Henchwomen Fight

In 2025 movie La chacalosa. Actresses Isabel Vazquez and Sandy Hernandez play as female villains Jessica Beltran and Laura.

Ok, this movie doesn't even have IMDB page, which probably mean it will be good, like in so bad it's good kind of way, and I will probably have so much fun watching it.

 I can't delay this movie for another day, have to watch it now, the actress who play the protagonist of the movie also presenting it, and inviting me to watch it saying it's "exciting movie", like, even if it was trash, with such gorgeous lady inviting me to watch it, I will watch it LOL. And she even blew a kiss to the audience, now, the movie deserves and Oscar 😂😂😂. 

There's some guy speaking English, It's automatic translation, so they either going after our villainess because either she sell drugs, or she's the drug..

Ok, the evil babes talking about how basically everyone want to screw them. 

Damn, I get an Game Of Thrones ad, like, keep this Hollywood trash away from me, I want to watch our gorgeous villainess. 

So, they basically are selling weapons, I didn't need translation for this because I remember the word from this video.

Me laughing while watching this movie doesn't mean it's bad or need fixing, it's perfect the way it is, if the movie made me laugh, it's a good movie, doesn't matter if it was deliberate or not, and I'm having fun watching this movie.

This is so funny, the bad guy is going like "I would've killed him if not my mother loved him so much", just because he's a bad guy doesn't mean he forgot about filial piety.

The movie then show us a group of sheep with some guy hiding behind a tree watching them, and I don't know what the director is trying to tell us, is he watching them because he want to eat them or sleep with them!!

We see our villainess again telling the evil babes to hurry up..

We have the guy from USA who was sent to mexico, and at the start they told him, speak Spanish, you are in Mexico, but apparently he's retard as he keep speaking English.

Now we have the first confrontation between our villainess and her henchwomen, and it's kind of funny, the flare of the guns looks so fake LOL.

Our villainess shot the young dude, he probably had a college the next day, and was in the movie only because his aunt asked him to.

By the end of the fight our villainess, told her crew it was a trap and they have to go, like, are you sure?!

After our evil babes manged to escape, the agent was like "How they manged to get away?", like they got in the car, turned the engine on, then drove away, it's not very hard to understand, my dear, same as it's not very hard to understand that people in Mexico don't speak English, you sweet summer child.  

This shouldn't be so funny, it's so ridiculous, he shot him then goes like "rest in peace, uncle", like, isn't this the same guy your mother loved?! I guess mother love is a double-edge sword LOL.

 Our villainess faces two guys here, I wish she had some whip and use it from time to time in this movie, apparently, she was the girlfriend of the guy who was watching the sheep behind a tree and he cheated on her, hopefully with another woman.

 El Patrona's father just died, it's hard to know how, as bullets in the universe of this movie is completely untraceable and doesn't leave any mark, so it's hard to know if he was shot or died from natural causes!!

 El Patrona then got angry and pointing the gun or her crew, then we probably will get the final confrontation. The poor guy was shot by the US agent, then the US agent was shot.

No, our poor villainess, who either wasn't named in the movie, or I missed her name was shot.

Now it's our Jessica Beltran final confrontation, and she was betrayed by Laura, at the end, El Patrona was saved by her ex-boyfriend, her ex-boyfriend was shot, and the movie ended.

Ok, that was fun to watch, it's what I expected it to be.