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Movie Name : Der Clown
Actress Name : Xenia Seeberg
Character Name : Mona
Year : 2005

In 2005 movie Der Clown. Actress Xenia Seeberg plays as villainess Mona. I rarely watch anything German, I don't think there are many movies, or shows, not very known at least, but since I watched Dark and HTSDOF, I haven't watched much German entertainment, so yeah, let's watch a German movie this time.

So it's like a superhero movie, and the superhero is called the clown, which great, I couldn't have picked a better name for the hero myself LOL.

Ok, the hero's love got shot, and it's funny, his reaction and the cliche and the music make me laugh to tears, this is gonna be so good.

I honestly checked the IMDB page to check if it's a comedy.. This is so cool.

   We see our gorgeous villainess for the first time in 10 minute time mark.

Wow, the main villain of the movie destroyed a car with Bazooka, I swear this scene would never be made today due to censorship, that's why it's so fun to watch old movies. Have to admit it, the part with the hero crying for his lost love was a cringe, but now the movie is so fun to watch and the action is great. 

Holly shit, so the evil couple threw like multiple grenades and the cars went flying, like how did they even do that in 2005?!   

 Watching movies made 20 years ago is like going back to the future, any action movie today seem like 20 years behind this movie.

The hero actually acknowledge how stupid he looks, like, thank you, I always thought superheroes look stupid, I may like this hero LOL.

 I've spent half an hour without being bored, this would never happen watching any modern action movie.

So, the hero went after the camera man because he only filmed the bad guys without trying to save the heroine, like, they had gun, dude, why would he risk his life for her? I wouldn't, the only one I would risk my life for Song Zi Qiao ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜, other than that, no, thank you!!

And the heroine was saved like in two seconds, that was too easy!!

Ok, the main villain in this movie, Zorbek played by Gรถtz Otto reminds me of Berlin from La Casa De Papel, which is really cool.

So, Zorbek went to chase the hero, and they ended up on the roof, and Zorbek was like, "I'm sorry about your girlfriend. Do you still see her sometimes at night in your dreams?", then the next shot was the hero crying dramatically over her, and I'm laughing, I really like this Zorbek guy, this is gold. Sadly, both the hero and the heroine manged to escape from Zorbek using the helicopter.

Ok, so, the helicopter was exploded, and the hero was telling his friend "Sorry for the chopper", and his friend was like, "Don't worry about it.", like if it was me, It would be more like "It's ok, you have to sell your kidney to pay me over, and give me half of your salary for the next 20 years", like, it's not he dented his car, it's a damn helicopter. 

The stunt work in this movie is amazing, when it comes to cars flying and such, it's absolutely great.

The villains finally got the gold, they planned to steal, which is similar to the final heist in La Casa De Papel, the plot of the movie isn't great, like, I get the hero going after the villain because of his girlfriend, but they didn't take any hostages, and things kind of rushed, and too easy for them, they just move from point A to B, the hero also isn't like trapped with them and have to fight for his life, he's just going after them, also going from A to B. The movie is a mix of great action, and ridiculous plot at the same time, still, if I have to choose between this movie and anything made today, this movie is way more fun to watch, I wasn't bored at all watching it, while in modern western movies, due to thought police supervision, you would never get a movie as fun to watch.


















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