Henchwomen Fight

Movie Name : Van Helsing

Actress Name : Elena Anaya, Silvia Colloca, Josie Maran and Zuzana Durdinová

Character Name : Aleera, Verona and Marishka

Year : 2004

In 2004 movie Van Helsing. Actresses Elena Anaya, Silvia Colloca and Josie Maran play as female vampires Aleera, Verona and Marishka.

I think that most followers of the blog know like three of the most iconic female vampires in the history of cinema, and the movie really deserve a revisit, especially that we know a movie like this would never be made today, so, let's watch the movie and enjoy it one more time.

Damn, the movie starts with a badass music, I really miss that, most movies nowadays have a really bland music. Count Vladislaus Dracula is really cool in this movie, and the lucky bastard is with the three most beautiful women in the history of humanity, I'm so jealous, I would do anything to be in his place, like what I can do to be a vampire, make a pacts with the Devil, where to sign? 

Dr. Victor Frankenstein refused to do what the main villain asked him to do.. Big mistake!!

The main villains with our gorgeous evil babes went to tear the town apart, fly, my pretties, fly 😍😍😍. 

The hero was basically sent by the church after Count Dracula, but not to sell his soul, as he should, but to make the world better place!!

 To be fair, Hugh Jackman also looked handsome in this movie, he had a great hair in the movie.

There's no any alternative reality where I'd chose humans over evil vampires, I'm so morally bankrupt that I can't even understand how is it possible to choose humans, I want to be Dracula, I want to be with Aleera, Verona and Marishka not Van Helsing, as for humanity, I don't care, who do you think I am, Che Guevara?

  Ok, the werewolf effect in this movie looks so cool, unlike the first monster, which looked really bad.

Anna Valerious played by Kate Beckinsale looks amazing in the movie, and her outfit is so cool.

The visuals in this movie are amazing, like the mountains, the forest, they are like paintings, even the buildings really suit the environment, just breathtaking.

The hero's friend is asking him, "Why you have to kill Dracula?" and the hero was like "Because he's the son of the devil". Like why, dude? What the devil ever done to you? If not for him, you wouldn't even exist, you basically owe him your life, if he wasn't smart enough to trick Adam and Eve, the entire human race wouldn't exist, and this how you thank him, by going after his son!!

 So, now we have the first confrontation between our beloved vampires and the heroes, they attack the village just when Van Helsing arrived..

One of our gorgeous cruel vampires snatched the heroine, if I was there I would probably go like, "leave her, and take me instead.", but not out of heroism, I would just do anything to be with her.

As you probably know, we lost our beloved Marishka in the first confrontation with the heroes, if she only listened to our beloved Verona and finished him right away.

A wise man from the village then went to the hero and said "Vampires only kill what they need to survive, now they will kill for revenge." 

This movie is over two hours, no bloat, not lectures, no boredom, this would be consider a blasphemy in modern Hollywood, like imagine watching a movie to be entertained, I know modern Hollywood find the idea of entertainment is horrified, they can't even comprehend the idea of movies being entertaining LOL.

Since I watched the movie long time ago, I even totally forgot about the heroine brother that she lost at the start of the movie. Turns out that he ended up being a werewolf, probably bitten by the werewolf he was fighting.

Damn, the transition into a werewolf is so painful, like he tears his skin apart.

The idea that a movie made 20 years ago is better in every way, even the CGI, than any movie made to day is beyond me..

It's kind of sad that her brother turned into a werewolf, I honestly I can't find anything positive of turned into a werewolf, like, it's basically being a glorified dog. And I don't think female vampires like drinking werewolves blood, so basically, humans don't want you, vampires don't want you, and every full moon you end up naked in some random place without knowing how you got their, it's basically like being drunk without the buzz, only the negative stuff. 

The heroine should really thank Mr Dracula for charitable work, and how he bring new outfit to her brother every time he tear apart his old one while being a werewolf, at least out of courtesy, it's like this "It's time to save the world from your evil, and BTW, thanks for taking care of my brother, that was so sweet, now, prepare to die!"

Finished an hour, without being bored, that's what escapism is, time goes by without even noticing..

  So, Dracula manged to bring his baby bats to life, and hugged his two lovely wives, what a sweet family 💙💙💙.

Aleera and Verona with hundreds of their bat children went back to the village to take revenge for our beloved Marishka, It's pay time, bitches, you should've bowed down to our evil queens.

At the same time the hero staked Dracula, and Dracula played along, then went like "Gotcha, bitch", and threw the hero's silver stake as if it's a toy.

The hero then set a trap for our beloved Verona, he knew that they are after Frankenstein's Monster, so, he tricked them to think he's in the cart, but set a trap in it and our gorgeous villainess couldn't escape it 💔💔💔. I really wished if I could save her, or warn her about these traitorous heroes. And this Frankenstein's Monster guy, have you forgot what humans have done to you, why would you even think of joining them instead of joining our beloved vampires!!

Ok, the werewolf went after them, I guess werewolves aren't totally useless after all, don't they?

This movie is incredible, like how the cart burned out and flipped, you don't see scenes like that anymore, with exciting music, chasing, villains, it's just so good to watch it again.

So, her brother died after the fight ended, as the hero shot him while he was in his wolf form, for our beloved Aleera to surprise the heroine and kidnap her and fly away.

Wait, they used the no reflection for vampires in this movie, I've not seen that being used for ages that I forgot it was a thing, also the man knows how to party, I wish I was invited there, I would've taken a selfie with him, he wouldn't mine, he wouldn't appear in it anyway.

Of course, the heroes ruined the party in order to save the heroine, A real party poopers!

This movie have a trick similar to The Matrix mirror thing, and it's so cool, the effect is really really cool, again, better than what we see today.. 

Basically, The heroes used the portal to teleport to Dracula's castle, then we get the final confrontations between our villains and the good guys.

What an awesome movie, with awesome villains, It's one of the best vampire movies ever made, if not the best, I wish if movies were good as that nowadays.