities and characteristics reduced to the minimum. My favorite characters in this movie are Kit and Cym, I wish Teddy played more active role, but she was mainly a plot device to show that sun works as a weak point for vampires and to show that they are vampires, which was a waste, her character deserved more.
Overall the movie is so fun to watch, and you will never find modern movie as good, especially if you are into the action/vampire genre.
