Henchwomen Fight

In 2022 movie Skeleton General AKA 狄仁杰之骷髅将军. Actress Alice Zhang AKA 张鹏欣 plays as villainess Xia Hanshuang.

You know what's funny, I never watched The Crow 2024, and probably never will watch it, but I really love watching JLongbone review of it, and here's why, I don't expect morality police are capable of making anything good or remotely entertaining, and even if they are capable of that, they won't and would deliberately make movies less entertaining on purpose, so I basically don't care, on the other hand I find JLongbone reviews really fun to watch, I can watch hours of her reviews without getting bored, that's the only entertaining quality modern Hollywood has, giving youtubers the materials they need to make an actual artwork with actual artistic freedom, it's like making art piece out of trash, I think if you want entertainment from Hollywood, either you watch old stuff, or watch fun reviews, but believe me, as one who kept watching Hollywood for years, and even when it got extremely bad like in the last few years, it's not worth it, and if you really into lectures or religious ceremonies, It's better to watch lectures made by people who are professional in giving them, it will be still more fun that watching Hollywood, or attend your place of worship, at least their you would enjoy the company of a community, Hollywood isn't even good at that.

Anyway, let's check Skeleton General from.. The movie starts with a bride that was taken to the groom, yet when we see her she beat the shit out of the people in the place she ended in, I really love the fight, it really feel like Chinese opera style, it's so cool, also the music is so unique, same as the costumes.

We start to see our beloved villainess around 11 minute mark, she's so gorgeous, I love her so much, the poor minion was killed mercilessly by our evil queen. 

The heroes fought the evil skeletons, it started as a good fight, but the pace is off, it's like being cut in the middle of something, something felt missing and incomplete TBH.

Ok, the thing about the skeleton monster that it's too clean and seen too much, which make it feel kind of fake, same with other minor skeletons, if there are shadows to make you at least curious and hide the imperfection of the effects, it would be more believable, now, it's hard for you to believe it. So, the hero fight our villainess just after the skeletons attacked.

We have another nice fight between our villainess and the hero, after he decoded a map and ended up in a cave.

  The fight ended and our villainess manged to escape, then overheard that the prince she wanted to kill before, appeared again and she kind of fell in the trap of the heroes, then our villainess had her last fight that ended with the main skeleton guy being shot by a burning arrow, the fight isn't the best in the movie, the pace isn't so great, it's like a good fight, then cut, drama and tragedy, then a brief fight, then ending, like, whatever. TBH, the first fight is the best fight in the movie, it was really good.

This movie is a recommendation from Phil Rusty, I hope it's good, I haven't watched any western movie for months now, I think it's wrong to call them movies anyway, they are more like church service, and I think church service can have better stories to keep you interested, it's more like a church service only stories with every negative character being censored and every intersting story like Lazarus of Bethany erased for being too intersting, so watching a Chinese movie even it's old is a breath of fresh air.

Ok, the movie start with a zombie scene, something morality police would never make today.

The characters speak English, I once said I prefer watching actors in Chinese movies speaking their native tongue, because it really help giving a better performance and help the actors get better and better over time in movies, watching this movie now make me hate listening to actors speaking English, although I was raised watching and admiring Hollywood movies which got me better and better learning English, it's also Hollywood movie that make me now hate the language and prefer hearing actors speaking any other language in movies, funny, isn't it?

  Ok, we somehow aren't introduced to the names of the characters, I guess the first character is the heroine, then we go to another scene with another character stabbing a man in the neck during sex, I guess she's the villainess.

Ok, she's not a villainess, and they apparently write the names of the characters on screen, and it seems like the heroine assembling her team in order to do some dangerous mission, so it make sense that some of the team aren't exactly good and done bad stuff, but here's the crazy thing, when a western movie do that, they make villains good, imagine Hollywood making a movie about "a group of villains in a dangerous deadly mission", You watch the movie and non of them do bad stuff before joining the mission, which kind of meaningless, having villains fighting for justice or whatever BS is in itself bad, but not only that, if you think about it, non of them are actually villains who do bad stuff in the movie, like what the hell!!

So, then the team went to a cage fight to have another one to join their team and she was fighting a really fit dude, and she cheated and defeated him in the end of the fight.

Around 8 minute mark, one of the heroines is reading the bible as if it's a magazine, it's intersting that the choose the bible among all other books.

One of the things in the movie that everyone in the movie are women, yet every single one of them have their own character, like one who really care about how she looks, which fit her character as she uses her beauty to seduce people and kill them for money, and you also have the nerd that only care about nerdy stuff, you can now randomly watch any western show in the last few years, and every character especially female ones, look the same, act the same, think the same, walk the same, god, they are so soulless and inhumane.

The heroine reading the bible is actually devoted christian, she pray and do the cross thingy, I didn't expect that TBH.

    The heroes went killing a group of evil male guards, and what I think is, why it looked so fun to watch, why them eliminating the guards seems believable, while in western movies things seem very patronizing and so unbelievable, and there's a different between believable and realistic, for example, it's unrealistic for a man to stop a train with his hand to save people, it's unrealistic, and even if he could the train would probably split into, but within a movie, giving the character superpower, and then it became believable to do while still being unrealistic.

Around 25 minute we have armed drone, this is so cool since it's in 2016, I like the idea on who the drone make peeps and the hero have to run away in few seconds, it can be really utilized in movies and fight scenes.       

 It's only 1 hour movie, yet, I finished half of it and wasn't bored, lectured, or the actors told the audience that they hate them, can you imagine that? LOL!

We have a villainess, we only hear her voice, still we don't know who she is or if she's a part of the team.

Our gorgeous villainess Juki appears around 30 minute mark, she's so gorgeous I love her so much, and great to play a villainess, she fight the heroine, and she was defeated, I hope she had a second fight, she was my favorite character in the movie, I wish I saw her more 💔💔💔.

 Just after we lost our beloved villainess, we have another fight between the droned cars heroine and our villainess, Huya. Huya fight smart, which make sense since she also fight a heroine who is kind of engineer, so she set a wire trap for her, the heroine of course noticed and avoided it. The heroine name translated Rhino Horn, this is absolutely mistranslated, as you don't even her them say "Rhino Horn" so probably translated literally from a Chinese name.

I almost forgot about the zombie villainess, she appears around 40 minute mark, and we know that her name is Yinfeng.

 We have only one main male character in the movie, and he's evil, most men in the movie get so little screen time before being killed LOL.

Damn, he killed the heroine, that's really good, I thought all the heroine wouldn't lose a fight, It was nice that one of them did when unexpected, especially that she won the last fight.

   We have another villainess who betrayed the heroes called Skynet, that's probably not her original name in Chinese, but that's how it's translated, Skynet shot another heroine in the head, this movie is so fun to watch.

It turns out the male villains failed to kill the heroine and she actually took over the Tank he was driving and used it to save the day and defeated entire army of male villains.

This is amazing, the actors actually were fighting themselves, not stunt performers, which is so cool, maybe that's why I find their fight scenes makes sense, the movie is great if you are looking for a good action movie, I wish it was longer, but it was really fun to watch, that's a movie I will remember, but if I have to choose between watching this movie and 99% of Hollywood morality police lectures, I would absolutely watch this one, I had a really good time watching it, thank you, Phil Rusty 🌹🌹🌹.  

I couldn't find the names of the actors, I didn't even find the English name of the movie, if you have any idea please tell me so I can update the post and link their page if possible.

 

 In 2024 movie Get Fast. Actresses Fei Ren and Alisha-Marie Ahamed play as female villains Nushi and Ravi.

Let's check it out, hope it's fun, I don't know what's going on, we have Sly and Tank shooting a plane, and some guy called The Thief confront them. I won't call him The Thief it's either the hero or the protagonist, so the hero fall from the Helicopter from a high altitude and nothing happened to him, like I don't tend to take it too seriously, but at least he fall in a river or something, which is unbelievable that he land unharmed, but for him to just fall on land and walk as nothing ever happened!!

It's nice they write the names, because I wouldn't probably remember all of that, we are being introduced to Ravi and Don, who are apparently cops.

  Lou Diamond Phillips in this movie, this is so cool. 

We then see Nushi, the sister of Tank.

I guess all of them will fight over the money or something.

Nushi basically ordered The Cowboy to shoot the poor people he kidnapped.

Come on, Nushi, not Mrs. Murphy, she's an old lady, this is so cold, and then she killed her herself, god damn.

I love Nushi, she's my favorite character till now, but damn, her giving the order is different from doing it herself, she's so heartless and I love her 🥰🥰🥰.

  Now, I remember you, Fei Ren played a villainess before in Polar, this is so cool.

This movie is crazy, It's so fun.

The second villainess in this movie is Ravi played by Alisha-Marie Ahamed, Alisha apparently is in Alert: Missing Persons Unit, I watched the show, not all of it, but most of it, I love Dania Ramirez, my favorite characters of her in X-Men: The Last Stand and Heroes, I love the character Alisha is playing in this movie, like even if you didn't like the character of Ravi, at least you will remember her, because she's so gorgeous.

I finished half of the movie and I didn't get bored, isn't that great!!

I thought we lost our beloved villainess Ravi in explosion, I was frustrated that I won't see her again, she's just so gorgeous, I can look at her all day and never get bored, yet, she survived and we will see her gain, unfortunately she was hurt so bad, but it doesn't stop her from fighting for the most noble cause in the history of mankind, a bag full of cash, come on, Sly, tell her that you love her and she should get rest and you will get the money for her.

  Sly joined The Cowboy to chase the hero with the money, I hope he joined Ravi tho, I would've joined her.

Damn, Sly was shot by Ravi LOL, still, it would be better if he'd joined her, good bye, Sly, my favorite male character in the movie.

Nushi chased the hero with her helicopter, and the hero shot the helicopter and it went down, I hope she manged to jump, the hero did it before.

Ok, finished the movie, now I wish if she did went down with the helicopter, it was a lame ending, they made Ravi cry and being pathetic and shoot Nushi, like make all my favorite characters shoot each others and the one mange to survive, who survived a teaser and explosion, make her pathetic and hero look sorry towards her, like WTF, you make two great female villains and towards the end you ruin them, you could at least let Ravi drive away with the car with the money, instead of making her some sad broken character and Nushi being shot by Ravi is also stupid, she just survived a helicopter crash and being shot on the ground, like, she didn't go after the heroes, or even after the money if she didn't care about the heroes.

Overall, the movie is fun to watch, my three favorite characters are Sly, Nushi and Ravi, yet, I wish Sly teamed up with Ravi or Nushi in the final fight, which would be really cool.

 Thanks to alireza for recommending the great movie 🌹🌹🌹