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Movie Name : The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer

Actress Name : Dawn Wildsmith and Marya Gant

Character Name : Muffin and Warden Exene

Year : 1986

In 1986 movie The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer. Actresses Dawn Wildsmith and Marya Gant play as villainess Muffin and Warden Exene.

What the fuck I'm watching, LOL..

This movie is so funny..

We see Warden Exene for the first time around 15 minutes..

Are everyone in this movie villains except Taura?

Muffin appear around 20 minutes to pay a visit to the prison..

Those who made this movie are very creative with so little they got, and I love it. Dawn Wildsmith evil expressions are very entertaining..

We get a catfight around 32 minutes, then Muffin and Warden Exene intervened, every time Muffin talks I laugh..

They actually have a fight against monster around 37 minutes, and they are using practical effects, practical effects wins every single time, a low budget movie with practical effects from the 80s would always beat a big budget movie today with AI or CGI, even if not commercially, I'm watching a movie made 40 years ago, and it still hold due to using practical effects, a movie made 10 years ago depending solely on CGI would feel outdated if you watched it today..

The only active male villain in the movie appear around 50 minutes with robot arm, 80s movies were something else, I actually like that, you have a villain who has been defeated once, they appear again as a bigger challenge, you can't have the same challenge that the hero overcame twice, or it wouldn't be a challenge, that's what happen when you keep using the same character with the same power over and over again in the same TV show for example, you waterdown the character and the show..

Holly.. The Warden around 57 minutes 😍😍😍😍..

This movie is so silly, it's very comedic..

One of the prisoners around 1 hour 2 minutes was taken to solitary confinement for having drugs, like how, it's prison floating in space, how exactly someone brought it inside the prison! LOL!

Muffin final confrontation is around 1 hour 3 minutes..

The prisoners escape and the heroine confront Warden Exene around 1 hour 10 minutes, the Warden was knocked out, and then her actual final confrontation is around 1 hour 18 minutes.

This is a fun movie actually, comedy, action, villainess, and practical monsters, this movie was made 40 years ago, and I think I should thank modern movie for how much they suck that I had to watch this 80s movie..

Dawn Wildsmith and Marya Gant as evil babes Muffin and Warden Exene in The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer

Tag : 1986, action, comedy, Dawn Wildsmith, explosion, impaled, Marya Gant,

movie name : Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold
actress name : Cassandra Peterson
charterer name : Sorais
movie year : 1986

In 1986 movie Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold. Actress Cassandra Peterson plays as villainess Sorais. 1980s movie with a gorgeous villainess, this one should be fun.

The music in this movie is really good, in modern movies, the music is often sound like farts, or doesn't fit the action.

I never seen this movie before, so, what I like about it can't be nostalgia, but it looks good, like modern movies feels like it was filmed by a mobile camera, this one have a total different feeling of authenticity, also the costumes and the lighting, it just look beautiful.

Ok, WTF, isn't this movie is supposed to be in Africa, and somehow the market in the movie is full of people dressed as Arabs, like what's next, some penguins lost in the jungle!!

The level of talent in this movie, the lighting, like that's how movies should look like, not like the modern CGI generated mass-produced clones.

Around 30 minutes, the effects in this movie are amazing, it's so awesome.. Like imagine, in what 40 years, we went from this to modern AI-compatible Hollywood trash!!

Around 38 minutes, The hero was hit by a spear and I laughed, like the actor with holding it with his hands to keep it from falling LOL.

But plot twist, he was wearing a shirt that can bend metal or some shit, and the hero went like "They are saying I'm the devil", well, the way I heard it, they were saying "Retard" repeatedly, they just have an accent, dude!!

The effects in this movie is between looks amazing even today, and looked really good for its time.

Using practical effects for the monsters in the cave around 50 minutes is just amazing, I love it.

The movie is from the 80s, and it's obviously a colonial propaganda of the time, and the way they portray Arabs just prove my point, so, yeah, the movie aged like milk on that regard, doesn't mean it can't be fun, till now the parts I enjoyed the most are the practical effects, they are awesome in the movie.

One hour in and still we didn't see our gorgeous villainess which is unfortunate, she should've played a main role in the movie early on. Shortly after the heroes reach the city of gold, we see our stunning villainess, and apparently, the main villain can turn everything into gold by putting it in a gold water or something, his evil laugh around 1 hour 7 minutes was fun.

We see our villainess once more around 1 hour 9 minutes when she and Agon convince Swarma of betraying the heroes, exploiting his greed and love for gold, personally, I would sell out the heroes in a second just to win Sorais over 😍😍😍.

Our villainess last fight starts around 1 hour 33 minutes..

Now, what I love and hate about the movie, let's start with what I hate.

I said the movie is obviously a colonialist propaganda, like the moral superior colonist fighting the morally inferior, so, while the movie show Agon and Sorais as resourceful, powerful, compelling villains, who despite how primitive their world is, they manged to be on top, and find out a way to challenge the hero who has more advanced tech, on the other hand, with the native people, they lack any individualism, they are either too dumb, so incapable, and basically lost their agency and can be easily used, tricked and exploited. It's different from Legionnaire, that even that the movie also have a collective villains but towards the end not only they were capable villains, they also manged to defeat the hero, and more importantly they kind of showing a different morals that would even can be considered superior to the heroes morals, they basically said "You fought us with courage, and we admired that, so we will spare you" and such moral code wouldn't be even applied if the hero was in their place, so that's how different the two movies are, so basically in Legionnaire, they were resourceful, charismatic, powerful and capable, that's the difference.

Other thing I didn't like is how the main villains were basically absent for most of the movie, our villainess rarely said anything in the entire movie, it felt like the movie needed more time, or be in two parts, or be more like a TV series, it just felt like watching two halfs of two movies.

Now what I loved about the movie, the villainess of course, and the practical effects, the camera work, and the music, they were awesome, the movie also looks great, you can see an artist behind it.

It's a fun movie yet it feels incomplete, it would be better if it ended with them reaching the city of gold after suffering in their adventure to finally reach their destination then make another movie with the second part.

Sadly, the actor Henry Silva the one playing the main villain and also Gary Nelson the director of the movie just passed away thank you both, we miss you and love you 💔💔💔.

Cassandra Peterson as evil babe Sorais in Allan Quatermain and The Lost City of Gold

Tag : 1986, Cassandra Peterson, falling, Fantasy,

Movie Name : Armed Response

Actress Name : Laurene Landon

Character Name : Deborah

Year : 1986

In 1986 movie Armed Response. Actress Laurene Landon plays as villainess Deborah. Ok, a really good start, it's nice to watch a movie when movies used to be made by artists, like the intro keep you curious of what is going to happen.

The hero basically was tasked to deliver a suitcase full of cash to a couple of thieves who stole a priceless statue, one of them was our gorgeous villainess, so, they met in the desert, things went south, and Deborah was shot multiple times, yet towards the end of the movie, she appeared again, but the main confrontation is around 20 minutes. The movie have two versions on Youtube, a lower quality version with English sound track, and a higher quality dubbed version.

Laurene Landon as evil babe Deborah in Armed Response

Tag : 1986, Laurene Landon,

Movie Name : Armour of God AKA Lung hing foo dai

Actress Name : Marcia Chisholm, Linda Denley, Stephanie Evans, Alicia Shonte and Vivian Wickliffe

Character Name : Amazon Fighters

Year : 1986

In 1986 movie Armour of God AKA Lung hing foo dai. Actresses Marcia Chisholm, Linda Denley, Stephanie Evans, Alicia Shonte and Vivian Wickliffe play as female villains.

Ok, one of the old classic of the action movies legend, Jackie Chan, I have memories with this movie as a kid, because I remember watching it with my friends in an internet cafe as a kid. I basically can't remember anything about it, or even the story. So, it's kind of watching it for the first time.

So basically Jackie went to some isolated tribe that was about to sacrifice a nude babe in a religious ritual.

He's only there to steal the sword, which is like a sacred artifact.. Damn, Jackie actually use a stunt-double, I watched this video of Rantoni talking about how Jackie Chan is using a stunt double, and it's actually obvious in this movie, as the one jumping and catching the tree isn't Jackie. It's not like a problem, like it's normal that he use stunt doubles in some scenes, and do other scenes for himself, it's just after watching the video, now I see it.

Cool, we have an evil cult leader, I remember that.. Damn this guy eyebrows, I don't know about the eyebrows thing, does it have a religious meaning? Is it indicator of a higher level of spirituality!! Or is it just a coincidence?

So, the cult followers killed dozens of people in order to kidnap Jackie's girlfriend.. Ok.

So, they basically shot everyone, then some journalist went to take photos of the victim to one of the cult followers go back and shoot him LOL.

The cult followers kidnapped Jackie's girlfriend in order to make him get them The Armor Of God, which kind of doesn't make sense to me, like, wasn't god ended up crucified, doesn't seem working, isn't it!! Like imagine the only review on the product is that "I just used it, I'm writing my review now nailed on the cross, it doesn't do shit!", and the comment repeated three times.. Like, the only way this makes sense to me is if the main villain gonna sent it as a gift to someone he really hates!!

Anyway, let's keep watching, WOW, this movie was filmed in Yugoslavia!! The movie also have a historical significance, now, I enjoy it more.

So, they kidnapped Jackie's friend fiancee not Jackie's girlfriend, whatever..

Finally some action scene around 30 minutes time mark, I can't believe this movie was made like 40 years ago, it look so cool and the car chasing scenes is really amazing for its time, and stand out today.

The stunts in this movie are crazy, with the music, I can't look away.

The cult in the movie are Satanists, which is really cool, I thought they would be like christian zealots, but they are actually Satanists, best cult ever *With Emilia Clarke voice.

So, they trick men to join the cult by promising them women, LOL, if that's true, half of humanity would've joined it.

The heroes found Laura, the one being kidnapped by the cult, and played by the beautiful Rosamund Kwan, but they don't know that she was brainwashed by the cult in order to use her to get the Armor Of GOD..

Laura drugged Jackie's friend in order for the cult get him both, which make zero sense, as the cult let them go, and could easily prevent them from running away they were even watching them going away.

All I can say the landscapes in this movie are amazing, like the mountains and the caves just look really cool.

This is the best part of the movie, the escape and the fight scenes, like, I love this part so much, with Jackie unique and funny fight style, especially when he's overpowered.

I really miss these movies, I get that stunt work Jackie used to do could be dangerous today that it may never be made, but at least with the safer ones to get fight scenes that made in a smart way and professionally choreographed would be cool.

BTW, the scene I said it was made by a stunt double, in the credits in the end of the movie they showed that Jackie actually tried to do the stunt by himself and felt and was injured badly, so, they probably used a stunt double to film the shot, but he was probably doing at least most of his stunt work, so, respect, we love you, Jackie.. And of course, we love our Amazon queens ❤❤❤.

Marcia Chisholm, Linda Denley, Stephanie Evans, Alicia Shonte and Vivian Wickliffe as Amazon Fighters in Armour of God

Tag : 1986, Alicia Shonte, knocked out, Linda Denley, Marcia Chisholm, Stephanie Evans, Vivian Wickliffe,

Movie Name : Righting Wrongs AKA Zhi fa xian feng

Actress Name : Karen Sheperd

Character Name : Karen

Year : 1986

In 1986 movie Righting Wrongs AKA Zhi fa xian feng. Actress Karen Sheperd plays as villainess Karen.

Karen Sheperd as evil babe Karen in Righting Wrongs AKA Zhi fa xian feng

Tag : 1986, falling, Karen Sheperd,

movie name : Dreamaniac
actress name : Sylvia Summers
character name : Lily
year : 1986

In 1986 movie Dreamaniac. actress Sylvia Summers plays as villainess Lily. The villainess eat a lot of dicks for sure, I mean, literally, but The thing that caught my attention the most about this movie is: who kiss like that!!