Henchwomen Fight

In 2020 movie Mulan Angels 2: Treasure Map. Actress Bianca de la Garza plays as villainess Mrs. J. I watched this movie when it was released, I have to be honest, it wasn't good then, and it's not good now, but still it would be more fun than any movie that I can watch today..

Our villainess appear around 10 minutes, the English in this movie is so fake LOL.. Hollyshit, this is funny!

The men Mrs. J sent all dead, and now the heroine have superpowers..

We see our villainess again around 22 minutes, and the fake English too LOL, every scene she's in is absolutely amazing..

This whole movie feel like a commercial of Bianca de la Garza, it goes like this, do anything with the scene with the heroes, then when Mrs. J is onscreen they go like "Now let's focus, people would only watch the movie for her" LOL..

We see Mrs. J again around 30 minutes, she sent "Ninja Killer", "Kali's team" and "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Killer" after the heroine, the movie isn't trying to be serious, it's more fun than I remember.

Every scene with Mrs. J is a comedy gold..

The heroine defeated the Ninja.. Aren't they supposed to be "Ninja Killers" since they are more than one, or is it the translation? Anyway, she defeated them, after they attacked the heroine in the middle of the day, that's what happen when Mrs. J go cheap on hiring stealthy killer Ninjas, but I guess she expected it since she put them on a queue, she never expected them to succeed LOL..

Around 44 minutes, the actress washing "the blood" in the river, and it doesn't go away, like, yeah, because it's a paint, and paint doesn't come out easily with water LOL..

Now she meets "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Killer"?

The fight scenes in this movie look like shit, but the absurdity of it as a whole make it fun..

This is so bad, and so funny, Mrs. J appears again around 48 minutes, with the fakest laugh and the fakest dialog, and I love it..

We see Mrs. J around 53 minutes, she just appear for 20 seconds with new outfit and that's it, she basically don't do anything, expect from time to time sending her men, she's like the loading screen between every level in a video game LOL..

I remember this scene with the cage, I can't remember how the hero came out, so, it must be stupid as expected, maybe some of them died, I really don't remember..

I don't who the rest of the characters in the movie are, all I remember the heroine and the villainess, anything isn't related to the villainess is automatically blocked.

We see the villainess around 1 hour mark..

 The movie is really misusing the epiphany the heroine gets to have super strengthen, it happened like 3 times at least till now, she always overpowered, then get the epiphany, and get superpower..

Mrs. J is part of the heroine's epiphany tho, and she's hilarious, I wouldn't even ask how something she never saw ended up in her epiphany!

Mrs. J is the most hilarious villainess I've seen in my life..

Mrs. J's right hand man died, and I laughed, I don't know how to describe this movie, it's absurd in a good way.

A hero also died afterwards and before he died he started to explain why is he dying, LOL..

Yeah, so I was right, a multiple people in the cage, so now both the heroes ended up in it..

I think the final confrontation starts around 1 hour 12 minutes, as I remember, the fighting looked awful, as all the fight scenes in the movie LOL, except when she was handling Mrs. J thugs, it was kind of interesting.  

Bianca de la Garza is absolutely stunning in this movie, but if you are going to watch this movie for comedy, you will enjoy it, if you are watching it for action, then it's not so good when it comes to such aspect..

Favorite Quotes 

"Mrs. J: Yes, Finally, this is the Mulan Angels’ power, unlimited energy, ultimate strength, finally I have activated Mulan Angels’ power"

In 1992 movie Fun and Fury. Actress Kim Penn plays as villainess Blonde Killer. Watching a Chinese movie from the 90s because there's nothing new to watch.. The intro of the movie feels as an old 90s toy commercial, I don't know how they look, but that's how Imagine them to be LOL..

This fight around 12 minutes was so good..

That's interested, the one the hero met after snatching his wallet, became a main character in the movie..

This movie feels like soap-opera, Chinese soap-opera from early 90s still something interesting to watch..

This is insane, I finished 25 minutes, and I don't remember the names of any character or what is going on, till now nothing is happening, except the dancing, that was hot.

So the movie is aiming at having a story similar to Aladdin, the poor guy who is in love with a rich girl with a powerful father, and to be clear, this story is thousands of years old, Disney just took it and sanitized it, Herodotus mentioned it in his book as an old Egyptian story..

Basically the story is about a pharaoh who accumulated a vast fortune in gold and silver, stored in a specially built chamber with a massive, well-guarded door. One day he noticed his treasure was decreasing, yet the door and its locks showed no sign of being opened. so, the pharaoh set a large mechanical trap.

The next time the thieves came, one of the brothers was caught in it. Realizing he couldn't escape, he begged his brother to cut off his head so the living one could avoid being identified.

The brother did so and brought the head home to their mother.

The pharaoh, found the headless body, ordered soldiers to display the corpse on a wall and arrest anyone who came to mourn it.

The thief's mother, under threat of revealing everything if her son didn't act, sent the living brother to retrieve the body. He got the guards drunk and stole his brother's body away, then insulted them by shaving off half their beards.

Finally, the pharaoh ordered his own daughter to work in a brothel, instructing her to sweet-talk every client into confessing his most wicked and clever deed.

The thief, suspecting a trap, visited her but brought with him the right arm of his dead brother.

When the princess asked about his greatest crimes, he confessed to cutting off his brother's head and stealing the body. When she lunged to grab him, he released the dead arm into her hands and fled into the darkness, leaving her clutching a severed limb.

Deeply impressed, the pharaoh issued a proclamation offering the thief a full pardon and a great reward if he came forward. The thief did, and the pharaoh, considering him to be the most knowing of all men, gave him his daughter in marriage.

That's the original story of Aladdin, not only the story of Aladdin is built on this extremely old Egyptian story, but also many other stories were influenced by it, like Titanic, with the hero isn't exactly a hero, but also someone from lower class but charmed the princess, Robbie Turner in Atonement.. These stories and characters are timeless, and yeah, he was absolutely a villain..

Anyway, the problem with trying to make a story like the story of Rhampsinitus and the Clever Thief, is the movie made the thief a cop, and made her father influential shady rich man with at least connections with the mob..

I can't believe I'm watching Chinese soap opera, I watched a lot of soap operas, some of them I actually enjoyed, but I'm used to watch them as TV shows, not a movie, this feel like a soap opera episode..

We first see Kim Penn around 58 minutes, like WTF?! Kim Penn in this movie for me to watch it more than three decades later from when it was released, without her, there's zero chance I would watch it, it would be made, forgotten, and no one would even know it existed..

We get a great fight scene around 1 hour 3 minutes..

I don't get it, for 1 hour the movie is anything but action movie, then you hit the 1 hour mark, and now we get the great action scenes! Like, it doesn't even try to build towards them, it's like the decision was made later to turn it into something else..

We see Blonde Killer again around 1 hour 9 minutes, and she delivers lines, it's really interesting hearing Kim Penn speaking Chinese..

Around 1 hour 13 minutes, we get a little action from Blonde Killer, extremely short unfortunately..

Around 1 hour 15 minutes, Blonde Killer appears again, basically the heroine of the movie is a mob boss now? And the hero is a cop! LOL! Kim Penn is so cool, one of the greatest of all time, I missed when I had actors I like..

I love the villains in this movie, they keep making evil laughs, I love this shit..

Blonde Killer's confrontation starts around 1 hour 29 minutes..

The movie needed to have 20 minutes less, it's a decent action movie, but as I said, it felt like there's a soap opera episode inside it, yet by the second half it became a great action movie. 

Interviewing Sybil Danning is insane, it's like speaking to a goddess..

Around 2 minutes she says I'm always very happy that my fans want to see me again, when was the last time you heard a Hollywood star saying "I'm happy that my fans want to see my again", the only reason that I care about Hollywood are actors like Sybil Danning, I don't care about stars, I don't care for those who play the heroes, me myself, I don't like to be portrayed as hero, I don't find them related, I find them artistically restrictive characters, the last thing I want to see in the world of freedom and no restriction, I love villains, I love actors who play villains and want the whole world to appreciate them more..

Damn, she's making movies since 1968, isn't that crazy, isn't she supposed to be the greatest actress in the world? Do you know how insane to make interview with an actress like her? 

Around 12 minutes the interviewer asks her about how she managed to play all these roles and she said, "I was having fun, I wasn't just doing it for the money", compare that to how modern actors and directors say, and know that great actors like Sybil Danning are underappreciated...

Why great actors like Sybil Danning isn't interviewed in big Youtube channels? 

Around 15 minutes Sybil Danning saying that she basically refused to play the heroine of the movie, and preferred to play a smaller role with less money because her fans would love it more, tell, when was the last time you heard a Hollywood actor that say he choose his fans over more money?

Around 25 minutes, Sybil Danning talking about very interesting behind the scenes stories about Howling II..

Just finished the interview, we love you too, Sybil Danning 💗💗💗.

In 1985 movie Howling II. Actress Sybil Danning and Marsha Hunt plays as villainess Stirba and Mariana.

This is a movie I watch for the first time, for Sybil Danning, I hope it's fun...

The movie starts with what I think an introduction of our villainess? Like Stefan played by Christopher Lee saying "The inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with her blood." Like is he talking about Sekhmet or Jesus Christ? Because Jesus is the reverse of Sekhmet artistically, Sekhmet the one that was thirsty for human blood, and was offered wine to trick her, while Jesus offered his blood to humans, Sekhmet was sent to punish humans, Jesus was sent to save them, Jesus Christ is The Great Sphinx, the reverse and the opposite of Sekhmet, he is the guardian of the dead, like The Sphinx was for the pharaohs, so he was basically the manifestation of Sekhmet and her reverse in the other life, Christianity rejected the worldly gods, the goddess of science, art, and music, and only kept The Heavenly Father, Yeah, the sun circle around both the head of Jesus Christ and Sekhmet isn't a random coincidence, In my opinion it's possible that Christianity evolved from such philosophy, basically, if Sekhmet is the worldly goddess and her reverse is the heavenly god, maybe we should reject the worldly goddess and disobey her in order to please the heavenly god, which resulted in the idea of Satan, the idea that humans should either suffer in the worldly realm or suffer in the heavenly realm, which explain monasticism..

The acting in this movie is so funny, minutes ago, you have Christopher Lee, a very serious actor with a very serious performance, then just after him the movie go to the night club when someone says "Hey, what's with you, man? Can't you see she's a lady?" in the most fake way possible.. 

Around 9 minutes mark, Mariana took a group of people, and holy shit, that was bloody, and the practical effects are insane, the concept of werewolves in this movie is basically like vampires, only they can be in the light..

Watching movies from the 80s is insane, you are watching something took place 40 years ago, it's like travelling in time, it's priceless, especially if it's a good movie, you have never seen..

Watching the movie around 15 minutes thinking that Christopher Lee will break the fourth wall and look to me seriously saying "I know I'm too good for this movie" LOL..

Poor Erle died around 25 minutes..

We see Mariana around 28 minutes, and it's insane, You basically just saw brutally devouring multiple people, and she looks absolutely gorgeous, should you love her or hate her, run away from her or towards her, a character with godly power, the eye of Ra, you both attracted to her and repulsed by her, the way earth attracted and repulsed to the sun..    

The villains started their evil rituals around 32 minutes, this is a well-made scene, the scene contain frames with Saturn Devouring His Son painting, this is extremely artistic..

We then see the gorgeous Stirba around 33 minutes..

This scene is so beautiful I'm gonna cry, the way she undress her robe to show how beautiful she is, is like a butterfly coming out from chrysalis, to show that she got another life and rebirth.. 

You basically are watching Stirba a very hot scene with Mariana then suddenly the scene is cut and you see Stefan in front of you, with his seriousness, it give you "Your father entered the room as you are watching the scene", that's a great jump scare LOL!!

Stefan would be a great comedy character, it can inspire a great comedy characters on the like of Dr. Rumack in Airplane!

It's hard to decide which Sybil Danning's movie I like more is it Hercules or this one, because I'm having fun watching both and the two are completely different characters..

We see Stirba again around 48 minutes having some werewolfy fun..

We see her again around 52 minutes with this insanely attractive outfit, the way she sits on the chair elegantly is very interesting..

 I don't know, if a 10 thousand year old goddess exist in real life, I would probably worship her, I would absolutely worship Stirba if she actually existed, if not because she's so gorgeous, she probably more trustworthy to follow from billions of people who don't have as much knowledge of the world as her..

Around 56 minutes Mariana said "Let me kill him" and I burst out laughing..

I love Sybil Danning, whenever she plays a villainess, she's always awesome and I love this movie..

Around 1 hour, a petty villain was assaulting a poor girl, and Stirba kind of saved her, and maybe her men ate him, then she uses her to lure the hero..

The werewolves having another wild party around 1 hour 8 minutes, and the heroes are gonna ruin it now LOL..

There's absolutely no woman in the world as beautiful as Stirba, I would do anything to be with her.. How come someone watch this movie and give it anything but 10/10 score, like, have you seen anyone as beautiful as Stirba?!

It's like when Nizar Qabbani was expressing his love and the contradictory nature of love, he was describing her when he said:

"I hate her... and yet I long for her.

And I love my hatred for her..

I love the malice in her eyes, and the falsehood in her words.

Her eyes, like a wolf's, are deceitful.

The devil has taken up residence in her pupils,

And lust has extinguished her reason.

If she hugs me, she breaks my ribs,

And pour her venom upon my mouth."

what the poet is describing here is so being in love that the word love can't describe the intensity of the feeling, that's why he trying to describe his lover as a villainess that whenever she hugs him, he became helpless as if ribs became broken and losing every ability on resistance, and that's how Stirba, you know she's a villainess, you know you should hate her, but because how gorgeous she is, the mixture of feelings of attraction and repulsion create a higher intense feeling of not just being attracted to her, you are passionate about her, that you would even die to be with her, that's how great such character is..

The practical effects around 1 hour 18 minutes is insanely good, I don't care if it looks like a dummy, but I would prefer this every time over CGI..

I think the final confrontation around 1 hour 20 minutes..

Stirba says "Finally, we met again", if I were there all I would be thinking about "I'm so in love with you, I would be a werewolf to be with you" LOL..

There are some awesome 80s movies, that was fun..

I consider being able to like villains is the ultimate measurement of any free society, and also that characters like Stirba is the highest form of art, and without it, you are headed towards a dark age, where not only art, but science and religious freedom become at risk as well in a multicultural society which Egypt was, and it sustained a system that lasted for thousands of years, till Christianity came and it turned it into a lifeless empire that can only run by coercion, which ended with it imploding under the unsolved contradictions, villains also important to replace the unsolved contradictions only in a fictional space not a real one, that's what escapism is, replacing the real contradictions the empires faced historically with fictional contradictions, and even the leaders can share their followers such fictional contradictions, this can't be replaced with AI, I never experienced any contradictions with anything made with AI, and even when using the AI to create stories, you will never experience a contradiction with a story made..

Why this movie isn't one of the greatest movies of all time? And why Sybil Danning isn't the greatest actress of all time? It's full of contradictions and still being able to achieve escapism and immersion, the contradiction that the hero isn't like Rambo so you automatically admire, the villainess is insanely beautiful, the contradiction between the seriousness Christopher Lee and the absurdity of some other scenes, it's very rare to find movie like that, let alone how it basically an early movie towards the vampire genre, it also has some elements that led to Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn, so I don't care, Sybil Danning is one of the greatest actresses of all time.

Let me tell another thing about how great this movie is, you have multiple villains, Mariana and Vlad, who once they met put their medals together as if they are in love, then ended in love afterwards, you have Stirba, who is absolutely breathtaking, you also feel bad for Erle, only one villain doesn't have contradictions, and it's Tondo, Tondo's character is made, and a character that have no contradictions is always be a character you end up hating or at least have apathy towards it, you would never want to watch this character again, it's one of the worst characters ever..

There are two things that I wouldn't trade them with any other hobbies, movies and reading, not into games, if I ever played a game, it would be probably chess, other than that, it's very rare for me to play a game, movies for me are unreplaceable, movies with mythology, villains and escapism are absolutely awesome.. I don't know how to watch a movie if not for the villains, maybe if it's comedy, maybe if I would watch something tragic and very dark, then it's the reverse of a villainess, Frankenstein, just below that if an actress played a villainess then had her own movie, because I would want to see her on screen for the longest time possible, and that would make me want to watch a movie starring her, even if I wouldn't watch the movie otherwise..

In web series The Sandra West Diaries season 1 episode titled Silencers and Mini Skirts aired 2016. Actresses Rachel Farrow, Maria Leicy and Vanessa Suarez play as villains Vivian Ventura, Bromide and Honey Walker.

I think this is the first time for me to watch Superseven / Sandra West videos, the video felt inspired from the 60s movies, which I rarely watch, and I'm very ignorant about the 60s pop-culture..

When checking the channel I watched this video of actress Olivia Dunkley talking about the horrible news that Robert Griffith, the creator of the series sadly left our world 💔💔💔, I only know about it now..

So, I hope it's fun to watch, and let's start with the first episode of The Sandra West Diaries..

Ok, this episode they basically use nothing when someone is shot, they just act like it, which is really cool, I hate when they use bad CGI in modern movies, it feels like someone is scratching the video, as if someone grabbed a pen and went wrote on top of the video, it looks stupid and annoying..

Ok, the fight scenes actually looks better than most of what I watch from modern movies, It's so obvious Sandra West is hitting the air, but at least she can act and move as she's fighting, like, the acting is good actually, they episode focus on what they got not what they lack, and what they got that they can act, and in the end, it's fun, it doesn't try too hard to be something it isn't, I will probably watch an episode every week or so and will update it here..

Maybe 60s movies aren't bad after all..

 Anyway, you can watch the entire episode here.. 

Let's start watching the second episode of Sandra West's adventure by the amazing Olivia Dunkley, and play episode 2 Bullets Don't Argue..

This is so hilarious, the episode starts with a gigantic ape..

 Sandra West went to Mexico and it's not yellow, when this episode was they never did that in movies or TV shows..

This episode reveals that Sandra West used to work for a villainess called Sue Muru and the league of assassins.. And it seems there's a flash back from Super Seven series..

I think we see the villainess of the episode Honey Walker played by Vanessa Suarez..

That was a good episode, and Honey Walker was absolutely stunning..

You can watch the whole episode here. 

Now with episode 3 Pity About the Dress..

After watching Agent Joe Walker, this series actually became more interesting, because I now know the theme behind it..

Sandra West is so cool..

I think the villainess of this episode is Sandra Lustenberg played by Nisa Wong..

There isn't much action till episode 6 Tools of the Trade.. 

The villainess of this episode is Agent Bromide played by Maria Leicy.. God, she's so beautiful. Agent Bromide appears around 3 minutes mark. I wish if she had more screen time or played other episode, she's insanely beautiful, we never see someone as beautiful in movies nowadays, which sucks..

You can watch the whole episode here.