Movie Name : College Vampires
Character Name : StephaniaAsha, Niobe, and Mira
Year : 2009


In 2009 movie College Vampires. Actresses Simon Petric, Radita Rosu, Desiree Malonga, and Adriana Butoi play as villans Stephania, Asha, Niobe, and Mira.
I miss edgy comedy, a genre also banned today due to art censorship, basically if you want to watch a good movie being done right, either it's comedy, horror, action, watch anything from the 90s and 2000s, as for modern movies, only musicals are done right, and not all music tho, you can't listen to music like what Eminem or 50 cent used to make, not even Homer Simpson's beer song or songs that used to be sang by villains to show their villainy, they have to be sanitized songs.. It's kind of sad to live in a free world and see it being devoured bit by bit, I guess the new generation won't get to experience such freedom tho, it would be easier for them as they wouldn't know what they are missing, like the generation who came after the moralistic realistic failed artist burned "the degenerate" art to raise a generation showing blind obedience and intolerance..


Oh, god, the movie starts with one of the character, Pete, trying to smuggle candy up his ass LOL..

This is so funny, Rusty was caught with his pants down, LOL, I miss comedy..

I love that Oren Skoog playing both Rusty and Radu, because Radu is a great character, like how he's a vampire want to resurrect his evil love after a vampire hunter trapped her in a gem..

This is the greatest movie ever made, we see Musetta Vander playing Teodora Van Sloan around 11 minutes, a 15 minutes in this movie is more fun than all movies made in the last 5 years combined.


We see Teodora Van Sloan around 20 minutes, Musetta Vander is the greatest vampire hunter ever, she's awesome 💘💘💘.

Around 28 minutes Teodora Van Sloan smashed what she thought the evil music box as a girl was using it, and it turns out it was a gift from her mother that was given to her before her mother went into a coma, this is comedy gold..


Please tell me we are going to see Stephania again, this can't be all her screentime.

This movie compared to movies made today feels like something made in the lost city of Atlantis, an advanced lost civilization that no longer exist..

This was really funny, so Stephania possessed Lynne after she accidentally freed her, and then Lynne went kissing Radu, and Lynne's boyfriend was like "WTF!" LOL..

 I can't stop laughing watching this movie, this is gold.


Musetta Vander is awesome in this movie, I always said whoever ace a villain, can easily play comedy, it apply on Jim Carrey, it apply on Nadine Velazquez and Jaime Pressly in My Name Is Earl,
 it apply on Giancarlo Esposito if he played a comedy, and it apply on Musetta Vander in this movie. Anyone can play a good hero, only a few talented people can play a good villain..


I get why we don't see Stephania again, many of the funniest comedic moments in the movie are around her possessing Lynne..

Around 1 hour 8 minutes, they are using a faucet to drain a blood of a human so they can drink whenever they like as if it's wine, well, it's practical and make sense can't argue with that..

The fight between Asha, Niobe, and Mira and the heroine Teodora Van Sloan starts around 1 hour 20 minutes..

What a masterpiece in comedy..

Ok, something I've noticed, the movie on IMDB called Transylmania, but the title in the movie is College Vampires, the movie just tell you that Rusty want to meet his girlfriend, something like in EuroTrip and also tell you convinced his friends to do it, and they just did, although having the title in the movie College Vampires, it would make way more sense if they failed at the university and for some reason they needed to go some cheap university that need some low qualification and cost less, like in Accepted, that would justify and explain the motive behind their trip, basically a group of losers, either escaping from something, or can't make it in their university, and come together with a plan, it would also make them discovering how the university actually is more impactful.










  

    



 

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