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Movie Name : Mossad
Actress Name : Adi Himelbloy
Character Name : Sharon Sattelberg AKA Mujidra Markuk
Year : 2019


In 2019 movie Mossad. Actress Adi Himelbloy plays as villainess Sharon Sattelberg AKA Mujidra Markuk.

Can't say I watched a lot of Israeli movies and movies, but I watched some that are really good and highly recommend, for example Arab Labor, which is Arab Israeli show about Amjad, the Arab dude who is more Israeli than many Israelis, which is really fun, and I know how authentic the show is because I was once chatting on some website of people helping other people learning new language, and it was with an Arab 48 guy, and he was like, "I want you to help me learn English, in exchange, I will help you learn Hebrew", and he confirmed to me that most Arab 48 do speak dual language, Arabic and Hebrew, the show is also so funny, there are so many episodes on Youtube, unfortunately there isn't English translation.

You also have You Don't Mess with the Zohan, which is also so fun to watch, and I loved John Turturro playing Phantom AKA shabah LOL, as I said, I don't know many but these two I really liked, and with this one having David Zucker as a writer, I'm sure I'm gonna like it, I only decided to check it out after my post on Youtube, and watching his interview

So, let's start watching the movie, Ok, the movie starts with mocking James Bond intro scene, then we have a villain, Iranian, I guess!!

Now I see David Zucker, like we have a spy van with the word "SPYICY" painted on it, and when the door of the van open, it says "SPY"..

Ok, they are in Tunisia and portraying Tunisia as if it's a village in the desert while in fact, Tunisia is like one of the most developed countries in Africa, and probably its cities more developed than many cities in Europe, but whatever, as long as they give us good movie, I'd let it go.

Ok, I really like this movie, it's not like a big budget Hollywood movie like You Don't Mess with the Zohan, but it's so fucking free, like how he use the subtitle litters to kill people, then hide under the screen in the black edges, that's creativity, something I would never see today from Hollywood under thought police, it's so good.

LOL, the hero extracted the wrong guy, and left the hostage behind him, and then his target died by falling the helicopter, this fucking absurd, I really like it, because, fuck realism, no one watch movies to be stuck in realism, realism sucks.

I love the intro song, speaking about things, here are some of the Israeli songs I recommend if you are interested, shalom aleichemAll Is One and Sapari, it's also for me in case I wanted to listen to them later, I can easily find them here.

 Honestly I think they picked Tunisia as the place of the operation to keep the movie away from any realistic events and keep it as work of fantasy, which is a wise choice, Chinese movies do something similar except by using a name of made-up country to have more freedom when it comes to storytelling, which is also a good choice, thanks to Hollywood lack of both wisdom and freedom, they don't have to do any of that!

We see our villainess for the first time around 16 minute time mark, and I'm so in love with her, god, I would die for her 😍😍😍.

Ok, around 21 minute mark, the heroes stops a car to go after the bad guys, and Guy Moran, the main hero, go like "We have to take your car" and the poor driver was like "Ok", then his partner knocked him down LOL, this will never be allowed under Hollywood thought police.

Sharon is so gorgeous, I would die for her ❤❤❤❤.

You can see David Zucker style in this movie, especially when the bridge is about to fall, and the tattoo guy is trying to finish his work, it's not The Naked Gun and it was never meant to be, yet, you can see the soul behind it, you can see it as The Naked Gun on a budget, this movie cost 1,250,000$ to make, the reboot of The Naked Gun would probably cost hundred times more, yet, I bet this movie would still be better, with a very small budget, and let's not kid ourselves, Tsahi Halevi isn't Leslie Nielsen.

Fucking hell, he killed his partner, and I laughed..

Come on, dude, you are giving us an Arab wedding with people giving rockets as presents LOL..

Every time I think "This movie could be better", I recheck its budget and I'm like "It could be way way much worst, it's not soulless, not perfect, but still so fun to watch.

Ok, that's funny, Ethan played by actor Omer Dror was going like "The photos are hard to watch." and then show them, and they are hard to watch because they are blurred LOL.

 His friend who supposed to have died in the bridge accident now became Aaron-man, oh god, that's so funny..

The group of the bad guys called RBG which stands for Really Bad Guys, I can't keep giving the credit only to David Zucker but Alon Gur Arye also co-writed the movie, and it's obvious that Alon Gur Arye is also a big fan of Naked Gun franchise, anyway, thank you, dude, for being able to make comedy, I know it's 2019, but still, I'm watching it for the first time, and I'm happy I did, and the villainess, I'm so in love with her, I want to go into the screen and save her.

 Around 55 minute mark the hero is like "They binged watched The Simpsons without a break. The neighbors found their bodies after season 14." and I'm like, nothing worth watching after season 14 LOL.

The hero love the villainess, damn, this is so hilarious, BTW, that's one of the things that make Hollywood thought police go crazy, the idea of men liking female villains, and would always find female villains more appealing, and that's why they try to destroy them by any means possible, thinking if that's what they think watching a movie, that means encouraging dangerous behavior IRL, and that's why such character should be destroyed, same with girls liking the toxic charismatic male villains, which also make them making villains bland, boring, and barely give them any screen time, these people don't understand that movies have absolutely nothing to do with reality, it's like GTA or any extremely violent game, just because you enjoy it, doesn't mean you actually enjoy the same act IRL, but they fail to even comprehend such obvious fact, and want to enforce you to think in a certain way, to fantasize what they allow you to fantasize, very despicable people if you ask me, and very fascistic too.    

The poor good girl tho, she was heart-broken after he told her that he's in love with Sharon, she's too so gorgeous.. It's weird tho, as Sharon is married.

   Around 1 hour and 3 minutes, we have a fight made for comedic purpose between the hero and the heroine, and damn, it's really good, and then the main bad guy intervened, you can probably guess who he is to be used as plot twist.. He's the one who was supposedly died during the extraction, which make everything that happened till this point is meaningless, which is what you would expect from a Naked Gun movie, that's why I said, you can recognize the style in writing and directing, the same way I manged over the time to recognize Hollywood thought police in writing and directing, even tho they usually work behind either some unknown writers and directors, or they intervene in the work of other creators, that they ended having a very recognizable writing and directing style that can be easily detected, at least by me.

Ok, I agree with the main villain and he's message against how technology replacing people, something also Hollywood thought police don't dare to speak about, if they even addressed the problem of AI, they go after trivial shit, like "AI can be used to spread misinformation.", which is the most elitist point to take about how AI would effect the masses, nothing about how people would probably lose their jobs, and how who would keep their jobs would probably get paid less, no, their problem that they should dictate what people should believe and how they can control the flow of information!!

   That's why Hollywood thought police would absolutely hate someone like David Zucker, and no matter you are on the right or the left, you should acknowledge the fact that modern Hollywood thought police are obsessed with control, control how you think, how you feel, and what you can and can't say..

     Wait a minute, David Zucker actually appeared in the movie, that's so cool..

Ok, the bad guys are talking about the west exploiting the third world, which is true actually, I agree with it, I believe the capitalism system is exploitative by its nature, and the world resources belong to all humanity not by the few who control the majority, and with the rise of AI either it will be used to achieve abundance and provide a better life to all people, or we will face a harsher exploitation and live in a harsher unforgiving world, something if happened would only happen due to the stupidity of humanity.   

I like that the bad guys are communists actually, I don't mind any fictional villains, but communist villains are the best for me.

So, at the end, it's very typical our beloved villainess offered the hero to rule the world with her, he refused, then the good girl defeated her, she doesn't have to ask me to rule the world with her, I would do anything for her, I would do anything for her to win, I love you so much Mujidra Markuk ❤❤❤.

You see, Snow White cost at least 300 times more than this movie, and I will never in a million years watch Snow White, not because of Rachel Zegler as many wouldn't watch for such reason, I watch movies mainly for villains, and I don't have real problem with Rachel Zegler, I even watched Y2K, which wasn't great, and wasn't so bad, but I know Hollywood would ruin villains for me, they want to enforce me to be on the heroes' side and want everyone to be like that, they go like "This is the character we want you to like, and you have no choice" and I'm like, I have the choice to not watch it at all LOL..

This movie didn't try to do that, on the contrary it was respectful, it even acknowledge that men love female villains, the male villains were also cool, the movie doesn't force you to hate them, they also make a convincing argument, that you can agree with, so basically it's given you a choice, Hollywood take such choice away from you, they are all about "control and order" as Michael Ende described them in his Neverending Story, anyway, that was one of the greatest movies I've watched in a while.     


Favorite Quotes 

"Haim: The media will ruin us. Maybe we should blame the Iranians. Maybe it was.. Syrians. Sorry. The Russians."

"Linda Harris: We need to work together, If stupidity is a code you can help me to decipher it."

"Guy Moran: But you've already got the money!

Mujidra Markuk: That's democracy for you! A leader comes along, gains the support of the people. Then forgets the people who voted for him and gets rich at their expense."



 


























 

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