Henchwomen Fight

In 1986 movie Armour of God AKA Lung hing foo dai. Actresses Marcia Chisholm, Linda Denley, Stephanie Evans, Alicia Shonte and Vivian Wickliffe play as female villains.

Ok, one of the old classic of the action movies legend, Jackie Chan, I have memories with this movie as a kid, because I remember watching it with my friends in an internet cafe as a kid. I basically can't remember anything about it, or even the story. So, it's kind of watching it for the first time.

So basically Jackie went to some isolated tribe that was about to sacrifice a nude babe in a religious ritual.

 He's only there to steal the sword, which is like a sacred artifact.. Damn, Jackie actually use a stunt-double, I watched this video of Rantoni talking about how Jackie Chan is using a stunt double, and it's actually obvious in this movie, as the one jumping and catching the tree isn't Jackie. It's not like a problem, like it's normal that he use stunt doubles in some scenes, and do other scenes for himself, it's just after watching the video, now I see it.

Cool, we have an evil cult leader, I remember that.. Damn this guy eyebrows, I don't know about the eyebrows thing, does it have a religious meaning? Is it indicator of a higher level of spirituality!! Or is it just a coincidence?

So, the cult followers killed dozens of people in order to kidnap Jackie's girlfriend.. Ok.

So, they basically shot everyone, then some journalist went to take photos of the victim to one of the cult followers go back and shoot him LOL.

The cult followers kidnapped Jackie's girlfriend in order to make him get them The Armor Of God, which kind of doesn't make sense to me, like, wasn't god ended up crucified, doesn't seem working, isn't it!! Like imagine the only review on the product is that "I just used it, I'm writing my review now nailed on the cross, it doesn't do shit!", and the comment repeated three times.. Like, the only way this makes sense to me is if the main villain gonna sent it as a gift to someone he really hates!!

Anyway, let's keep watching, WOW, this movie was filmed in Yugoslavia!! The movie also have a historical significance, now, I enjoy it more.

So, they kidnapped Jackie's friend fiancee not Jackie's girlfriend, whatever..

Finally some action scene around 30 minutes time mark, I can't believe this movie was made like 40 years ago, it look so cool and the car chasing scenes is really amazing for its time, and stand out today.

The stunts in this movie are crazy, with the music, I can't look away.

The cult in the movie are Satanists, which is really cool, I thought they would be like christian zealots, but they are actually Satanists, best cult ever *With Emilia Clarke voice.  

So, they trick men to join the cult by promising them women, LOL, if that's true, half of humanity would've joined it.

The heroes found Laura, the one being kidnapped by the cult, and played by the beautiful Rosamund Kwan, but they don't know that she was brainwashed by the cult in order to use her to get the Armor Of GOD..

Laura drugged Jackie's friend in order for the cult get him both, which make zero sense, as the cult let them go, and could easily prevent them from running away they were even watching them going away.

All I can say the landscapes in this movie are amazing, like the mountains and the caves just look really cool.

 This is the best part of the movie, the escape and the fight scenes, like, I love this part so much, with Jackie unique and funny fight style, especially when he's overpowered.

I really miss these movies, I get that stunt work Jackie used to do could be dangerous today that it may never be made, but at least with the safer ones to get fight scenes that made in a smart way and professionally choreographed would be cool. 

BTW, the scene I said it was made by a stunt double, in the credits in the end of the movie they showed that Jackie actually tried to do the stunt by himself and felt and was injured badly, so, they probably used a stunt double to film the shot, but he was probably doing at least most of his stunt work, so, respect, we love you, Jackie.. And of course, we love our Amazon queens ❤❤❤.

In 2022 movie The Queen of Kung Fu 3 AKA 霍家拳之铁臂娇娃3. Actress Muxuan Ma AKA 马牧萱 and Sun Jiayi plays as villainess Zuo Yu and Susan.

Ok, the movie seems so fun to watch, we have a great fight scene just in the start, I hope it keeps being good, We have our villainess fight using people being controlled by her, after the heroine defeated the rest of the villains, and she was defeated incredibly easy, so easy that she didn't confront the heroine and was kind of humiliated by her.

The acting in this movie is so entertaining and I love it, we aren't 10 minutes to the movie and we already have 3 female villains, we are being introduced to an assassin around 7 minute time mark. The movie is so straightforward when it comes to the plot, it doesn't make you wonder of what would happen, they just do it, Xi, the heroine is being targeted by all Kung Fu sects, and she will probably fight and defeat them, you kind of know what to expect, which you may find bad or good, depends on your taste.

Even the boring dialog in this movie isn't boring when you compare it to any modern western movie.

The assassin kill the grand master in his 98 birthday, I mean, at least he lived to be 98, if I lived to be 98, I want to die at the hands of a gorgeous villainess LOL. I wish if the grand master had a final fight or something before he dies, but he's 98 old, so, I shouldn't expect much.

Ok, the main villain is saying that the Assassin that was sent after the heroine, was like the best Assassin in the world, Ok, it was a great fight, but if she really was the best Assassin in the world and the heroine defeated it in the first half hour, then till the end of the movie, I don't think the heroine would find any villain as powerful or more powerful, it just doesn't help the story, I don't expect the main villains have a better fight, especially the villains, she doesn't look as a fighter, and probably can only fight with her gun, without it, she doesn't have a chance.

 We have another fight with four female villains on 37 minute mark. After the heroine manged to defeat the female villains, she was attacked by army of villains, tens of them, and the fight looks so cool, Is it realistic? No, but who fucking care, it's believable tho, and that's what matter, it's believable within such world that the heroine get some kind of superpower when she drinks, so defeating entire army alone is believable, as for reality, fuck reality, I want to enjoy a movie, reality is the last thing I would care about. Her poor friend Zuo Yu wasn't as lucky as she was stabbed in the eye, but she will survive, at least will survive this time. 

The heroine killed one the female villains around 48 minute mark, it seems that she's now going for a revenge, for the master and her friend Yu.

Damn, the movie suddenly became serious and moved towards drama, and I still enjoying it.

Ok, this part is so funny, so Xi kicked Zuo Yu out from the clan and the main villain picked her up, and offered her to join them and she refused, so our villainess said "What a lowly Asian woman." and Zuo Yu was like "You are Asian too" and the villainess was right "My grandmother's second aunt was mixed Great Britain and Eastern descent", this is so fucking true, there are people who I see online are like that, like Chinese living in China like in Hong Kong or something and somehow they go like "We aren't Chinese, we aren't Asian, we are native Braesh European", and I can probably speak English way better than them LOL. Our villainess is too beautiful to be British anyway. 

Ok, the main evil couple aren't the main villains apparently, and were poisoned by Zuo Yu, and now Zuo Yu in power, and will have the final fight with the heroine. That was really unexpected, I didn't expect Zuo Yu to make such coup in power dynamics, it's fun tho, the movie was really fun to watch, it was unexpected in many ways, but in a good way, I really enjoyed it, I didn't expect Zuo Yu to be my favorite character, as for my second favorite, it's the assassin who had a really great fight too, the movie is really fun to watch, You can feel the movie is made with artistic freedom behind it, unlike Hollywood movie that feel like the writer is afraid to think, it's just entertaining movie, and the people behind it trying to entertain you as much as they could.

Thanks to alireza for recommending the movie 🌹🌹🌹.    

This is the first time I watch this episode of The X-Files, the show is really good and one of the best shows of all time, so It will probably worth it.

Damn, just started the episode and it's already full of life, just the two minutes of it would never be made today due to the morality police, the music, the movement, it's just really good, unlike modern TV shows, very sanitized, lazy, slow, and boring. It's like watching a comic book coming to live, the music the details of what the characters wearing, the way they act and interact, even the fucking laptop has its own unique character, that's how good TV shows used to be, not the modern mass-produced Netflix trash.

Ok, a group of gangsters for some reason went into a bar, and the police raided them, then they have a shootout, while some guy using his laptop.. Ok, I'm curious of what's going on, that's cool.

I honestly don't get it, do people who make movies and TV shows today don't watch these shows!! Like how they pay attention to the details and how they try to make the show less boring as possible, most shows nowadays don't care, they focus on something else.

So, the guy with the laptop was shot in the crossfire, the heroes took the laptop, got a CD out of it, then put in the car audio player, and played a song.

I don't care if the tools they are using are outdated today, I want that, I want characters being unique, I want the geek computer nerd having glasses and look like some scientists making experiments, I don't want someone explaining to me that he google some app that cracked the file or something, I want to someone who show me that he's doing some nerdy things even if doesn't make sense, fuck Hollywood and their modern realism, realism sucks.

Ok, after the heroes went to the computer nerd, he found an address in the CD of a shipping container, so they went to check it out.

The heroes opened the container then some beautiful babe attacked them, not sure if she's a villainess or not, then they manged to stop her after she tried to escape.

Damn, the episode see the government with criticism and mistrust, if they did it today, they may end up being in prison, because you aren't allowed to think whatever you want, you have to have the right thought, and the right information, you don't get to have unsanctioned thought, you can't even have a thought then ask someone if you can have it, you can only think limited options and follow blindly, that's how free society function :)

At 14 minute, and this is amazing, a satellite located the container, and was shot from the sky while the heroes are escaping, it's a fucking painting.

What actually was blew up the container was artificial intelligence, the episode was the fucking AI 30 years ago, how cool is that!!

This is absolutely insane, the hero go after a lead on the AI, and then end up to a trailer in the middle of nowhere, then he touch the door, his fingerprint being scanned for the AI to know his identity, this episode aged like wine.

The hero, went after the AI, it seems that it took over his mind, and apparently the hero in some kind of dream, a dream have evil babes in it, and other things that are scary, but also a dream with evil babes in it 😍😍😍.

Ok, as expected, the AI tricked his mind and generated beautiful evil nurses and they were like cutting him one limp at a time, then the heroine - the AI generated heroine - saved him, then the hero found out that all of this was AI doings, then the heroine saved him at last, it's very interesting episode, modern show don't speak about AI as if it's a dirty word, they never speak about it's negative effects, never speak how it will put tons of people out of their jobs, never talk about the data it collects and how it can be used to manipulate people, never talk about privacy, most of the time when they handle it, they go like "we are worry of the AI of the other guys", which is also due to censorship, Hollywood can't speak for or to the people anymore, they are incapable of being in touch of what people think or feel, they don't make art, they channel the message companies want to channel to the masses that they find below them, they incapable of feeling that are tons of artists are fearing what AI can do, including the people of Hollywood themselves, they can't address problems like invasion of privacy or censorship or artistic freedom, it's worst, they justify your freedom being taken away from you because that would suit the corporations better, anyway, it's a great episode, you should really check it out.     

Favorite Quotes

"Dana Scully: Even if artificial intelligence was targeting us with an armed satellite, why isn't it doing it now?