Movie Name : Mr. Magoo
Actress Name : Kelly Lynch
Character Name : Luanne
Year : 1997



In 1997 movie Mr. Magoo. Actress Kelly Lynch plays as villainess Luanne.

I know it's not  Leslie Nielsen's best movie, but at least we can get some laughs, also Kelly Lynch is a main villainess in the movie, so absolutely worth watching.

Disney's logo, I hate this logo, if this wasn't something I already watched, and it's old, I would never watch it, same with Netflix, just if the movie is associated with Netflix, even if someone told me it's good, I never come near them, like, I get some of my favorite TV shows were made by Netflix, still if it's new the logo itself now have some kind of superpower that would make any movie unwatchable even if it's good LOL.. 

I honestly see these outlets as dangerous as the moralistic realistic failed artist that inspired them.

To hell with the moralistic realistic failed artist thought police propagandists, let's watch the movie..

We see Luanne around 7 minutes mark wearing latex suit as she's about to break into the museum of natural history, god, she's so stunning..

Her partner in the crime tried to follow her lead to descend down from the roof and landed on his crotch, that was funny..   

Ok, the movie is better than I remember, and it kind of catch the humor vibe of 90s cartoons.

Why China don't make good movies like this one and keep stuck in trying to make movies like modern western movies which is kind of sucks?

I can't believe Disney used to make movies that I can watch 20 minutes of without being bored..

Anyway Luanne manged to steal the jewel, yet, being greedy she tried to get rid of her partner to keep the jewel for herself, so around 16 minutes mark, she took the jewel from her partner and tried to push him out of the ship they are boarding, unfortunately, her partner didn't fall and they fought for the jewel that fell into the boat of Mr. Magoo.

Around 25 minutes our gorgeous villainess disguised as a reporter to get closer to Magoo to get the jewel..

Finished one hour, wow, it's like Hollywood was poisoned, and it's too late to save it, it's unbelievable how good movies used to be, it's kind of sad, but also I'm having really good time watching the movie, so not all are lost.

Henchwomen are my favorite villains especially when done right, but still, I love when having an villainess that is active all the movie, I get so much fun, and Leslie Nielsen, the movie is actually amazing, it's way better than when I watched it for the first time which was what? Since I was basically a kid!!

The final confrontation starts around 1 hour 16 minutes..

I can't believe this company used to make good movies, some of them even part of my childhood, the idea about the followers of the failed realistic moralistic artist that these people are abusers, like imagine that, imagine if someone have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and such boyfriend keep gaslighting you the way these people do, they censor and sanitize your fiction and deliberately destroy things you love, and gaslight you by claiming "That cute thing you had, I didn't destroy it" or "It wasn't deliberate", one other sign of sever abuse these people practice is the idea of thought policing, like a boyfriend who want to share the fantasy of his girlfriend, not like role-playing, but he wants to change her fantasy to make sure he's the one in control, that the fantasy suits him, that there's no fantasy element he doesn't like and his girlfriend get, he basically thought policing her, and then he claims it's out of love for her, because he think that every fantasy he doesn't control is harmful and not safe for her, that's how Hollywood has become, they are just their failed realistic moralistic artists like how Michael Ende accurately described in The NeverEnding Story


 Favorite Quotes

"Mr. Magoo: You keep your eye on Le Seur, but don't forget: She's smart, dangerous, ruthless, soft, beautiful, good kisser.." 















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