Actress Name : Gisela Hahn
Character Name : Stella
Year : 1966


In 1966 movie Agent Joe Walker: Operation Far East. Actress Gisela Hahn plays as villainess Stella. How good a 60s movie can be? My expectations are very low, but if I really like it, I will probably watch more from this decade and the decade before and after it..

This is so unfair, hearing the way they talk and how everything look in the movie so different is entertaining in its own..

I guess we first see the villains around 26 minutes, when they found a mole in their evil organization and swiftly punished him..

The actors in this movie sound like IELTS lessons..

Around 35 minutes our villainess Stella and her henchmen kill the poor Lapore..

I'm having fun watching this movie but not the way I usually do, my whole attention on how things look so different, it's like using a time machine, I barely pay attention to the characters as much as I do to everything around them..

We see our villains around 54 minutes..

The final confrontation starts around 1 hour 18 minutes..

That was really interesting, watching a movie from the 60s is so different, it's not like watching any other movie, everything looks unique, everyone talks differently, even the fighting scenes looks from anything from the 90s or how modern fights are, it was without doubt entertaining, I will probably watch more 60s movies in the future, the only villainess that I found her name was Stella, there's so many female villains, but the most active were Joanna and Dianna, and the actresses' names aren't mention anywhere.



















 

Gisela Hahn as evil babe Stella in Agent Joe Walker: Operation Far East

Movie Name : Cicak-Man 2: Planet Hitam
Actress Name : Tamara Blezinski
Charterer Name : Rama
Movie Year : 2008

 
 In 2008 movie Cicak-Man 2: Planet Hitam, actress Tamara Blezinski plays as villainess Rama.
Our villainess appear at the start of the movie, and had a great fight scene, it's not clear what was the fighting about, god, I love her laugh, it's hilarious, evil laughs are the best..

We see our villainess again around 15 minutes mark, She went into a meeting of very powerful people I guess, and we were introduced to the main villain Professor Klon played by Aznil Hj Nawawi..

Professor Klon is very interesting character, his plans is to contaminate water water in order to sell water purifiers, if you think deeper about the character, that's actually how capitalism works, manufacturing and causing scarcity is often rewarding under the system.. Villains are all about contradictions, the way contradictions play under capitalism is this, the initial goal of capitalism is to meeting the demand, but what happened when you meet the demand, and it works great, for a while, till you reach your goal, for example, if you have a company working as arms manufacturer, the initial idea of having them is to defend a nation, but what happen if such company, actually gave every nation what they need to defend themselves, here where the contradiction comes, such company will go out of business, because even tho your goal is to meet the demand due to scarcity, actually meeting the demand is your biggest nightmare, because now their is no demand for what you are supplying, the same thing goes for housing, you need to meet the demand of housing more people, but what if you already meet the demand and built enough houses to everyone, then you have to choices, to create scarcity, and don't provide housing for everyone, or maybe creating arbitrary regulations that require these houses to be demolished, and rebuilding it, one of the funniest and most ridiculous aspect of the capitalist system is this, initially capitalism justified its system based on protecting private ownership, but we reached a point of abundance, so in order for capitalism to keep functioning, it has to abolish private ownership, that's why everything became a subscription, in order to sustain continuous demand, even if the price for that is abolishing taking away the people rights to own things, there are so many ills of capitalism that are deliberately omitted, like I said here when I talked about Why villains laugh, even tho villains are more powerful and more capable of defeating heroes, but they deliberately fail, just like capitalism, capitalism deliberately prevent itself from achieving the goals it claim to achieve on purpose, because achieving its goal would mean its own destruction like Joseph Schumpeter said "Capitalism is being killed by its achievements"and those who are on top of the pyramid know exactly how it works, and it doesn't work for you, but here's the good news, there's nothing you can do about it LOL!

Anyway, let's escape this bleak reality and keep watching the movie..

This is actually a very fun superhero movie, I wish it had bigger budget, it would be awesome, the vision behind it is really good, and you can see there's a heart behind it, not some data collection slop, it's not perfect in anyway, and it shouldn't be.
You know, I would actually watch a Hollywood superhero movie if they included Cicak-Man in it, it's so fun to watch..
We see our villainess again around 27 minutes..

Rama make evil laugh around 31 minutes, every time she laugh I laugh, it's hilarious, Tamara Blezinski is the greatest actress in the history of humanity.. 

We finally see our villainess again around 49 minutes..

We see Professor Klon with his new costume around 1 hour 3 minutes, it looks so stupid, I was expecting something better..
We see Rama around 1 hour 19 minutes, when Cicak-Man tracked her thinking she killed his sister, yet I'm not sure she did since we only saw the building burning, she may took her as hostage..
 
Yeah, as expected..

We have a fight scene between Cicak-Man and Rama around 1 hour 25 minutes, and I have no idea why, but she was turned somehow to CGI! But at least they mis the CGI with the footage of the real actors..

The final fight soon follows it around 1 hour 28 minutes.. You can also all Rama compilation here.

God, I miss these movies, I wish more movies like these were made, and the evil laugh, I really love that..




















Tamara Blezinski as evil babe Rama in Cicak-Man 2: Planet Hitam

Movie Name : The Sanctuary
Actress Name : Patharawarin Timkul
Character Name : Selina
Year : 2009



In 2009 movie The Sanctuary. Actress Patharawarin Timkul plays as villainess Selina.
Watching Asian movie feels like breathing fresh air, you actually will be watching entertaining movie, which was the norm, but somehow, it became rare nowadays..
Ok, the movie starts with, I don't know, some colonialists being attacked by local armed men, like, are the colonialists the bad guys or the good guys!!
Another fight where I don't who are the people fighting each others, the problem with that it kind of break immersion, like, it works fine as a clip, people would just watching it as a wrestling video, so they wouldn't care about the context, when it comes to movies, you need to understand who are fighting who, so you care about what's going on and have immersive experience watching the movie..

The fighting scene is awesome anyway, and I will probably get the context later in the movie, I just wished if there was a preparation or anticipation for it..

I love the transparent glass visual around 11 minutes, I miss when filmmakers were always experimenting and trying..

This is the last movie Michael B. made, he doesn't even have a photo on his IMDB page..

Another great fight scene around 14 minutes, the stunt work is incredible, but there's no building to it, it's like he sold the artifacts and a group of goons went after him, I didn't get a basic conversation of the one looking for the artifacts ordering his men to get him or that he need to get rid of him to hide something, the movie just jumped to the stunt work, which was incredible, like I get it's action movie, people watch it for the action scene and stunts, I'm not asking it to turn it into a drama, but just a basic context to what's going on..

And he just died, I only know the guy's name now that he died, ok, RIP, PumKum..
We first see the stunning Selina around 19 minutes..
Thai language sound way beautiful than English, or maybe I was traumatized by modern Hollywood that every time I hear someone speaking English all I feel is disgust and disdain!!
I absolutely can't make myself watch a modern movie where the actors speaking English, the language sound horrible to me now, I can only watch movies I know was made before the followers of the moralistic realistic artist started destroying movies and TV shows..

Around 37 minutes, that was a fight that the movie was building towards, it worked on the characters to lead to it..

Gary played by Erik Markus Schuetz is really good villain of this movie..

 We finally see Selina again around 46 minutes, the heroes basically go after the villains, so the villains stopped their car, and the gorgeous villainess went out with her gun to stop them from going further..

Selina is absolutely breathtaking, it's unfair for the rest of humanity for someone to be this beautiful 😍😍😍😍.

Around 53 minutes the main villain, Patrick played by Russell Wong, sleeps with the villainess.. Wait a minute, I knew he looked familiar, Russell Wong also played the main villain in Romeo Must Die, of course he was on the movie's poster, what an amazing guy, he was basically the biggest name in the movie and played the main villain helping the movie to be more known and recognizable, you have to respect such great actor.. 
It's very rare nowadays to find that, it's extremely rare to find a famous actor that actually help to introduce people to unknown actor, you don't find this today, mostly with superstars they are egoistic, they can't stand criticism, they can't stand making new stars, and that's why we are in the sad state of entertainment..
Before saying anything, I love Jackie Chan, he's a legend, this man would be known in history books as one of the greatest people in human history, that being said, there are rumors that Rush Hour 4 being made, can Jackie Chan find someone talented enough to introduce them to the audience, and having Jackie as his father of a father-figure to him, and having some family dynamic, and still Jackie playing a big part of the movie while still giving enough space to the young actor that deserve a chance and need a push to be known to the wider audience? Because basically most superstars today started like that, Jean-Claude Van Damme got his big break playing Ivan Kraschinsky in No Retreat, No Surrender, Dolph Lundgren playing Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.. Now it seems that we don't have anyone standing out, we rarely get secondary character that people go "That character was fun to watch, I would watch this actor in movies to come", you don't have that, all you get plain forgettable characters, and even worse, movies that supposed to be good and attract large number of people in many times end disappointing, and people even don't watch something they were willing and wanting to watch to find it sanitized and tasteless, and not only effecting certain franchises, but a whole genre associated with such movies and destroy the expectation of getting a good movie even with stars who made great works, even with movie franchises with huge popularity, and eventually not a single industry would survive and bait and switch, manipulation, gas-lighting of the audiences will wear out, and people will just move on of what was once a form of art they used to enjoy one day..

       
Ok, did they just blew up an ancient priceless artifact to get the General around 58 minutes?  
 
I totally forgot, I was so into the movie I forgot that our villains face the heroes again around 1 hour 3 minutes, and chase the heroes with their car..

The last third of the movie is insanely good, it's like ending a meal with the most delicious bite to be left craving for more..

The final fight of our evil goddess starts around 1 hour 12 minutes..

WOW, that was fun, this movie had the potential to be a masterpiece if the conflict between the characters was made right, and it kind of ended the conflict around Gary by getting rid of the General and taking away the motive of his race against time to get the antidote, but as an action movie, it was awesome and fun time.  
You can watch the stunning Selina's compilation here..


 















 









 




 
 

Patharawarin Timkul as evil babe Selina in The Sanctuary

Movie Name : Transylvania Twist
Character Name : Patricia, Maxine, Laverne, and Betty Lou
Year : 1989


In 1989 movie Transylvania Twist. Actresses Monique Gabrielle, Toni Naples, Vinette Cecelia, and Brinke Stevens play as Patricia, Maxine, Laverne, and Betty Lou. 
Monique Gabrielle and Toni Naples in the same movie, this should be fun..

Patricia was basically being hunted down by famous 80s horror villains, but she was the one who was luring them and called them amateurs LOL..  

The movie had "Your ad here" joke in the credits intro..

Ten minutes in, and all I can say is, thank goodness for the 90s and 80s, that's why I stopped watching modern movies, they are awful, it takes an effort to watch them, it's insane that some people would watch something boring to pass time, like if I have to pass my time watching something boring, I will stare at my feet instead of watching a modern movie or TV show, and guess what, my feet is realistic, I don't have to make an effort to watch realism!

We go from comedy segment to a catchy song that is also fun to watch and listen to..

This is so awesome, I'm so thankful that I'm watching this movie, I can't believe that not many people know about this movie and weren't able to enjoy it..
We see the vampiress Betty Lou only scene in the movie around 30 minutes..
Unlike Monique Gabrielle and Toni Naples, Brinke Stevens have made many movies since this one, which is kind of cool..


We finally see the gorgeous vampires around 34 minutes.. 

Around 38 minutes, the vampires meet the heroes after the arrived to the castle..

Monique Gabrielle should've made more movies like this one, she's awesome..
I should watch more comedy movies from the 90s and 80s, this one is awesome, I doubt any comedy movie that was made in the last decade comes anything closer to that, the last actual modern comedy movie I watched and was actually a comedy movie was Vacation Friends, and I'm having more fun watching this one..

This is funny one, around 48 minutes the protagonist was changing in her room, and the music was playing, and she opened the closet to find Patricia the one playing it LOL..
 
 I swear if I have to choose between this movie and every movie Hollywood made in the last decade, and either everything they made gone for ever, I would choose this one in a heartbeat.


We see Patricia around 1 hour 5 minutes appearing to Victor Von Helsing's dream and eventually turning him into a vampire..
Then around 1 hour 11 minutes, she knocked out the hero, Dexter Ward..
It was hilarious that around 1 hour 13 minutes Von Helsing was feeling comfort being around Patricia, Maxine and Laverne after he was turned a vampire as well..


This is so cool, we get a song towards the end performed by our three gorgeous vampires around 1 hour 20 minutes..

That was wholesome, like, WOW, that's a movie..
 


Favorite Quotes 

"Patricia: Marissa, come forward, dear cousin. We want to give you a kiss. Yes, dear cousin. Come closer. I want to give you a big, wet, gooey one."

"Dexter: Von Helsing, you've got to stop him.

Von Helsing: There are several distinct advantages to being a vampire, dear boy."
























 

Monique Gabrielle, Toni Naples, Vinette Cecelia, and Brinke Stevens as evil babes Patricia, Maxine, Laverne, and Betty Lou in Transylvania Twist

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